Thread O Aberdeen

[dave_min]

1 hour ago, BrisDon said:

Fair point but why would you want to?

 

To go skiing 

[Zeus]

Überdeen

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, BrisDon said:

Fair point but why would you want to?

 

The Asda is vast and luxurious.

[dazzy_deff]

2 hours ago, BrisDon said:

Fair point but why would you want to?

 

I wouldn't. I'd get a taxi or drive. Was just disproving your earlier statement.

[BrisDon]

6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

The Asda is vast and luxurious.

Always preferred the Sainsbury’s.

Only Asda I’ve ever liked was the one at Portlethen (best jam donuts and toffee apples) despite suffering a near traumatic brain injury at age 4 when my older brother ‘accidentally’ hurled me from the trolley. 


 

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[DeltaRay1903]

15 hours ago, Poodler said:

A taxi from my hoose to the casino is $50 but an Uber is $23. 
 

it’s the Patel-ster every time for me.

 

aberdeen = terrified of the 21st century 

It's nothing to do with being terrified of the 21st century and everything to do with not having enough desperate minks that are prepared to work for buttons and the occasional half arsed effort of a gobble from a tired brass at the end of her shift. 

As far as Uber goes we are suffering for being such a well heeled city. 

[dave_min]

17 minutes ago, BrisDon said:

Always preferred the Sainsbury’s.

Only Asda I’ve ever liked was the one at Portlethen (best jam donuts and toffee apples) despite suffering a near traumatic brain injury at age 4 when my older brother ‘accidentally’ hurled me from the trolley. 


 

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Shite min, Middleton Park is the best Asda

[Zeus]

Asda Garthdee is what I imagine hell to resemble

[maryhilldon]

29 minutes ago, BrisDon said:

 

Only Asda I’ve ever liked was the one at Portlethen (best jam donuts and toffee apples)  

You're aware that all the Asdas get there donuts supplied by the same bakery?

[cheesepipes]

We all hold our local supermarket dear to our heart. Until, like Asda fucking Dyce they move everything around for no apparent reason. Wanks. 

 

[manboobs109]

Why aren't the eggs kept beside the sausages and bacon in supermarkets? Load of nonsense.

[maryhilldon]

10 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Why aren't the eggs kept beside the sausages and bacon in supermarkets? Load of nonsense.

So fat cunts can burn some calories while they shop.

[chief_wiggum]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

You're aware that all the Asdas get there donuts supplied by the same bakery?

Portlethen had an instore bakery, not sure if they did donuts but I  worked there for 6 years and some affa fine smells came fae there

[Redforever86]

Asdas for minks. Tesco or Lidl for me. 

[maryhilldon]

29 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

Portlethen had an instore bakery, not sure if they did donuts but I  worked there for 6 years and some affa fine smells came fae there

I worked in McGhees bakery for about 6 years, Asda was they're biggest contract. Donuts, yum yums, empire biscuits etc, produced en masse and sent around the country. Don't the in-store bakers stick to stuff like fresh uncut loaves that just need a few ovens rather than industrial size fryers and hotplates?

[chief_wiggum]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I worked in McGhees bakery for about 6 years, Asda was they're biggest contract. Donuts, yum yums, empire biscuits etc, produced en masse and sent around the country. Don't the in-store bakers stick to stuff like fresh uncut loaves that just need a few ovens rather than industrial size fryers and hotplates?

You could be right, I worked in the photoshop so not a clue what went on in the bakers.

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

You could be right, I worked in the photoshop so not a clue what went on in the bakers.

Ever get any old trouts smutty photos needing developed?

[chief_wiggum]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

Ever get any old trouts smutty photos needing developed?

Aye, seen quite a few, used to get a laugh at them sheepishly coming back in for their 1 hour prints, the woman would usually be giggling and I'm thinking "Ive seen your fanny", felt like saying ...next time use a 35mm and nae a disc camera your blurt was blurry!  (used to put an overexposed sticker on it )

Don't think folk realised this was before everything was totally computerised so as a printer we had to look and assess every negative and print them individually,then check each picture for quality and dust marks. Got some right eye fulls 👀

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

Aye, seen quite a few, used to get a laugh at them sheepishly coming back in for their 1 hour prints, the woman would usually be giggling and I'm thinking "Ive seen your fanny", felt like saying ...next time use a 35mm and nae a disc camera your blurt was blurry!  (used to put an overexposed sticker on it )

Don't think folk realised this was before everything was totally computerised so as a printer we had to look and assess every negative and print them individually,then check each picture for quality and dust marks. Got some right eye fulls 👀

Fucking lovely stuff.

You should have printed out duplicates and sent them in to Reader's Wives.

[Ke1t]

3 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

Aye, seen quite a few, used to get a laugh at them sheepishly coming back in for their 1 hour prints, the woman would usually be giggling and I'm thinking "Ive seen your fanny", felt like saying ...next time use a 35mm and nae a disc camera your blurt was blurry!  (used to put an overexposed sticker on it )

Don't think folk realised this was before everything was totally computerised so as a printer we had to look and assess every negative and print them individually,then check each picture for quality and dust marks. Got some right eye fulls 👀

Did you make the odd copy of your favourites? 

[chief_wiggum]

4 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Did you make the odd copy of your favourites? 

Nah,of coarse not, that would be a sackable offence! 😏 

Thinking back it was a great job for a nosey cunt like me 😁 

 

[redone]

2 hours ago, chief_wiggum said:

Nah,of coarse not, that would be a sackable offence! 😏 

Thinking back it was a great job for a nosey cunt like me 😁 

 

Ever see any unexpectedly explicit snaps of someone you knew ? …..like one of your old teachers wi her tits oot  ?…or some goody two shoes quine fae school wi jizz a ooer her face?

[chief_wiggum]

Just now, redone said:

Ever see any unexpectedly explicit snaps of someone you knew ? …..like one of your old teachers wi her tits oot  ?…or some goody two shoes quine fae school wi jizz a ooer her face?

No unfortunately, weirdest one was a wifie naked except a mask tied to a bed and a bullwhip strategically placed legs open, and a cat sitting at the end of the bed looking at her as if to say wtf is going on here 😆

[Dom Sullivan]

1 hour ago, chief_wiggum said:

No unfortunately, weirdest one was a wifie naked except a mask tied to a bed and a bullwhip strategically placed legs open, and a cat sitting at the end of the bed looking at her as if to say wtf is going on here 😆

Nice pussy?

[chief_wiggum]

4 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said:

Nice pussy?

Hairy or furry one or t’ ither 

[BrisDon]

12 hours ago, Zeus said:

Asda Garthdee is what I imagine hell to resemble

Was good when it was Gateway. 
 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, BrisDon said:

Was good when it was Gateway. 
 

😄 Quality Partridge 

[ericblack4boss]

16 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Fucking lovely stuff.

You should have printed out duplicates and sent them in to Reader's Wives.

Should  he fuck , he should  have hot them up on the chat

[Zeus]

Gems of Aberdeen:

 

1. Brimmond Hill

[Howard Marks]

8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Gems of Aberdeen:

 

1. Brimmond Hill

2. The Hayloft Bar