manboobs109 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Always get meat fae the butcher. Supermarket meat is shite. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 yer ment tae b cuttin oot the pork ya cunt.. lifetime eh horrific abuse taein its toll oan thon body n here ye ir agen showcasing yer fuckin slothfilness Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 AK gets his meat from cansAnd auld Jim the tramp Link to comment
alscotoz Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Up-talkers. Is that the same as happy clappers? Fucking hate them. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Up-talkers. Up-skirters. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 She came home pissed last night. Woke me up to have an arguement... it's suspicious how you don't speak about your ex to me. Shut up and go to bed you idiot. Lying in bed greetin to sleep. Up this morning ca mind any of it and off to work spewing. I've said it a long time, women should NOT be allowed to drink. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Woke me up to have an arguement... it's suspicious how you don't speak about your ex to me. Ffs women. She's right to be suspicious though. 2 Link to comment
Foster14 Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Woke me up to have an arguement... it's suspicious how you don't speak about your ex to me. You should say "am I meant to guess which one?" That would help ease tensions, a good old lol between you. 1 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Just explain that he was a lovely bloke but things didn’t work out. Sure she’ll understand. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Just explain that he was a lovely bloke but things didn’t work out. Sure she’ll understand.His alcoholism and the distance to Holland meant it just didn't work 3 Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Ffs women. She's right to be suspicious though.I'll be sure to tell her the ex did it better when we're riding later. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 No son - that's beeeebapbobapbobo bapbapbadabo etcApologies Dad a rookie error that In the US next month - it'll be nods and smiles all round, airport workers muttering 'what a terrific cunt' to each other as I wander off Only East Coast? Well I do know some folk around Boston and Marthas Vineyard for visiting. Also my mate runs a golf club in New York State if you make it round there Agreed with the dodging Vermont, if it’s not Skiing season, it’s a weird as fuck place, like Deliverance, but worse, Bri would love it Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 (You should have) Hit her. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 When your other half borrows your car and when you go back in they have fucked around with the mirrors, radio, leave crap all over the place etc. Just don't touch a fucking thing please. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 When your other half borrows your car and when you go back in they have fucked around with the mirrors, radio, leave crap all over the place etc.Just don't touch a fucking thing please.Brave man letting a woman get behind the wheel of your car. I’m completely against that. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Brave man letting a woman get behind the wheel of your car. I’m completely against that.^^this. Eh am driving myself to the airport tomorrow and paying the parking fees rather than letting Mrs. Brian drive my car. She could take me in her own car but without the sat nav she'd never find her way home again. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 ^^this. Eh am driving myself to the airport tomorrow and paying the parking fees rather than letting Mrs. Brian drive my car. She could take me in her own car but without the sat nav she'd never find her way home again. Thought you would have your own chauffeur/security guard?. Flying first or business class? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Thought you would have your own chauffeur/security guard?. Flying first or business class?Personal travel. Business if you must know. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Imagine it happened... Proof Poodler can make things happen by power of suggestion! That'd be off the page.Otherwise sensible women seem to open their legs to him at his command. Better up my insurance. 2 Link to comment
Henry Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Personal travel. Business if you must know. Can't afford first class when it's out of your own pocket Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Imagine it happened... Proof Poodler can make things happen by power of suggestion! That'd be off the page.There's a few suggestions I'd make around here that's for sure. Bebo to be a man and apologise to Tup and allow him back for one. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Can't afford first class when it's out of your own pocket Afraid not croft boy. They only operate Business and cattle on the route. Back in your box. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Don’t think I’d ever pay for first or even business class on a plane. If you can’t handle a perfectly decent sized seat for half a day you’re a fanny. Spend the money on booze and whores. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Being tall I don’t mind paying for the extra legroom seats at the fire escapes. Depends entirely on the length of the flight though. Would never pay to fly business class. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Being tall I don’t mind paying for the extra legroom seats at the fire escapes. Depends entirely on the length of the flight though. Would never pay to fly business class.Neither would I. Lucky enough to get business flights for work so rack up the air miles. Gets me a free upgrade voucher for 2 once a year and the occasional free upgrade. Business flights are wasted on me as I usually get shit faced and sleep most of the flight. I’ll take it though I wouldn’t buy it. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 It’s magic when you do long haul and get a free bar. Absolutely blar tered bladdered blottoed Link to comment
eeps Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Brave man letting a woman get behind the wheel of your car. I’m completely against that.Particularly if she's not allowed to adjust the mirrors Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 It’s magic when you do long haul and get a free bar. Absolutely blar tered bladdered blottoedAgreed, business class (or first but that's ridiculous) long haul is the only way to travel, especially if you are not paying for it yourself or if you have got it as part of a companion ticket. Anyone who says different has probably never experienced it. Lounge access before departure, free booze, food, better quality of totty in lounge etc. Only way to travel. Link to comment
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