BWG Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Top fishing by the the B-dog there. A fucking split arse as 007, such nonsense. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Heath Ledger was pish in thon Batman movie - all those arty, poofer, film types got excited about his performance after he died. If he was still alive it would be forgotten about by now. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 What a load of shit. He’s a character im a franchise. It’s nae fucking sexism. Is she going be getting nailed all over place and saving the bloke at the end. Will be getting a Jaws 5 with an Octupus yet. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49638513Disgraceful there hasn't been a male Bridget Jones or Nanny McPhee yet. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Disgraceful there hasn't been a male Bridget Jones or Nanny McPhee yet.At least we got Mrs Doubtfire Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Help is on the way! Link to comment
BWG Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 At least we got Mrs Doubtfire Buzzing for "Mr Doubtfire". A woman disguises herself as a man to get a high paying executive job and infiltrates the patriarchy. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Looks pish. Heath Ledger is the Joker. And that's that. The guy that plays the "Joker" in Gotham is very good. Link to comment
tiktak Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Angel Has Fallen Saw it at the cinema last night. My lady friends choice. Total and utter shite. No tits. 2/10 Didn't think it was that bad. First two ....Has Fallen films were useless but this was ok. Bit overblown for the finale but that's the way things go these days. Good to see Nick Nolte again also. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Didn't think it was that bad. First two ....Has Fallen films were useless but this was ok. Bit overblown for the finale but that's the way things go these days. Good to see Nick Nolte again also.Gerard Butler is a terrible actor, well in this movie for sure. I stand by my 2/10 rating. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Gerard Butler is a terrible actor, well in this movie for sure. I stand by my 2/10 rating.He looks and sounds like he's wearing someone else's teeth. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 And he’s had a strokeAnd shagged Bluto. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 That Elton John film is pish^^homophobe Link to comment
BWG Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 That Elton John film is pish A film about a musician most famous for being a toby tickler is shite? I don't believe you. Link to comment
tiktak Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Hustlers. Fuckin' borefest and (pre-empting questions) for a movie about strippers there's precious few titties on show (none from the main cast). From an acting perspective Jennifer Lopez was strong in one of the lead roles. Maybe it's a burd movie as it does get decent reviews, for me - borefest. Link to comment
Jocky Balboa Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 A film about a musician most famous for being a toby tickler is shite? I don't believe you.I haven't read the reviews, so what is the timeline? He used to be a full-time musician that dabbled in buggery, but for the past quarter of a century he's been a professional homosexual who occasionally dabbles in music. Not terribly exciting from a music biopic perspective. Link to comment
tiktak Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Rambo - Last Blood. Yeah, just had to. Lashings of stupidity in this. Not even a Rambo story per say. Takes on a Mexican cartel for messing with his family. Spoiler here: he wins. Yup, takes them all out without breaking sweat. How the fuck it's sitting on 83% approval on rotten tomatoes is beyond comprehension to me. Darn, probably spoiled it for everyone now. Ah well, never mind. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 They Shall Not Grow Old. Splendid doco film narrated by soldiers who fought in the trenches in WW1 with old footage and photos bringing it all together. Highly watchable. Grim obviously, but the warriors giving their stories talk heroically and are almost blase about what they went through. "It's just what we had to do" - terrific cunts indeed. Lots of cool wee human stories makes it entertaining. Going over the top to face down Johnny Hun in kilts is a sight to behold. 1 million British men and their allies in the empire lost their lives in that war. Fucking hell.That's some heavy shit bro. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Dora the Explorer Dora would get it Link to comment
tiktak Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Ad Astra. Oh boy. Slow, turgid, maudlin, pish. No' keen on this. 2 hours or was it 5, felt like it. Ready Or Not. This I liked. Not taking itself seriously, black humour / horror with an original plot. Decent ending as well. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn Good cast - but pish Aberdeen/shire is mentioned a lot Fancy the main birdStarted watching this. I can see what they are trying to do but gets tedious after 20 minutes. It’s like a bad version of toast of London which can get away with it for an episode. A film is just too long. Aubrey Plaza got wanked over hard after Parks and Rec so don’t even have that. Might finish. Link to comment
tiktak Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Hotel Mumbai. This is well worth watching even if it's not perfect. Good decision not to have a big name in the lead roles, makes it feel more realistic rather than just waiting on the Hollywood hero to save the day. Recommended. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 wit a gem eh a film - this is oan 2nd viewin (eh wis pyshed it the vue boot a month ago n canna mind that much boot it n the worst pert thit wis eh hid tae bite meh tung whin tiktak come oan n critise it. ehm ganna hae tae pil this cunt tae tesk wance egen ..e keeps misunderstendn films n eh hink ehm ganna hae tae sho the cunt e needs tae b made oot sterner stuff if ez ganna b the nxt barry norman Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Watched mother the other day, bonkers. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Watched mother the other day, bonkers.Agreed. What a fucking strange turn of events that film takes. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Mad film. The artist is like come in, make yourselves at home.Is it ok if we rip your house apart and sacrifice the baby, aye, crack on lads. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Mad film. The artist is like come in, make yourselves at home.Is it ok if we rip your house apart and sacrifice the baby, aye, crack on lads. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 IT Chapter 2. The novels unsettling and "scary" bits come from the human elements like the bullying, abuse and the proper nutters like Patrick (if you've read the book you'll know what i'm on about). Whoever wrote the screenplay for the movie completely overlooked all this and went for jump scares. Stephen King doesn't really do good endings tbh, so even discounting that it's not quite the same as the novels ending, it's still a cringefest. Other than that, it was ok. There were a few unsettling moments, like the old woman in the house, but it relied heavily on formulated jump scares. 6/10 Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Watched mother the other day, bonkers.Is that the one with Jennifer Lawrence? Never seen it, but from what i've heard, it sounds interesting to say the least. Link to comment
tiktak Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 wit a gem eh a film - this is oan 2nd viewin (eh wis pyshed it the vue boot a month ago n canna mind that much boot it n the worst pert thit wis eh hid tae bite meh tung whin tiktak come oan n critise it. ehm ganna hae tae pil this cunt tae tesk wance egen ..e keeps misunderstendn films n eh hink ehm ganna hae tae sho the cunt e needs tae b made oot sterner stuff if ez ganna b the nxt barry norman When did I say I didn't like it. The only thing I said was I'd have changed the ending a bit. While the ending was acceptable in itself, I think they could have just upped the ante a little bit. I just have an ending in my head I'd liked to have seen. In my opinion my ending is better. Link to comment
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