Pet Hates

[BrianFaePerth]

how the fuck did a wee chutney ferret like yersel drive tup n rumpus tae mental beakdoons

Dunno, but let's hope you're my hat trick

[Studebaker-90]

I don’t agree with that in the workplace.

And he loved it because it was nothing vicious

[Betty Swallicks]

Folk who drive like dicks in the morning rush hour.

 

Floor it on the way home by all means but nae fucking going to work.

 

Arse licking bams.

[maryhilldon]

Folk who drive like dicks in the morning rush hour.

 

Floor it on the way home by all means but nae fucking going to work.

 

Arse licking bams.

Not surprisingly you've got that totally wrong. People drive like dicks in the morning cause they're trying not to be late for work. Simpleton.

[alscotoz]

Aye cause Aussies are a welcoming bunch right enough

 

[manboobs109]

It'll have been mentioned before but when you ask 'how's it going?' to someone you don't know that well and they fucking answer honestly. Had a bad one yesterday with a woman in my street.

 

Just say 'aye, no bad, yersel?'

[Fridge]

It'll have been mentioned before but when you ask 'how's it going?' to someone you don't know that well and they fucking answer honestly. Had a bad one yesterday with a woman in my street.

 

Just say 'aye, no bad, yersel?'

Similar to this when you are walking down the street and you see some complete wank that you can’t be bothered speaking to. Keep your head down and hope they don’t notice you. Last minute your good nature kicks in and you give a fit like.

 

They then Blank you.

 

Pricks.

[Arabian Knight]

cunts thit dinna wipe thir erse richt efter a shyte..worse in a heatwave.. jist goat a waft eh skitters fae a cunt wi piles hingin oot ez hoop like a bunch eh grapes.. sez its tae sare tae wipe thim..the grapes eh wrath.. ez chuckd ez scants in the bin

[Studebaker-90]

Glad to say I’ve never met Bri ^

[Bluto10]

can usually smell him a Mile away, then hide, till it’s fresh again

[Arabian Knight]

thats a few cunts thit sed that cunts fuckin reekin n e nivir ergues it so it must b tru

[BrianFaePerth]

thats a few cunts thit sed that cunts fuckin reekin n e nivir ergues it so it must b tru

Unlike you when we point out you're not from Dundee.

 

Eh roll with it. Only the top boys have a rep on here.

 

Bluto - alky

Dad - pedo

Pipes - homosexual

 

Haterz gonna hate.

[Fridge]

Unlike you when we point out you're not from Dundee.

 

Eh roll with it. Only the top boys have a rep on here.

 

Bluto - alky

Dad - pedo

Pipes - homosexual

 

Haterz gonna hate.

Hanz - deid or locked up in a gimp mask

[Betty Swallicks]

Folk who drive like dicks in the morning rush hour.

 

Floor it on the way home by all means but nae fucking going to work.

 

Arse licking bams.

 

 

Not surprisingly you've got that totally wrong. People drive like dicks in the morning cause they're trying not to be late for work. Simpleton.

 

Oh dear! That was my point.....simpleton. 

 

[maryhilldon]

Oh dear! That was my point.....simpleton.

 

Don’t lie.

[Bluto10]

Unlike you when we point out you're not from Dundee.

Eh roll with it. Only the top boys have a rep on here.

Bluto - alky

Dad - pedo

Pipes - homosexual

Haterz gonna hate.

true. your streetcred is nothin without a bad rep

[Bluto10]

Unlike you when we point out you're not from Dundee.

Eh roll with it. Only the top boys have a rep on here.

Bluto - alky

Dad - pedo

Pipes - homosexual

Haterz gonna hate.

true. your streetcred is nothin without a bad rep

[Arabian Knight]

brians anus wid stink like fuck if e didna ivir wipe it.. the cunts thit yist tae spred ez cheeks oot wid hiv hid tae pit oan oxigen mesks

[Betty Swallicks]

Don’t lie.

 

Read it again thicko.

 

 

[Arabian Knight]

eh hate cunts thit yase thon new sayin 'it is wit it is' disna fuckin mean onyhin..

but thir nae better wiy eh summin up the nick eh brians rusty sheriffs badge.. it is wit it is

[maryhilldon]

eh hate cunts thit yase thon new sayin 'it is wit it is' disna fuckin mean onyhin..

but thir nae better wiy eh summin up the nick eh brians rusty sheriffs badge.. it is wit it is

A favourite of Mcinnes.

[Poodler]

Blackenings

 

 

Weird country fetish

[Studebaker-90]

Racist

[Chewie37]

I have a homosexual reputation on here??

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!!

Only in stinkys weird dreams

[BrianFaePerth]

Sorry, got cheesepipes and chewie mixed up.

 

It's the "ch", easy done

[Chewie37]

Sorry, got cheesepipes and chewie mixed up.

It's the "ch", easy done

So ye did ye smelly prick

[Fridge]

true. your streetcred is nothin without a bad rep

I do sometimes wonder about this. I’d like to think Dad is a normal 9-5 bloke who would hold a door open for someone in a shopping mall, yet on here we have have him down as a sexual predatory peado.

 

Must be opposite also, probably some lunatic serial killer lurking that we’ve discussed DM’s tactics with.

[Redforever86]

Must be opposite also, probably some lunatic serial killer lurking that we’ve discussed DM’s tactics with.

 

Ericblack4boss

[Fridge]

You think he’s definetly a sex beast?

[Chewie37]

I do sometimes wonder about this. I’d like to think Dad is a normal 9-5 bloke who would hold a door open for someone in a shopping mall, yet on here we have have him down as a sexual predatory peado.

Must be opposite also, probably some lunatic serial killer lurking that we’ve discussed DM’s tactics with.

I applaud your correct spelling of paedo, none of this buffoonery spelling it like an American spastic