Chat With Random Folks

[DodgyKeeper]

Click on this and it'll link you with some random person and you just chat.

 

Omegle

[Sheeptastic]

Stranger: hi

You: hi, do you think JMG?

Stranger: what is that ?

You: Jimmy Must Go

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Mouse]

It was Willie Miller

[minijc]

Stranger: wat

Stranger: wat wat

Stranger: wat wat wat

You: hello

Stranger: wat wat wat wat

Stranger: wat wat wat wat wat

Stranger: wat wat wat wat wat wat

Stranger: GOD DAMNIT

Stranger: YOU RUINED IT

[wilco91]

You: hello

Stranger: hi.

You: do i know you?

Stranger: most likely not.

You: yes maybe you should get a social life and not go on this

Stranger: i could say the same for you.

Stranger: its kind of hypocritical you say that, huh>?

You: no

[fine-n-dandy]

Stranger: hi

You: hi, do you think JMG?

Stranger: what is that ?

You: Jimmy Must Go

Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

Funny, i had the exact same conversation earlier but i disconnected.

[The_Next_Legend]

You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: nae bad like eh ursel?

You: do u think jimmy is a fat useless object?

You: Well this is the most gayest thing i have done in my whole life

Stranger: yes ofcourse he is

You: why the f**k u takin ages to reply

You: havin a chug over sum porn u sick mindid c**t

You: ?

You: SOUND da reply en

You: wtf??????????????????????

You: seriously what cood u bee doin that is possibly more gayer than this?

Stranger: you are gay

You: haha

You: f**k off en

You: me and u

You: ill smash u aboot eh :D

Stranger: no not really

You: :L:L

Stranger: where are u from?

You: how old are u?

You: why?

Stranger: 56

You: hahaha:L

You: sorry

Stranger: i'am kidding

You: how old are u actually?

Stranger: 18

Stranger: and you?

You: 22 (Y)

You: u a man or women?

Stranger: woman

You: same!!!

You: :L

You: now f**k off

You: and do summin better with ur life

You: queer

[Bobby Connor]

This is mint. What are the odds of me and 'the next legend' bumping into each other? Next up the Euromillions.

[scoutman70]

You: I have a question

Stranger: well ask me

You: do you think JMG?

Stranger: i don't know what that means

Stranger:

You: Jimmy must go

Stranger: well i don't know who he is

Stranger: but everybody must go somewhere

[The_Next_Legend]

was that actually u? :L

[minijc]

was that actually u? :L

Ofcourse it was.

[Patty]

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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[E-P-K]

You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: good thanks , and you ?

Stranger:im kool, what you up to ?

You: not much , just a day of watching sport , what you doing?

Stranger: Im at a LAN party

You: LAN party , what the f**k is that ?

Stranger: Its a mass party at a mates house we all take our computers over and just play games and surf the net

You: How old you ?

Stranger: 33

You: wtf????????

You: no drugs , booze or sex at these parties ?

Stranger: heehee , only addiction we have is computers , we dont speak to much real girls

You: You sad sad b*stard

Stranger: no not really , im very happy infact i have the new 2009 ghostbuster PC game.

You: Are you taking the piss ?

Stranger: No no , i need to log off if i need a piss.

You: .........

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Scarface]

What the f**k

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: wanna f**k?

Stranger: im a boy

You: f**k u

Stranger: donw.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Minj?

[Bobby Connor]

What the f**k

 

 

 

Minj?

[Scarface]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hllo!

You: AWOOOOGA!

Stranger: I am Latvia!

You: You are a country?

Stranger: You hear Latvia joke?

You: Latvia sucks cock?

Stranger: You Russian son of Mother f**ker!

Stranger: You are Lithuanian Stalin!

You: i piss on latvia

Stranger: You crops fail!

You: lativa is sh*t

Stranger: Potato yield is down for you and family!

Stranger: You will marry woman. She can bear only three childs!

Stranger: Put in pipe and smokes!

You: latvia women are dogs

Stranger: You eat bread. Bread has worm!

You: i eat yer ma

Stranger: Drink bad wodka you left hand.

Stranger: !

Your conversational partner has disconntected.

[Dynamo]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello!

You: hola

You: cava?

Stranger: What up in your life today?

Stranger: :D

Stranger: Oh, french?

You: comme ci comme ca

You: et tu?

Stranger: Not that good at it. Sorry.

Stranger: Erm... bein.

Stranger: Sort of.

Stranger: Sort of bein.

Stranger: Comme ci, comme ca?

Stranger: Is that how you say sort of bein?

You: ah oui, comme ci comme ca

Stranger: :D

 

I ran out of french...

[Bobby Connor]

Pure class!

[Dynamo]

Scarface if that wasnt someone else from here thats ace! Haha

 

Potato yield is down for you and family!....yaaas, hahahaha!

[Bobby Connor]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: legolas?

Stranger: legolas it's me, aragorn

You: How do you do?

