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The maassai folk and other colourful tribes would be good to kick about with, would love a safari, looking at the animals, decent, Victoria falls, the great migration, Rwanda or Congo for the gorillas, lions on the Serengeti, smashing, no I would like Africa. Just not Sudan or Eritrea or shitholes like that. 

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9 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

The maassai folk and other colourful tribes would be good to kick about with, would love a safari, looking at the animals, decent, Victoria falls, the great migration, Rwanda or Congo for the gorillas, lions on the Serengeti, smashing, no I would like Africa. Just not Sudan or Eritrea or shitholes like that. 

If you do plan to go to Congo give me a shout and we'll lord it up in Le Masters Bar for the evening and get you acquainted with the local wildlife and HIV. 

 

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18 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

The maassai folk and other colourful tribes would be good to kick about with, would love a safari, looking at the animals, decent, Victoria falls, the great migration, Rwanda or Congo for the gorillas, lions on the Serengeti, smashing, no I would like Africa. Just not Sudan or Eritrea or shitholes like that. 

Rwanda or the Congo? Its like saying you’d love a holiday to Bangladesh to see the tigers or Somalia to see the leopards. It would be fucking abysmal. 3rd world hell holes. Like Saltcoats but hot.

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18 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Rwanda or the Congo? Its like saying you’d love a holiday to Bangladesh to see the tigers or Somalia to see the leopards. It would be fucking abysmal. 3rd world hell holes. Like Saltcoats but hot.

Exactly, am used to Ayrshire mind, theses places are like a veritable paradise. Except with a better quality of animal cutting about and some rays instead of windy, rainy, chanking weather am used to.

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39 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

If you do plan to go to Congo give me a shout and we'll lord it up in Le Masters Bar for the evening and get you acquainted with the local wildlife and HIV. 

 

Good stuff, safety in numbers, save me worrying about getting turned into a voodoo doll or tsantsa(wee shrunken heed). Cheers for the offer. 👍

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12 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Good stuff, safety in numbers, save me worrying about getting turned into a voodoo doll or tsantsa(wee shrunken heed). Cheers for the offer. 👍

Thought you had one of those already?

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20 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

@cheesepipes did you ever see the pygmies kicking about Pointe Noire?

The wee people with the big heids and nae shoes from the villages, naked kids, walking about the city trying to sell shite and getting pelters from the locals?
 

aye ok louis 

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46 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

@cheesepipes did you ever see the pygmies kicking about Pointe Noire?

The wee people with the big heids and nae shoes from the villages, naked kids, walking about the city trying to sell shite and getting pelters from the locals?
 

I told the police chief and HR they easily looked over 18.

I've been in most seedy nooks but never saw a gang of pygmies.

What about the Rasta Statues? Mannies with Dreadlocks that you pass at 6am and coming back at 6pm cunt hasn't moved an inch. I tried speaking to one, rude cunt didn't even glance at me.

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14 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

I told the police chief and HR they easily looked over 18.

I've been in most seedy nooks but never saw a gang of pygmies.

What about the Rasta Statues? Mannies with Dreadlocks that you pass at 6am and coming back at 6pm cunt hasn't moved an inch. I tried speaking to one, rude cunt didn't even glance at me.

You lads in yir fancy staff houses, staff motor, walking about in groups.
Id do my time there on my tod in a shithole downtown, living amongst the locals. 14yr ago now, there was no rasta statues😆used to get my tea in a tin hut and a local with dredz and no legs would slide in on a skateboard with his guitar and do Marley tunes. He was brilliant. I would give him fags and beer but the locals looked down their nose at him. Not keen on the disabledz or the less fortunate yir average Congolese.
Had some good times over there but a few hairy af moments. Quite happy never to go back. 

Is the Container Bar still there? 

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31 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

You lads in yir fancy staff houses, staff motor, walking about in groups.
Id do my time there on my tod in a shithole downtown, living amongst the locals. 14yr ago now, there was no rasta statues😆used to get my tea in a tin hut and a local with dredz and no legs would slide in on a skateboard with his guitar and do Marley tunes. He was brilliant. I would give him fags and beer but the locals looked down their nose at him. Not keen on the disabledz or the less fortunate yir average Congolese.
Had some good times over there but a few hairy af moments. Quite happy never to go back. 

Is the Container Bar still there? 

I've been there a decade, I'm sure it's not changed much. 

The prez spunked all the cash on a Marine Authority building that wouldn't look out of place in Dubai......apart from that, shite hole.

I walk to and from the base by myself listening to 80s rock....I'm quite the misanthropic lone wolf these days.

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would love to go to russia but they seem to want to replenish their stock of foreigners in prison, so im not going anywhere near it. 

also not going anywhere near mexico. if i want to be shot ill go to a US high school instead. 

dont ever want to go back to bulgaria. police are a bunch of cunts and everyone seemed miserable as fuck. 

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8 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Dubai is awful. As pointed out several times already it's not a country. UAE doesn't hold much appeal. Been to Abu Dhabi, Sharjah and Dubai. All were shit.

I worked in the UAE (Abu Dhabi) so have visited the other Emirates and drove to Muscat a couple of times. I preferred Muscat.

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3 minutes ago, madjockmcferson said:

would love to go to russia but they seem to want to replenish their stock of foreigners in prison, so im not going anywhere near it. 

also not going anywhere near mexico. if i want to be shot ill go to a US high school instead. 

dont ever want to go back to bulgaria. police are a bunch of cunts and everyone seemed miserable as fuck. 

Was in Russia a while back, absolute fucking toilet of a country for the most part. Full of jobsworths and grasses. 

Mexico is scary as fuck if you decide to 'Off The Beaten Track' it. Full of shifty-eyed criminals. 

Bulgaria seems like it would be Russia-esque but with better weather. Full of fat mafia sorts in velour tracksuits, I expect. 

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13 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Bali is fucking ace. 

Kuta for getting fucked up on Drink and Drugs, could be construed as a bit of a shithole but there's absolute paradise to be found on Bali.

Probably wasn't great when they set off bombs in nightclubs with no emergency exits.....granted.

Traffic is a cunt though

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