Betty Swallicks Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Folk who lie to make their childhoods seem more exciting. Claiming to have stolen buses etc when they were really at home playing Sonic. 1 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 In a good mood this morning Betty son haha Here - the sun's out; get your trunks on and go swimming at the beach or whatever pish. Miserable wee prick - come on now. Fuck off Oddball. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I applaud your correct spelling of paedo, none of this buffoonery spelling it like an American spasticWell one of you has spelled it wrong. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Places that leave the tails on the prawns You just want to dig in, nae burn your fucking fingers de-tailing the cunts yourselfWas in Valencia with pals about 6 years ago and one of them had paella. I told him you’re supposed to eat the tails just not the legs or the head. He’s a bit of a thick cunt, took him a couple of prawns before he kicked off. Was howling. Link to comment
ebbe Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Folk who lie to make their childhoods seem more exciting. Claiming to have stolen buses etc when they were really at home playing Sonic.Seething Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Langoustines are just a fucking joke, with the amount of meat you end up with after all the fucking about Seafood restaurant near here is ace, but am I fuck paying £20 to spend more time getting the flesh out the shell than eating. Just order carpet clams and fish. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I love my seafood. It's getting harder to get bags of whelks and cod roe nowadays though. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I’m mussel manYou bloody wish. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I love my seafood. It's getting harder to get bags of whelks and cod roe nowadays though.Go to iplayer and search for "Hings". Episode 1. "WHELKS" Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Yon two fat ladies restaurants down here in weegie ville are terrific (Partick n town centre).Yeah, been to the one at the buttery. A fine lunch was had. Fairly reasonably priced too. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 “ good, but too much” aye. Ok Jay Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Seething No idea what's wrong with him. My ploy worked a treat. Stopped the lies on that thread. Link to comment
ebbe Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 My ploy worked a treat. Stopped the lies on that thread. Strange thing to lie about, your mate nicking a number 59 bus. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 You’d have wolfed it down, ye fat cuntaye. always manage to eat decent food rubbish?I’ll go hungry and fill up on empty calories like booze Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Mobby, mussels from Shetland - different class (love pulp) Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 second class is an ace bonus CD the song Seconds being a fav of mine cooolBeers Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 The boy I just cycled past standing at the door to the queen Vic Ridiculously orange, massive quiff, shit trimmed facial hair, jeans no socks trainers combo. Ca believe that sort of Towie cunts is getting in there. C is getting soft(er) Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 second class is an ace bonus CD the song Seconds being a fav of mine cooolBeers Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 The boy I just cycled past standing at the door to the queen VicRidiculously orange, massive quiff, shit trimmed facial hair, jeans no socks trainers combo. Ca believe that sort of Towie cunts is getting in there. C is getting soft(er)modern man will probably not even drink 3 pints of “session” ipa all night nae good for businesses no wonder cruisers are closing left right and centre Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I love my semen. It's getting harder to get bags of whelts and cock roe nowadays though.@@Dad Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 The boy I just cycled past standing at the door to the queen Vic Ridiculously orange, massive quiff, shit trimmed facial hair, jeans no socks trainers combo. Ca believe that sort of Towie cunts is getting in there. C is getting soft(er)All that is wrong with the modern man. Would never catch then tonguing a lady's arsehole or shitting/pissing themselves. Poofters. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Mobby, mussels from Shetland - different class (love pulp)A @@Henry / @@Bluto10 Popeye episode that I reckon. I found a spelling mistake Olive Oil. Ugg ugg ugg. I’ll get you Popeye you island dwelling crofter. Henry and Bluto scrapping over Miss Orkney. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 The fuck are you on about Boof? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 The fuck are you on about Boof?A cross contamination from Tv programmes that haven’t been made and Henry being from Orkney. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Ever seen They Live Mobs? Great fight scene Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Novelty Songs. Music is serious. Shit like Wheatus - teenage dirtbag. Uncle Kracker - Follow Me. All star - smash mouth. Hate that shit. HATE IT. Student shit Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 ^ you're in danger of sounding like a pretentious muso there Poods. Novelty songs can be superb Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Cucumbers.Yeah. Disgusting. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Yeah. Disgusting.Ruin the taste of EVERYTHING they are in with. 1 Link to comment
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