Films

[tightbreeks]

Tron Legacy was pretty good, the soundtrack by daft punk pumps my nad.

[King Street Loon]

I quite enjoyed it, but mainly because I thought it was going to be the biggest pile of sh*te. Plus I have a thing for Zooey Dechannel!

 

Oh and Natalie Portman....

 

Me and coopy were well into Zooey Deschanel before the crash.

Dreamy eye's

[boboisared]

gan te the flicks this weekend

 

rise of the planet of the apes or the inbewteeners

 

I can;t decide

 

also wanted to see the devils double but its done now

I've seen both.

 

Go see The Inbetweeners.

[boboisared]

Saw cowboys and aliens on Saturday. Nae the best - seemed to me they thought of the title for the film first then tried to make a story to fit it.

Oh aye, what's that about?

[360]

Dumb and Dumber is on GOLD.

 

Class

[centraldon]

Anyone seen Black Swan? Got it on love film. Been sitting there for a fortnight. Is it just for the gays and the birds, or has it got something for the boys?

[360]

I think there should be a Jeremy Kyle film.

 

It would basically be an hour and a half episode, but one of the security guards is seen to be wearing a somewhat suspicious moustache all the way through. With 5 minutes remaining, this "security guard" reveals their true identity. Alas! It is JK's arch nemesis, Trisha! An epic battle ensues, but the eponymous hero emerges victorious and parades around the studio with Trisha's head on a stick with the audiences applause and cheering providing a fitting background.

[ollie1903]

I think there should be a Jeremy Kyle film.

 

It would basically be an hour and a half episode, but one of the security guards is seen to be wearing a somewhat suspicious moustache all the way through. With 5 minutes remaining, this "security guard" reveals their true identity. Alas! It is JK's arch nemesis, Trisha! An epic battle ensues, but the eponymous hero emerges victorious and parades around the studio with Trisha's head on a stick with the audiences applause and cheering providing a fitting background.

I'd pay large sums to see Jeremy Kyle's head on a stick, or on a plate, or even just on the end of my Timberlands

[amancalledbuck]

Inception is terrible.

[Big Man]

Inception is terrible.

 

[centraldon]

Watched 15 mins of Hereafter. Brilliant tsunami scene. Switched off when the young boy got run over. Bit much for a Fri night IMO. Watched Black Swan in the end. Weird film. A female version of Fight Club.

[amancalledbuck]

Inception is f**king gash.

[King Street Loon]

Watched Super 8 lastnight in the rec room.

 

It was ok, but a bit obvious. Seen better.

[King Street Loon]

Inception is f**king gash.

I fell asleep 3 times trying to watch it yesterday afternoon.

[King Street Loon]

Due Date 4/10

 

P.S Inception is good.

 

 

I'm going to try and watch it again when I'm less tired.

 

Got plenty time on my hands on the tin hell hole that is the Tartan.

[Big Man]

Inception is f**king gash.

 

 

Before you consign the film to an ignominious death on the scaffold, would you care to offer some form of rudimentary analysis?

[OddJob]

 

Before you consign the film to an ignominious death on the scaffold, would you care to offer some form of rudimentary analysis?

Although i never said that the film was gash in this thread a little while back, i did state that i just couldn't get into it at all and wondered why it got so much plaudits.

[amancalledbuck]

 

Before you consign the film to an ignominious death on the scaffold, would you care to offer some form of rudimentary analysis?

 

Nope.

[Big Man]

Nope.

 

f**k me - you'd be good on question time.

 

No. Me go now. Eat. Make love to woman. Kick football.

 

[amancalledbuck]

f**k me - you'd be good on question time.

 

No. Me go now. Eat. Make love to woman. Kick football.

 

 

Bye.

[Big Man]

Bye.

 

 

See ya.

[Ando]

 

Before you consign the film to an ignominious death on the scaffold, would you care to offer some form of rudimentary analysis?

 

I'm pretty much a Chris Nolan fanboy love every film he's made other than Inception, I just couldn't get into it at all and couldn't understand all the hype and praise lavished on it

[OddJob]

I'm pretty much a Chris Nolan fanboy love every film he's made other than Inception, I just couldn't get into it at all and couldn't understand all the hype and praise lavished on it

Memento being his masterpiece imo

[Ando]

Memento being his masterpiece imo

 

I can't choose between Memento, Insomnia, the two Batman films and The Prestige. All equally brilliant imo

[Ando]

Watching 'Blood Diamond' just now, Di Caprio's Suth Efricun eksent is pretty good.

[OddJob]

Wasn't a fan of Insomnia tbh, but the others are really good.

[Jocky Balboa]

Watching 'Blood Diamond' just now, Di Caprio's Suth Efricun eksent is pretty good.

 

Rhodesian, was he not?

 

Saw Cowboys and Aliens on Tuesday night. Great stuff! :D

[Ando]

Rhodesian, was he not?

 

Yes, just said that in the film. Ergo his accent must be pish

[Big Man]

Although i never said that the film was gash in this thread a little while back, i did state that i just couldn't get into it at all and wondered why it got so much plaudits.

 

 

I'm pretty much a Chris Nolan fanboy love every film he's made other than Inception, I just couldn't get into it at all and couldn't understand all the hype and praise lavished on it

 

I thought Inception was an almost flawless film. I've never had a film challenge me, make me think and question the nature of my own reality like it did, since perhaps Eyes wide Shut did in 1999.

 

I just thought it was absolutely masterful. The film was very carefully crafted in minute detail. That's what i like about it. For example, the name Ariadne (Ellen Page's character) – in greek mythology Ariadne led Thesius back through the Labyrinth with a red string. And she wears red throughout the entire film.

 

Watching it, it felt like i was watching The Shining or A Space Odyssey again for the first time – it was that kind of Stanley Kubrickesque assault on the senses...

[Ando]

I thought Inception was an almost flawless film. I've never had a film challenge me, make me think and question the nature of my own reality like it did, since perhaps Eyes wide Shut did in 1999.

 

I just thought it was absolutely masterful. The film was very carefully crafted in minute detail. That's what i like about it. For example, the name Ariadne (Ellen Page's character)