Pet Hates

[maryhilldon]

You don’t see us aberdonians having to go on weegie forums though.

Plenty of arsecheek fans in Aberdeen who do exactly that i'll wager.

Ps. Im not a weegie.

[DD1903]

You dont see us aberdonians having to go on weegie forums though.

Pretty sure there are few from this site who peruse weegie team forums...

[dave_min]

Folk do it in hostels all the time.

 

Do you have Insta/ FB/ Twatter

 

NO.

 

I've no interest in seeing your face ever again.

 

You with the tits though, add me

Let them know you're @@Poodler on the 'hat.

 

This place could do with some angry women.

[DD1903]

Its a disgrace

I agree wholeheartedly cavey wavey

[reekie_dock]

Youre a poor mans Boofon

Get to fuck am nothing like Worzel

[Poodler]

Let them know you're @@Poodler on the 'hat.

 

This place could do with some angry women.

It already has Mcdoogs and parkedlife ?

[Dynamo]

 

agree with this, there's always one cunt who wants to talk to everyone in the resort, if you make eye contact with the cunt he immediately thinks he's your mate. I imagine Millertime to be like this on his one time visit to Cuba.

 

If Millertime isn't sat at a bar with a cuban hat, smoking a cigar, wearing a che guevara t shirt and drinking rum when he's in Cuba i'll be disappointed.

[alscotoz]

I'm not exclusive to weegies, I don't care for small talk with anyone

 

She's ok, I've had better

 

Mind numbingly tedious...but hard to avoid.

[dervish]

I never small talk either. Why would I lower myself to discourse with randoms at a bar?

 

There's perfectly good randoms to discuss random shit with from the comfort of your very own shitter.

[manboobs109]

Sometimes you Aberdonians really do live up to your negative stereotypes

[rumpus]

Sometimes you Aberdonians really do live up to your negative stereotypes

 

 

Don't like it?

 

Fuck off and converse online on fife fc forum.

 

Not difficult.

[maryhilldon]

I never small talk either. Why would I lower myself to discourse with randoms at a bar?

There's perfectly good randoms to discuss random shit with from the comfort of your very own shitter.

Haha 'Small talk'. Normal people call it talking. You know, 'chat', 'gettin the craic', being social. Miserable bastard.

[reekie_dock]

 

 

Is the migrating to the Vegas desert no longer a dream ?

Aye those were the days...

 

Banff is miles better anyway

[manboobs109]

 

 

Don't like it?

 

Fuck off and converse online on fife fc forum.

 

Not difficult.

Not at all, find it amusing more than anything. Dour misanthropes can be among the funniest people there are.

[Poodler]

Aye those were the days...

 

Banff is miles better anyway

who needs Vegas when you have the spotty bag

[dave_min]

Sometimes you Aberdonians really do live up to your negative stereotypes

Negative?

[The Boofon]

Batteries in remote controls that pretend to be flat but when you take the battery cover off and give the batteries a wee run or roll they spring back to life.

[dervish]

Haha 'Small talk'. Normal people call it talking. You know, 'chat', 'gettin the craic', being social. Miserable bastard.

You missed the irony ken, hen.

[maryhilldon]

You don't know what irony means do you?

[dervish]

Well this is awkward... I've literally explained it to you and you still don't get it.

 

Maybe try Google or something? Then work back? Ask your carer to try to talk you though it?

 

Worst case you'll get a "ah well you tried" treat. *

[maryhilldon]

Don't know what your talking about. What have you explained? The meaning of irony?

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Going to get paper towels in the gym. Empty. Look over at 3 cunts that work at the gym talking, laughing, posing and generally acting like it's their personal gym.

 

Or. Go to use some piece of equipment to be told by some prick, I'm still using that mate. From 8ft away.

 

Generally. The gym.

[1903Fitba]

Not so much a pet hate just people being fucking idiots.

 

 

Parking within an inch of my car when it's parked and there's loads of room.

Cunts that tell you you can't park on a road outside their house cause it's outside their house

 

Just asking for dog shit launched through open windows

[Poodler]

Going to get paper towels in the gym. Empty. Look over at 3 cunts that work at the gym talking, laughing, posing and generally acting like it's their personal gym.

 

Or. Go to use some piece of equipment to be told by some prick, I'm still using that mate. From 8ft away.

 

Generally. The gym.

The gym is a horrible environment

 

Better off in the cruiser

[Poodler]

Private number plates

 

A massive deal in Aberdeen

 

No one cares anywhere else

[E-P-K]

P00D 73R

[manboobs109]

Private number plates

 

A massive deal in Aberdeen

 

No one cares anywhere else

Got to agree. Only massive cunts have them.

 

Bet Rumpus has one.

 

Edit see @@Quagmire I go on about Rumpus as well

[BrianFaePerth]

Got to agree. Only massive cunts have them.

 

Bet Rumpus has one.

 

Maybe not, he sold his German whip lately.

 

Seemingly Sanjay carries him in a sedan chair now.

[The Boofon]

Private number plates

 

A massive deal in Aberdeen

 

No one cares anywhere else

 

 

Agreed.

 

Trying to hide how old your car is by having an obscure reference to your name is baffling.

 

However that being said I saw a middle aged man in Turriff last time home with the registration plate GAD61E which did raise a chuckle given the fucking state of him.

[E-P-K]

Not so much a pet hate just people being fucking idiots.

 

 

Parking within an inch of my car when it's parked and there's loads of room.

Cunts that tell you you can't park on a road outside their house cause it's outside their house

 

Just asking for dog shit launched through open windows

 

 

@boofon