Redforever86 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 And of course the loud mouth weegie, who does no actual work and spends his day touring the coffee machines and interrupting people with his insufferable "patter". It's a 2 for 1. You should put laxatives in the coffee machine. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 'Fine day for ducks' 'Bbbrrrrrrr' 'That's summer over' etcNot familiar with any of the above Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 aye suppose there isn’t really a summer of any kind in Bergen Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 You're not wrong People feel the need to say something when in your vicinity. Social anxiety. It's ok to say nothing. I encourage itI find putting in my earphones makes me invisible. Anti-social I know but there is the option of taking one out when someone you actually like comes by. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 The Brewdog AGM Must be absolutely intolerable being there. Women trying to be involved in beer. How much shares have you got? Urrrrgh Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Brewdog AGM? all i know about it is the biggest mongol ive ever come across, his name is Davie the Mong, gets excited about it every year. the best fucking bit about it is he doesnt even drink. Tells me all i need to know. although i wont bash the beers for no reason, ive tasted a few i like and a few i dont. different beer.......for different needs. That Elvis Juice is the only one I can manage. Rest I've tasted have been pish. They've got a deal with BA now to serve it on their flights. Gads. Sticking to Tanqueray and tonic washed down with Kir Royale. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Car clubs As in, Cozzy owners Scotland, civic type r members etc That all get together and drive in a big line of poovery Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Post. Don't think me or the Missus have opened an envelope for about 3 years but still the fucking things come. Huge fucking pile of it in the spare room coz for some reason we both hate throwing it out. If I could I'd tell the postie to fuck off but I reckon they'd still give us it. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Moving house. What a palaver. We have been paying house insurance for the place we lived in before here. Classic. Thank fuck Lloyd's and tsb are going to reimburse us for this cluster fuck. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Cancelling sky. Bt, here we come. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 That Elvis Juice is the only one I can manage. Rest I've tasted have been pish. They've got a deal with BA now to serve it on their flights. Gads. Sticking to Tanqueray and tonic washed down with Kir Royale.Read an article years ago about how your taste buds change when you’re at altitude in a plane, Gin & Tonic is reckoned to be the best tasting drink when flying.......I’ve experimented with this over many years and my conclusion is bulletproof........it is Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Read an article years ago about how your taste buds change when you’re at altitude in a plane, Gin & Tonic is reckoned to be the best tasting drink when flying.......I’ve experimented with this over many years and my conclusion is bulletproof........it is Your sense of taste changes. Bloody Mary another high altitude delight. Link to comment
Henry Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Post. Don't think me or the Missus have opened an envelope for about 3 years but still the fucking things come. Huge fucking pile of it in the spare room coz for some reason we both hate throwing it out. If I could I'd tell the postie to fuck off but I reckon they'd still give us it. Sounds like you're developing into one of those weird hoarding couples you see on TV Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Sounds like you're developing into one of those weird hoarding couples you see on TV Manboobs is Brian from After Life. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Sounds like you're developing into one of those weird hoarding couples you see on TVYeah maybe. The wife keeps going on about buying a shredder but I'm far too grippit for that shit. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 That's actually a good idea Dad. Big fire down my way tonight. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Your sense of taste changes. Bloody Mary another high altitude delight.Never thought of that.....I’m assuming one in First/Business Class though? Just a plain council Bloody Mary with vodka and britvic tomato is rank Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Manboobs and wife tonight.And even in that outfit they’ll still slag off the burka Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 People who phone you (prime suspects of this are my wife or my mum) but your busy in the middle of something and decline their call. Two seconds later they phone back, you decline it again only for them to ring back two seconds after that. Gets you thinking that perhaps something is a miss so you stop what your doing and call them back only for: 1)Them not to pick up Or 2)Answer and say all is OK but as they 'kept on being cut off' they decided to call again and again. Give me strength Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 People who phone you (prime suspects of this are my wife or my mum) but your busy in the middle of something and decline their call. Two seconds later they phone back, you decline it again only for them to ring back two seconds after that. Gets you thinking that perhaps something is a miss so you stop what your doing and call them back only for: 1)Them not to pick up Or 2)Answer and say all is OK but as they 'kept on being cut off' they decided to call again and again. Give me strength Must be a wife thing, mine does it too. Phones my mobile three times then phones the house phone. Pain in the ass. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 My gf phones me to announce that she has parked up outside the house and is just coming in the door. Fucking Poltus Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Has she had incidents in the past were she's walked in on you wanking or wearing her unmentionables? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 It’s a nice trait that Bri always thinks the best of people Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Has she had incidents in the past were she's walked in on you wanking or wearing her unmentionables?Why are they mutually exclusive? Link to comment
Wester Hailes Skins Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 The degree of PCness by Sky Sports is now just totally weird and off putting. Same for all football commentary and punditry now. That said. I do like the manager of Chelsea Ladies cos she's a total Ray Winstone, with long hair. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Observant wife’s Got new IPTV and included is about 40 odd porn channels. After I dropped wife at work and I decided to browse the channels with my pants at my ankles. After a solid 30 mins chucked the wank sock in the fool washing pile and continued on we Ma day. Picked her up from work and as am parking car on drive she immediately says whys the blinds in living room closed. Rumbled Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 People that talk to themselves. Fuckin loud bastards. Link to comment
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