Stranger: tell me what do your elf eyes see legolas

You: Suck my balls

[Patty]

You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: good thanks , and you ?

Stranger:im kool, what you up to ?

You: not much , just a day of watching sport , what you doing?

Stranger: Im at a LAN party

You: LAN party , what the f**k is that ?

Stranger: Its a mass party at a mates house we all take our computers over and just play games and surf the net

You: How old you ?

Stranger: 33

You: wtf????????

You: no drugs , booze or sex at these parties ?

Stranger: heehee , only addiction we have is computers , we dont speak to much real girls

You: You sad sad b*stard

Stranger: no not really , im very happy infact i have the new 2009 ghostbuster PC game.

You: Are you taking the piss ?

Stranger: No no , i need to log off if i need a piss.

You: .........

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You were talking to a character from The Big Bang Theory? Obviously not Penny, but Sheldon, Leonard, Howard or Rajesh?

[Bobby Connor]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Fit like

You: Jimmy Must go

You: Are you licking a window?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Quagmire]

Stranger: Hii Hii

You: Hello, is it me you're lookin for?

You: Where you from?

Stranger: Brazil

Stranger: and you?

You: Are you sporting a brazilian?

You: Whats Brazil's opinion on the ongoing JMG saga?

You: Is Ronaldo still a fat b*stard?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bobby Connor]

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: Can we have a serious conversation?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dynamo]

Stranger: Stranger:

[Bobby Connor]

Stranger: Hi ^^

You: Jimmy is a joke

Stranger: M'kay.....

Stranger: And i am a Korn plant.

You: You ken what I'm talking aboot aye?

Stranger: what?

You: Jimmy. Waste of oxygen

Stranger: Okey, If u say so...

Stranger: Where are u from?

You: I do say so. I would love to boot him in the arse

You: Aberdeen

Stranger: Okey

You: Fit's your story?

Stranger: No....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:)

[Dynamo]

Even the Belgians dont want to talk to Jimmy!

[Scarface]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI

Stranger: hi

You: WHERE YOU FROM

Stranger: scotland. u?

You: USA

You: I WENT TO SCOTLAND ONCE

You: DO YOU KNOW TOMMY WRIGHT

You: HE LIVES IN SCOTLAND. YOU MUST KNOW HIM, RIGHT

Stranger: naw

You: WHAT IS NAW

Stranger: no

Stranger: but in scottish

Stranger: i know a man called liam

You: WHAT LANGUAGE DO THEY SPEAK IN SCOTLAND

Stranger: english and gaelic but not so much of the gaelic its only weird highland sheep shaggers who speak it

You: ENGLISH THAT IS WHO RULES SCOTLAND RIGHT?

Stranger: naw drugs an drink rule scotland

You: YOU MUST BE DRUNK

Stranger: aye

Stranger: so's the blue cat in ma garden stealin my mail

Stranger: bein drunks fun tho

You: WHICH PART OF SCOTLAND DO YOU LIVE IN

Stranger: dalrymple in ayrshire in the central belt

Stranger: i know of american football teams (soccer) used to support miami fusion

You: MLS IS GOOD LEAGUE

You: WE THINK SCOTLAND HAS THE BEST COACHES

Stranger: well current scotland coach is on the verge of gettin sacked

You: WE KNOW OF FAMOUS COACHES LIKE ALEX FERGUSON, KENNY DALGLEISH AND JIMMY CALDERWOOD

Stranger: aye, doesnt matter which nationality u are tho its weather u can get your team fired up

You: JIMMY CALDERWOOD IS MOST FAMOUS BLACK SCOTSMAN

Stranger: hes not black

You: HE IS AFRICAN/SCOTTISH, RIGHT?

Stranger: no pretty sure he scottish an white

You: HE LOOKS LIKE A FAT EDDIE MURPHY

You: WHEN WILL HE BE COACH OF SCOTLAND NATIONAL TEAM

Stranger: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/4435...519_jimmy_c.jpg

Stranger: he white

Stranger: dunno

You: HE IS THE BEST COACH AROUND

You: WHICH SOCCER TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT

Stranger: walter smith should have stayed at scotland, he was the best he took us to france an we humped them italy an we held our ground wen everyone was sayin scotland had no chance

Stranger: glasgow rangers and sunderland who are an english team

You: f**k GLASGOW RANGERS THEY ARE sh*t

You: RANGERS ARE IRISH AND LOVE THE POPE

Stranger: no rangers are protestant and hate the pope

Stranger: cewltic are the pope lovers

You: HUN!

You have disconnected.

[Bobby Connor]

:) :bounce: :bounce:

[E-P-K]

Stranger: hi :)You: hiStranger: i`m a marsianStranger: you human?You: hows mars in the winter ?You: im a cyborg 714Stranger: 714.. wha i have a 512Stranger: kinda outdatedStranger: we dont have winter here sillyStranger: we have autingStranger: a combination between autum and srpingStranger: no raining and hot like hellYou: i can not feel weather only mechanical hydraulic oil