Pet Hates

[Betty Swallicks]

Folk who lie to make their childhoods seem more exciting.

 

Claiming to have stolen buses etc when they were really at home playing Sonic.

[Betty Swallicks]

In a good mood this morning Betty son haha

 

Here - the sun's out; get your trunks on and go swimming at the beach or whatever pish.

 

Miserable wee prick - come on now.

 

Fuck off Oddball.

[Studebaker-90]

I applaud your correct spelling of paedo, none of this buffoonery spelling it like an American spastic

Well one of you has spelled it wrong.

[1903Fitba]

Places that leave the tails on the prawns

 

You just want to dig in, nae burn your fucking fingers de-tailing the cunts yourself

Was in Valencia with pals about 6 years ago and one of them had paella. I told him you’re supposed to eat the tails just not the legs or the head. He’s a bit of a thick cunt, took him a couple of prawns before he kicked off. Was howling.

[ebbe]

Folk who lie to make their childhoods seem more exciting.

 

Claiming to have stolen buses etc when they were really at home playing Sonic.

Seething

[Redforever86]

Langoustines are just a fucking joke, with the amount of meat you end up with after all the fucking about

 

Seafood restaurant near here is ace, but am I fuck paying £20 to spend more time getting the flesh out the shell than eating. 

 

Just order carpet clams and fish. 

[manboobs109]

I love my seafood. It's getting harder to get bags of whelks and cod roe nowadays though.

[Parklife]

I’m mussel man

You bloody wish.

[Parklife]

I love my seafood. It's getting harder to get bags of whelks and cod roe nowadays though.

Go to iplayer and search for "Hings". Episode 1. "WHELKS"

[Parklife]

Yon two fat ladies restaurants down here in weegie ville are terrific (Partick n town centre).

Yeah, been to the one at the buttery. A fine lunch was had. Fairly reasonably priced too.

[Bluto10]

“ good, but too much”

 

 

aye. Ok Jay

[Betty Swallicks]

Seething

 

 

No idea what's wrong with him.

 

 

My ploy worked a treat. 

Stopped the lies on that thread.

 

 

[ebbe]

My ploy worked a treat. 

Stopped the lies on that thread.

 

 

Strange thing to lie about, your mate nicking a number 59 bus.

[Bluto10]

You’d have wolfed it down, ye fat cunt

aye.

always manage to eat decent food

 

rubbish?

I’ll go hungry and fill up on empty calories like booze

[Poodler]

Mobby, mussels from Shetland - different class (love pulp)

[Bluto10]

second class

 

is an ace bonus CD

 

the song Seconds being a fav of mine

 

coool

Beers

[Poodler]

The boy I just cycled past standing at the door to the queen Vic

 

Ridiculously orange, massive quiff, shit trimmed facial hair, jeans no socks trainers combo.

 

Ca believe that sort of Towie cunts is getting in there. C is getting soft(er)

[Bluto10]

second class

 

is an ace bonus CD

 

the song Seconds being a fav of mine

 

coool

Beers

[Bluto10]

The boy I just cycled past standing at the door to the queen Vic

Ridiculously orange, massive quiff, shit trimmed facial hair, jeans no socks trainers combo.

Ca believe that sort of Towie cunts is getting in there. C is getting soft(er)

modern man will probably not even drink 3 pints of “session” ipa all night

 

nae good for businesses

 

no wonder cruisers are closing left right and centre

[Don Fonte]

I love my semen. It's getting harder to get bags of whelts and cock roe nowadays though.

@@Dad

[Don Fonte]

The boy I just cycled past standing at the door to the queen Vic

 

Ridiculously orange, massive quiff, shit trimmed facial hair, jeans no socks trainers combo.

 

Ca believe that sort of Towie cunts is getting in there. C is getting soft(er)

All that is wrong with the modern man.

 

Would never catch then tonguing a lady's arsehole or shitting/pissing themselves. Poofters.

[The Boofon]

Mobby, mussels from Shetland - different class (love pulp)

A @@Henry / @@Bluto10 Popeye episode that I reckon.

 

I found a spelling mistake Olive Oil. Ugg ugg ugg. I’ll get you Popeye you island dwelling crofter.

 

Henry and Bluto scrapping over Miss Orkney.

 

[Poodler]

The fuck are you on about Boof?

[The Boofon]

The fuck are you on about Boof?

A cross contamination from Tv programmes that haven’t been made and Henry being from Orkney.

[manboobs109]

Ever seen They Live Mobs? Great fight scene

[Poodler]

Novelty Songs.

 

Music is serious.

 

 

Shit like Wheatus - teenage dirtbag. Uncle Kracker - Follow Me. All star - smash mouth.

 

Hate that shit. HATE IT. Student shit

[manboobs109]

^ you're in danger of sounding like a pretentious muso there Poods.

 

Novelty songs can be superb

 

[For Fecks Sake]

Cucumbers.

[Studebaker-90]

Cucumbers.

Yeah. Disgusting.

[For Fecks Sake]

Yeah. Disgusting.

Ruin the taste of EVERYTHING they are in with.