Core Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 What is it with yanks?? Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: hey thereStranger: whats up strangerYou: where are you from?You: what is your name?Stranger: TexasYou: steers and queers?You: is that yor name?You: ha haYou: I am from ScotlandStranger: yes, thats my name dumb assYou: oh humour bypassYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment
Pudgie Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: HAIRY BOLLOCKSStranger: GIRUGAMESHYou: SNAGGLEPUSSStranger: JAMES BLUNT INSTRUMENTYou: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY ARCH NEMESISStranger: ARCH ENEMY?You: NO NEMESISYou: LIKE GENESIS WITH AN NStranger: SUREStranger: LIKE IN THE BIBLE?You: AND AN MStranger: I READ THE BIBLE A LOTYou: YOU ARE AN IDIOTStranger: DID YOU KNOW SAINT PETER WAS A FAGGOT?You: SO WAS KING BILLYYou: AND NACHO NOVO STILL ISStranger: YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT OTHER GUYStranger: ?You: WHO?You: STEVE?Stranger: yeahStranger: who was the guyYou: STEVES NOT GAY!Stranger: noStranger: who was the guyStranger: i Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 You: Hello I am a Forbes from Turra and love Darren MackieYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 You: Oh I have heard of him, is he has good as Dave bus and Sven baas, two loevly lads who were great to have around the place, Dave was too big though could never find a space for himYou: are you there my dutch friend, sorry can I refer to you as a contact now?Stranger: i got to goStranger: have fun at aberdeednYour conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Link to comment
Mouse Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: HelloStranger: heyYou: Are you sick of all the yes men at AFC?Stranger: where u then?You: in PittodrieStranger: yes theyre sh*tYou: cool, that's one thing we agree onYou: how about jmg?Stranger: no neverYou: so do you favour the tombola?Stranger: jim jeffries is a c**t thoYou: that walter smith is a c**t tooStranger: no hes my mateYou: fit aboot chick young?Stranger: im stuart mccallYou: im mates with wee gusStranger: whos heStranger: r u married?You: manager of some sh*te team in the spl who are going to get relegatedYou: im married to willie millerStranger: nice 1 does he spit or swallow?You: spit :-( c**t swallows for jimmy thoughYou: lubes him up with tanning creamStranger: never mindYou: everyone at AFC has AIDSStranger: ally mc does for walter tooYou: even the fansYou: jimmy loves big allyStranger: inbredsYou: is there anyone jimmy doesn't loveYou: he can get tae f**kStranger: wat about strachanYou: he's a moody ginger c**tYou: who will win the league?Stranger: man uYou: agreed, jimmy thinks we all still live in the 80'sStranger: u r up thereStranger: aberdeen casuals wtfYou: aberdeen casuals ftwYou: is darren mackie good to have about the place?Stranger: noYou: correct answerYou: he can go tooStranger: ur wife is thoYou: i beat her every nightStranger: very welcumminYou: she loves itStranger: she do analYou: she does anal herpesStranger: nice 1You: i should know, you should see my cockStranger: er noYou: redder than jimmys titsYou: omg wtf gtg JMG!Stranger: seen gary macs thoStranger: leeds c**t Link to comment
Glas_don Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: HelloYou: zoomStranger: what f**k? Stranger: whera are you from :You: zip zoomStranger: hum..You: zoooomStranger: zip zoom is great..Stranger: f**k youStranger: mother f**kerYour conversational partner has disconnected. what a zoomer!!!! Link to comment
Sonic Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Stranger: Hello.You: HiStranger: And yea.Stranger: THE GAME.You: The Game???Stranger: It's the thing you just lost?You: Awww sh*t i lost the gameStranger: Yes. Yes you dit.You: You are the worst kind of strangerYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment
Mouse Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: elloYou: WILL ABERDEEN MAKE EUROPE?Stranger: dont knowYou: JIG OR JMG?Stranger: JMGYou: 10/10You: NEXT QUESTION, SPIT OR SWALLOW?Stranger: neitherYou: COCKSUCKERYou have disconnected. Link to comment
Mouse Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Link to comment
Ross the Red Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: elloYou: WILL ABERDEEN MAKE EUROPE?Stranger: dont knowYou: JIG OR JMG?Stranger: JMGYou: 10/10You: NEXT QUESTION, SPIT OR SWALLOW?Stranger: neitherYou: COCKSUCKERYou have disconnected. poor show, when someone says neither the response should alwyas be 'what so you just leave it in your mouth?' Link to comment
Tord31 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Link to comment
Mouse Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyYou: once i worked out the dodgy gear placements and the fact that the steering wheel wasnt f**ked, it just i was spoiled by power steering in the past, it became a f**kin joy to drive. lookin out over that big massive bonnet (which i'm asap going to find a young/mature lady to have splayed over for me with her vagina glistening, encouraging my willing member to slide inside...) it felt amazing not driving it, but commanding it. steering it if you will. f**kin lovely!Stranger: girl?You: trannyYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment
Dazzler Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Stranger: bana kalbin kadar temiz bu sayfayı ayırdığın i Link to comment
Mouse Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hi sexyStranger: hiiiiStranger: Link to comment
