Parklife Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Dad is exactly right.I go through the same cycle. Do a bit decorating, swear that from now on I'll get a cunt in. Few months later I'll need to do some more and think 'och it's no that bad I'll do it myself to save the shekels ' and then drive myself nuts and swear I'll never do it again.I'm exactly the same. You forget how absolutely shite spending a weekend painting/papering is. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Looking forward to hearing about your travels next month padre. Where you off to? Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted May 27, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted May 27, 2019 Looking forward to hearing about your travels next month padre. Where you off to?Jail, likely Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted May 27, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted May 27, 2019 The US son - I just said it up there ^ come on now, for the love of fuck.And here Dom - you best calm down son you wee prick NOLol Just pulling your plonker you old git Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 The US son - I just said it up there ^ come on now, for the love of fuck. And here Dom - you best calm down son you wee prick NOEh ken it's the US, though there are more than one or two places there. Hence my question. Prick Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 An ex of mine lives in Middlebury Vermont,stay clear Dad they are a funny lot,witchcraft and so,devil worshiping. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Wise decision or you might never see Moulty put the red top on..Ha Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Oh aye - right you are son, apologies. New Hampshire (mainly), Boston, Cleveland and a bit of Vermont (possibly). Folks to see aplenty.Off the beaten tourist track a bit there pops. Eh assumed you'd be off to Disney World or the likes. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Are you going to go to Cheers Dad? Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Auld cunts that are proud of a lifetimes labour 'Workit all my life, all there is for it' Still up at 6am to go to the shops etc There's a lot more to life than work. Parochial farmers up here in the NE are just dead against excitement. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Do you like the blokes in Cheers? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Oh aye - right you are son, apologies.New Hampshire (mainly), Boston, Cleveland and a bit of Vermont (possibly). Folks to see aplenty.you should get a Steamer when you’re in Cleveland, dad min. supposed to be ace Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Off the list vermont comes son, much obliged hahaYou’ll be missing out on maple syrup and some decent craft beer Da. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Off the beaten tourist track a bit there pops. Eh assumed you'd be off to Disney World or the likes.He's not allowed within 5 miles of any school or kids attraction. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 People that don't update their address so that eh start getting their post when their forwarding runs out. Seems it's not the done thing to just chuck it in the bin. Too bad. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 you should get a Steamer when you’re in Cleveland, dad min. supposed to be aceThen head down to Alabama for a hot pocket,you’ll love it. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Then head down to Alabama for a hot pocket,you’ll love it. Then off to Alaska for an Alaskan pipeline. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 In the US next month - it'll be nods and smiles all round, airport workers muttering 'what a terrific cunt' to each other as I wander off Do they read everybody’s t-shirt out loud like? Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Aye very good you wee prick - but here; slip over to By the Fire, with Dad - Poodler is angry about the off topic nature of this convo. Cheers is a gay bar in aberdeen Calm doon min Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Ah ok - good son. You can never be too careful.Cheers be your new local now old boy? Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Boston is my favourite city I’ve visited in the States. Walk the freedom trail while stopping off at various bars eating lobster. Terrific. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Boston is my favourite city I’ve visited in the States. Walk the freedom trail while stopping off at various bars eating lobster. Terrific. Did you liberate any? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Shite like this making the news. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48426371 Boy does his job and isn't a wank. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 It is getting fucking ridiculous, a million likes for doing something any normal person would do. Ffs, what next man finds an injured old man fallen over in the street and phones an ambulance rather than profusely kicking him in the face. Hero. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Supermarkets running out of stock Fucking irritating. Food shopping is a turgid affair at the best of times but it really riles me up when they’ve ran out of something. Always an integral part of the planned meal as well. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Supermarkets running out of stock Fucking irritating. Food shopping is a turgid affair at the best of times but it really riles me up when they’ve ran out of something. Always an integral part of the planned meal as well.Iceland out of Findus Crispy Pancakes? Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Online is amazing. I just go to the butcher for meat now. Sainsbury’s used to turn up with packets of meat that were all going off in two days or some shit. And also swaps were tremendous, sorry sir you ordered sausage rolls or some shit for the kids lunch we ran out so have decided to guess you might want tomato soup in a tin instead. No I do not. Get back in your van and fuck off. Link to comment
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