Red Clive 1995 Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 Hi guys, thinking of having a bbq, what’s everyone’s favourite item to grill? Trying to impress the new bit of fluffs family and open to suggestion how to get the future mother in law creaming her panties as I satisfy her tastebuds. Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 Assumed you teuchters would've just BBQ'd any old roadkill aff the country roads? Bloody animals! Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted June 20 Author Share Posted June 20 14 minutes ago, Zeus said: Assumed you teuchters would've just BBQ'd any old roadkill aff the country roads? Bloody animals! Funny you should say that. I’ve dined on many a piece of venison killed by a road collision, bled in a shed then butchered by the local farmer. Delicious. 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted June 20 Author Share Posted June 20 14 minutes ago, Reed or deed said: A whole cow. You’ve never done that, have you? Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted June 20 Author Share Posted June 20 30 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: Corn on the cob and asparagus The cob on the grill is a great shout. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 9 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Do some hasselback tatties Great for Holland and Chelsea. 2 Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 1 hour ago, Red Clive 1995 said: You’ve never done that, have you? No, but i have went fishing for cows with a neep tied to a bit of rope. 2 Link to comment
milne_afc Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 1 hour ago, Reed or deed said: A whole cow. On a spit 2 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 30 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Do some hasselback tatties people should only eat the tatties that are indigenous to their own area, imo. makes things much easier Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted June 20 Author Share Posted June 20 32 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Do some hasselback tatties Go on… Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 35 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: hasselback Great in Baywatch Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted June 20 Author Share Posted June 20 10 minutes ago, RAZOR said: Get a meat thermometer Got one, it’s a fantastic bit of kit 19 minutes ago, milne_afc said: On a spit That wouldn’t work. And you’d need an army to utilise all the meat. 14 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: people should only eat the tatties that are indigenous to their own area, imo. makes things much easier how exclusive are you being? As the posh folk in Deeside will have their butlers make dauphinoise, whilst in the real world over this way, the staple would b chappit. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 21 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: people should only eat the tatties that are indigenous to their own area, imo. makes things much easier You've taken that too far. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 18 minutes ago, Zeus said: Great in Baywatch Better for Chelsea Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Better for Chelsea Welcome to 46 minutes ago with slow Bri. 4 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 5 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Welcome to 46 minutes ago with slow Bri. Eh skip right past mary dolls comments Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted June 20 Author Share Posted June 20 3 minutes ago, Subterranean Homesick Roos said: A baby swan That’s illegal. I like the idea Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 Just now, CrazyBullSheep said: Reverse Sear a Tomahawk steak Ive nae idea what the fuck this means but heard folk speak about it on Instabook Link to comment
Bournemouth Gee Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 May I suggest a humourous apron 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted June 20 Author Share Posted June 20 37 minutes ago, Bournemouth Gee said: May I suggest a humourous apron I’ll get something filthy printed on, fairly get the in laws blinking. I like my woman, like I like my soup, hot and thick. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 1 minute ago, Red Clive 1995 said: I’ll get something filthy printed on, fairly get the in laws blinking. I like my woman, like I like my soup, hot and thick. Watch yourself, buc loves the fatties too. He’ll be in about her and the mother in no time. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted June 20 Author Share Posted June 20 4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Watch yourself, buc loves the fatties too. He’ll be in about her and the mother in no time. I’d love to host an AFC chat bbq, would be a hoot. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 30 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: I’d love to host an AFC chat bbq, would be a hoot. Set it up, il cook for the day, saves me talking to half the lunatics that frequent on here, while having a laugh at the same time, put up a go fund page for the grub and booze, whoever’s prevalent on the Friday night juker thread is in charge of the tunes. AK in charge of the drugs, seems likely to know a few folk 😂. Link to comment
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