RAZOR Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Ended up at the Portland Club in Aberdeen on Saturday. Was actually nae to bad. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Ended up at the Portland Club in Aberdeen on Saturday. Was actually nae to bad.Portland Club kids Christmas discos - ace.(in the 70s / 80s, nae now - that would be wrong) Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Portland Club kids Christmas discos - ace.(in the 70s / 80s, nae now - that would be wrong)We used to get the the Trades Club Christmas Film at the ABC Cinema in Shiprow as it was back then in the 80's.Also got a selection Box. Great days. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Wonder if you ended up as wrecked as I remember one time a few years back when you had a work doo in BOD (when worked in that area) and you were saw stotting across the road with a pint glass in hand then eventually reaching the bus stop only to bash into a wall before trying to stagger to sit down at said bus stop. A visage in my heed I'll never forget.Ah yes. The annual booze bash where all the members bought all the green staff a shit load of booze and the boss wouldn't let anyone leave until it was finished. At 17,18 that was amazing. Never forget the year we drove one of the tractors to the Esso garage for fags. Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 None of the afc-chat metrosexual types try out that 1 Diamond Street place at the weekend? It'll be a honey trap for some of the big in ile stallions. That Ash Taylor's Mrs seems to be involved in it, a scouser. Shut down in a year, i say, not before a visit from the moronic element of the Dons support on return from Inverness on the 28th. I felt like I had undergone a lobotomy after reading her twitter for five minutes. Link to comment
Scrumpy Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 We used to get the the Trades Club Christmas Film at the ABC Cinema in Shiprow as it was back then in the 80's.Also got a selection Box. Great days. Happy carefree days indeed. I'm sure the first one I went to was in the 70's. Mostly full of toerags and 'poor' kids but everyone behaved themselves during the films. Great fun. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 None of the afc-chat metrosexual types try out that 1 Diamond Street place at the weekend? It'll be a honey trap for some of the big in ile stallions. That Ash Taylor's Mrs seems to be involved in it, a scouser. Shut down in a year, i say, not before a visit from the moronic element of the Dons support on return from Inverness on the 28th. Get a squad of reprobates along for a carry on. First one to get banned, wins. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Get a squad of reprobates along for a carry on. First one to get banned, wins.Easy done. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 I will offer 1 x half pint to the person who comes up with the most inventive way of getting banned. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Walk up to the most attractive Barmaid and say "I must congratulate your mother and father". She will be surprised the cheesy chat up line leads to not because they have passed on strong genes but "because he has full family cover on his private healthcare" before landing a howitzer right on the nostrils rendering the nose useless. Cue me getting banned.........and possibly imprisoned.Sure I've seen that in a porno somewhere Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Take a leak at the bar whilst ordering your beers. :beers: Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Oh min Cheeser I could tell you a few tales. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 I've an old aquaintence that did that regularly for years and never got busted. His bar of choice was The Nile. Busy, up the back, dark wood. Perfect for whipping out your member to sloosh pish over strangers feet. Thursday Nights were Big Jugs nights where the lager and urine flowed in tandem. I remmeber being in the (now defunct) Blob Shop on Sauchiehall St, and our party had a booth. One of the group (not me) nochalantly took a leak into an empty pint glass, under the table, whilst sitting chatting away etc. He then proudly produced the glass, full to the brim of warm piss and placed it on the table next to the empties. I remember his very delicate handling of it, trying not to spill piss down over his fingers. A short while later, a bar maid came along and spiritied away the empties and the pint of piss. Thats what you call service. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Trying to recall what aberdeen pubs / clubs I have been in (most of them are too pricey for me, a lowly weegie, of course). - Old Blackfriars (been in here many times as my mate likes it)- Flithy McNastys (once arrived so early that they hadnt even put the toilet lights on yet)- Frankenstiens Thats the only ones I can mind by name. Pretty poor record eh? - I mind one with a pretty grand entrance (pillars outside?), might have been a wetherspoons, I was very drunk at the time.- I mind one up what seemed like an alley or narrow street, across the road from an Embassy (?) or was it a Consulate? I rememeber thinking it was all very strange. Quite a nice pub though. The only club was the Priory - it was after the 'Snowball game' and a bunch of Dons players were in*. There: the Nightlife of Aberdeen, as seen by Weegie eyes. (*they must have heard I was going) Link to comment
Stoney Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Was in the Albyn in Friday night, got pied by Muttonhumper so left in the sulk. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Sorry pipes, to qualify you must get in the venue. Urine in a champagne flute could easily be mistaken for the choice drink at this establishment. Walk up to the most attractive Barmaid and say "I must congratulate your mother and father".She will be surprised the cheesy chat up line leads to not because they have passed on strong genes but "because he has full family cover on his private healthcare" before landing a howitzer right on the nostrils rendering the nose useless.Cue me getting banned.........and possibly imprisoned. Link to comment
dave_min Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Was in the Albyn in Friday night, got pied by Muttonhumper so left in the sulk. You should have been in the Glentaner with your mate Arild. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Anyone been to a Breakneck Comedy night at the Blue Lump ? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Grab the barmaids bottom. Link to comment
dave_min Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Who says i wasnt? Anyone been to a Breakneck Comedy night at the Blue Lump ? Aye, it's alright. Link to comment
minijc Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Went to club tropicana lastnight, £7 to get in, got up stairs some boy bangs in to me and then smacks me so I left haha, drummonds before it though was fucking bouncing. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Went to club tropicana lastnight, £7 to get in, got up stairs some boy bangs in to me and then smacks me so I left haha, drummonds before it though was fucking bouncing. Why not lay him spark the fuk out ? You just said the other day that you could take 5 over 30s in a streeeetz fight. Vengance Link to comment
minijc Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Why not lay him spark the fuk out ? You just said the other day that you could take 5 over 30s in a streeeetz fight. VenganceI took the punch well, couldn't tell you what the cunt looked like and him and his mates just walked on after it, I left the club I was fucked, had been drinking since 8am. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 I took the punch well, couldn't tell you what the cunt looked like and him and his mates just walked on after it, I left the club I was fucked, had been drinking since 8am. You really are part of this elitist gain train crew. #solid Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Club Tropicana, sounds wrong on so many fronts, Can just imagine the reek of Autumn Gold poppers. and the crowd going into a frenzy as Shakin Stevens, this old house gets played. Reminds me of the time I was in Ibiza, in some Hip Hop club in the West End strip, double dunted a couple of vowels, heavy buzz kicked in, went ootside for some fresh air, went back in and black skin and gold teeth posse had gone and the yanky rap songs were no more, YMCA now playing and all these geeks giving it the full works. In my mangled state I had managed to go to the 70s, 80s and 90s club next door. Link to comment
minijc Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Haha first time I've been there, seems to be a trend on bars and clubs in Aberdeen that I visit for the first time I end up getting hit. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 It must be you. I've drunk to execess for 20 years now in cities all over the world and never been smacked once #respect#naebeingacunt Think about itmin Link to comment
minijc Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Ach, I'm the first to admit when i deserve something, the boy barged in to me then smacks me. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 It must be you.I've drunk to execess for 20 years now in cities all over the world and never been smacked once#respect#naebeingacuntThink about itminNot many folk fancy a scrap pre 7pm presumably. 7 Link to comment
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