dave_min Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 1 hour ago, BrisDon said: Fair point but why would you want to? To go skiing 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 1 hour ago, BrisDon said: Fair point but why would you want to? The Asda is vast and luxurious. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 2 hours ago, BrisDon said: Fair point but why would you want to? I wouldn't. I'd get a taxi or drive. Was just disproving your earlier statement. Link to comment
BrisDon Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: The Asda is vast and luxurious. Always preferred the Sainsbury’s. Only Asda I’ve ever liked was the one at Portlethen (best jam donuts and toffee apples) despite suffering a near traumatic brain injury at age 4 when my older brother ‘accidentally’ hurled me from the trolley. . Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 15 hours ago, Poodler said: A taxi from my hoose to the casino is $50 but an Uber is $23. it’s the Patel-ster every time for me. aberdeen = terrified of the 21st century It's nothing to do with being terrified of the 21st century and everything to do with not having enough desperate minks that are prepared to work for buttons and the occasional half arsed effort of a gobble from a tired brass at the end of her shift. As far as Uber goes we are suffering for being such a well heeled city. Link to comment
dave_min Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 17 minutes ago, BrisDon said: Always preferred the Sainsbury’s. Only Asda I’ve ever liked was the one at Portlethen (best jam donuts and toffee apples) despite suffering a near traumatic brain injury at age 4 when my older brother ‘accidentally’ hurled me from the trolley. . Shite min, Middleton Park is the best Asda Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 Asda Garthdee is what I imagine hell to resemble Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 29 minutes ago, BrisDon said: Only Asda I’ve ever liked was the one at Portlethen (best jam donuts and toffee apples) You're aware that all the Asdas get there donuts supplied by the same bakery? Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 We all hold our local supermarket dear to our heart. Until, like Asda fucking Dyce they move everything around for no apparent reason. Wanks. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 Why aren't the eggs kept beside the sausages and bacon in supermarkets? Load of nonsense. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 10 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Why aren't the eggs kept beside the sausages and bacon in supermarkets? Load of nonsense. So fat cunts can burn some calories while they shop. 2 3 Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 1 hour ago, maryhilldon said: You're aware that all the Asdas get there donuts supplied by the same bakery? Portlethen had an instore bakery, not sure if they did donuts but I worked there for 6 years and some affa fine smells came fae there Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 Asdas for minks. Tesco or Lidl for me. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 29 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: Portlethen had an instore bakery, not sure if they did donuts but I worked there for 6 years and some affa fine smells came fae there I worked in McGhees bakery for about 6 years, Asda was they're biggest contract. Donuts, yum yums, empire biscuits etc, produced en masse and sent around the country. Don't the in-store bakers stick to stuff like fresh uncut loaves that just need a few ovens rather than industrial size fryers and hotplates? Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: I worked in McGhees bakery for about 6 years, Asda was they're biggest contract. Donuts, yum yums, empire biscuits etc, produced en masse and sent around the country. Don't the in-store bakers stick to stuff like fresh uncut loaves that just need a few ovens rather than industrial size fryers and hotplates? You could be right, I worked in the photoshop so not a clue what went on in the bakers. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 5 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: You could be right, I worked in the photoshop so not a clue what went on in the bakers. Ever get any old trouts smutty photos needing developed? 1 Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 Just now, Don Fonte said: Ever get any old trouts smutty photos needing developed? Aye, seen quite a few, used to get a laugh at them sheepishly coming back in for their 1 hour prints, the woman would usually be giggling and I'm thinking "Ive seen your fanny", felt like saying ...next time use a 35mm and nae a disc camera your blurt was blurry! (used to put an overexposed sticker on it ) Don't think folk realised this was before everything was totally computerised so as a printer we had to look and assess every negative and print them individually,then check each picture for quality and dust marks. Got some right eye fulls 👀 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 2 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: Aye, seen quite a few, used to get a laugh at them sheepishly coming back in for their 1 hour prints, the woman would usually be giggling and I'm thinking "Ive seen your fanny", felt like saying ...next time use a 35mm and nae a disc camera your blurt was blurry! (used to put an overexposed sticker on it ) Don't think folk realised this was before everything was totally computerised so as a printer we had to look and assess every negative and print them individually,then check each picture for quality and dust marks. Got some right eye fulls 👀 Fucking lovely stuff. You should have printed out duplicates and sent them in to Reader's Wives. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 26 Author Share Posted April 26 3 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: Aye, seen quite a few, used to get a laugh at them sheepishly coming back in for their 1 hour prints, the woman would usually be giggling and I'm thinking "Ive seen your fanny", felt like saying ...next time use a 35mm and nae a disc camera your blurt was blurry! (used to put an overexposed sticker on it ) Don't think folk realised this was before everything was totally computerised so as a printer we had to look and assess every negative and print them individually,then check each picture for quality and dust marks. Got some right eye fulls 👀 Did you make the odd copy of your favourites? Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 4 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Did you make the odd copy of your favourites? Nah,of coarse not, that would be a sackable offence! 😏 Thinking back it was a great job for a nosey cunt like me 😁 1 Link to comment
redone Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 2 hours ago, chief_wiggum said: Nah,of coarse not, that would be a sackable offence! 😏 Thinking back it was a great job for a nosey cunt like me 😁 Ever see any unexpectedly explicit snaps of someone you knew ? …..like one of your old teachers wi her tits oot ?…or some goody two shoes quine fae school wi jizz a ooer her face? 1 1 Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 Just now, redone said: Ever see any unexpectedly explicit snaps of someone you knew ? …..like one of your old teachers wi her tits oot ?…or some goody two shoes quine fae school wi jizz a ooer her face? No unfortunately, weirdest one was a wifie naked except a mask tied to a bed and a bullwhip strategically placed legs open, and a cat sitting at the end of the bed looking at her as if to say wtf is going on here 😆 Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted April 26 Site Sponsor Share Posted April 26 1 hour ago, chief_wiggum said: No unfortunately, weirdest one was a wifie naked except a mask tied to a bed and a bullwhip strategically placed legs open, and a cat sitting at the end of the bed looking at her as if to say wtf is going on here 😆 Nice pussy? Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 4 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said: Nice pussy? Hairy or furry one or t’ ither Link to comment
BrisDon Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 12 hours ago, Zeus said: Asda Garthdee is what I imagine hell to resemble Was good when it was Gateway. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 1 hour ago, BrisDon said: Was good when it was Gateway. 😄 Quality Partridge Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 16 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Fucking lovely stuff. You should have printed out duplicates and sent them in to Reader's Wives. Should he fuck , he should have hot them up on the chat Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 8 minutes ago, Zeus said: Gems of Aberdeen: 1. Brimmond Hill 2. The Hayloft Bar 1 Link to comment
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