Core Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 This guy's mental!! I managed to hang in there though ;-) Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hiYou: male or female?Stranger: bothYou: chick with dick?Stranger: no, man with titsYou: moobs?Stranger: indeedYou: where are you from?Stranger: i also have a big anusStranger: from up-your-assStranger: you?You: is it hot there?Stranger: sometimes, only when i have sex with donkeysStranger: where r u fromYou: do you take them out for dinner first?You: your motherStranger: yes, also to the cinemaStranger: so you're from my mother? so you smell a lot?You: you must be american right?You: smell yer ma?Stranger: because my mother is a muleStranger: now, not americaStranger: not even closeStranger: guess againYou: are you high?Stranger: now, tottally notYou: basingstoke?Stranger: wtf is thatYou: this is you normal and sober?Stranger: now, i'm from europeYou: so am iStranger: yes, this is me normal and soberStranger: You: now were gettign somewhereStranger: so are you? Link to comment
Mouse Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmYou: lovelyStranger: HI want a bj?You: sounds greatStranger: XDStranger: i bet it doesYou: my name can be barry, your name can be jimmy, and you can stick your tongue up my assStranger: my name is, "LOL McFagYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment
Mouse Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: nice one simmieYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment
Core Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hiYou: smell yer maStranger: how r u?Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Link to comment
Dandyjam Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: HiYou: hiStranger: Asl?You: are you glad jimmy's gone?Stranger: Hell yesYou: so am i he was uselessStranger: I agree.You: who do you want to replace him, i say mcgheeStranger: Mcghee is ok. Not my favorite, however.You: who do you wantStranger: RonaldYou: who's ronaldStranger: McDonaldYou: he's less of a clown than jimmy wasStranger: True. Very true! HahaYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment
Core Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: HiYou: hiStranger: Asl?You: are you glad jimmy's gone?Stranger: Hell yesYou: so am i he was uselessStranger: I agree.You: who do you want to replace him, i say mcgheeStranger: Mcghee is ok. Not my favorite, however.You: who do you wantStranger: RonaldYou: who's ronaldStranger: McDonaldYou: he's less of a clown than jimmy wasStranger: True. Very true! HahaYour conversational partner has disconnected.Stranger: moiYou: bon f**king jourYour conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Link to comment
Core Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: fit like?Stranger: what?You: how are you?Stranger: im well. you?You: good thanksYou: you male or female?Stranger: male. you?You: male.Stranger: coolYou: is your name jimmy?Stranger: no..Stranger: lolYou: i'm sandyStranger: im andyYou: can I tongue your orange hoop?Stranger: sureYou: you filthy orange f**kStranger: Stranger: how old are youYou: do you have ajob yet?Stranger: yesYou: doing what?Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Link to comment
Scarface Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Core you are such a sexual deviant! My fave convo of this thread is Bobby Connor's:Stranger: hi i'm eating an ice creamYou: i'm having a wank. Iconic. Link to comment
Core Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hiStranger: aslYou: loYou: m ukYou: you?Stranger: age?You: yesStranger: agYou: ag?You: ye bamStranger: how old are youYou: 19Stranger: f 18You: asl?Stranger: are you interested in somethink hot?You: oh yesStranger: horny?You: yepStranger: do you like masturbating yourself`?You: that's kind of a given - doing it yourselfYou: ;-)You: do you like strumming your banjo?Stranger: would you like to show me how youre doing?Stranger: of course many times a dayYou: sure come round to my placeStranger: do you have webcamYou: no it's a good ol' fashioned bell endYour conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Link to comment
Core Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Stranger: Hayy .Stranger: ASL xYou: strawYou: m ukYou: you?Stranger: cupStranger: f ukYou: cuteYou: how old?Stranger: 19You: where in uk?Stranger: cheshuntStranger: youYou: is that a real place??? where is that?Stranger: in hertfordsheir x You: i live in the south east but am scottish from AberdeenYou: red or deadYou: are you feisty?You: heeeellloooooo?You: och yer nae a hun are ye?You: carpet muncher?Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhiYou: carpet munching hun?Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. what Link to comment
Core Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: tzupStranger: hiStranger: 20fStranger: uYou: 19 mYou: where you from?Stranger: turkeyStranger: uStranger: ?You: gobble gobble?You: ikYou: ukStranger: niceStranger: are u horny?You: alwaysYou: you have any pics?Stranger: see me I'm Scarface's maStranger: cam ?You: no camYou: sorryYou: cum, yesYour conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Link to comment
Scarface Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: tzupStranger: hiStranger: 20fStranger: uYou: 19 mYou: where you from?Stranger: turkeyStranger: uStranger: ?You: gobble gobble?You: ikYou: ukStranger: niceStranger: are u horny?You: alwaysYou: you have any pics?Stranger: see me I'm Scarface's maStranger: cam ?You: no camYou: sorryYou: cum, yesYour conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. You're dead. Link to comment
Pudgie Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: heyStranger: hiYou: what do you think about McGhee getting the job?Your conversational partner has disconnected.or save this log or send us feedback. The JIG'ers live on... Link to comment
Core Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 You're dead.I can't help what a stranger types min! Link to comment
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