Pet Hates

[Parklife]

Dad is exactly right.I go through the same cycle. Do a bit decorating, swear that from now on I'll get a cunt in. Few months later I'll need to do some more and think 'och it's no that bad I'll do it myself to save the shekels ' and then drive myself nuts and swear I'll never do it again.

I'm exactly the same. You forget how absolutely shite spending a weekend painting/papering is.

[BrianFaePerth]

He's cheap.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Looking forward to hearing about your travels next month padre. Where you off to?

[Dom Sullivan]

Looking forward to hearing about your travels next month padre. Where you off to?

Jail, likely

[Dom Sullivan]

The US son - I just said it up there ^ come on now, for the love of fuck.

And here Dom - you best calm down son you wee prick NO

Lol

 

Just pulling your plonker you old git

[BrianFaePerth]

The US son - I just said it up there ^ come on now, for the love of fuck.

 

And here Dom - you best calm down son you wee prick NO

Eh ken it's the US, though there are more than one or two places there. Hence my question.

 

Prick

[Torry Tosser]

An ex of mine lives in Middlebury Vermont,stay clear Dad they are a funny lot,witchcraft and so,devil worshiping.

[Torry Tosser]

Wise decision or you might never see Moulty put the red top on..Ha

[BrianFaePerth]

Oh aye - right you are son, apologies.

 

New Hampshire (mainly), Boston, Cleveland and a bit of Vermont (possibly). Folks to see aplenty.

Off the beaten tourist track a bit there pops. Eh assumed you'd be off to Disney World or the likes.

[manboobs109]

Are you going to go to Cheers Dad?

[Poodler]

Auld cunts that are proud of a lifetimes labour

 

 

'Workit all my life, all there is for it'

 

Still up at 6am to go to the shops etc

 

There's a lot more to life than work. Parochial farmers up here in the NE are just dead against excitement.

[Poodler]

Do you like the blokes in Cheers?

[Bluto10]

Oh aye - right you are son, apologies.

New Hampshire (mainly), Boston, Cleveland and a bit of Vermont (possibly). Folks to see aplenty.

you should get a Steamer when you’re in Cleveland, dad min.

 

supposed to be ace

[Redforever86]

Off the list vermont comes son, much obliged haha

You’ll be missing out on maple syrup and some decent craft beer Da.

[Don Fonte]

Off the beaten tourist track a bit there pops. Eh assumed you'd be off to Disney World or the likes.

He's not allowed within 5 miles of any school or kids attraction.

[BrianFaePerth]

People that don't update their address so that eh start getting their post when their forwarding runs out.

 

Seems it's not the done thing to just chuck it in the bin. Too bad.

[YorkDon]

you should get a Steamer when you’re in Cleveland, dad min.

 

supposed to be ace

Then head down to Alabama for a hot pocket,you’ll love it.

[The Boofon]

Then head down to Alabama for a hot pocket,you’ll love it.

 

 

Then off to Alaska for an Alaskan pipeline.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

In the US next month - it'll be nods and smiles all round, airport workers muttering 'what a terrific cunt' to each other as I wander off

Do they read everybody’s t-shirt out loud like?

[Poodler]

Aye very good you wee prick - but here; slip over to By the Fire, with Dad - Poodler is angry about the off topic nature of this convo.

 

Cheers is a gay bar in aberdeen

 

Calm doon min

[Don Fonte]

Ah ok - good son.

 

You can never be too careful.

Cheers be your new local now old boy?

[Fridge]

Boston is my favourite city I’ve visited in the States. Walk the freedom trail while stopping off at various bars eating lobster. Terrific.

[shut up meg]

Boston is my favourite city I’ve visited in the States. Walk the freedom trail while stopping off at various bars eating lobster. Terrific.

 

Did you liberate any?

[Fridge]

Ate them just to piss off MT.

[Redforever86]

Shite like this making the news. 

 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48426371

 

Boy does his job and isn't a wank.

[looksgoodinred]

Up-talkers.

[Fridge]

It is getting fucking ridiculous, a million likes for doing something any normal person would do.

 

Ffs, what next man finds an injured old man fallen over in the street and phones an ambulance rather than profusely kicking him in the face. Hero.

[Studebaker-90]

Supermarkets running out of stock

 

Fucking irritating. Food shopping is a turgid affair at the best of times but it really riles me up when they’ve ran out of something. Always an integral part of the planned meal as well.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Supermarkets running out of stock

 

Fucking irritating. Food shopping is a turgid affair at the best of times but it really riles me up when they’ve ran out of something. Always an integral part of the planned meal as well.

Iceland out of Findus Crispy Pancakes?

[Fridge]

Online is amazing. I just go to the butcher for meat now. Sainsbury’s used to turn up with packets of meat that were all going off in two days or some shit.

 

And also swaps were tremendous, sorry sir you ordered sausage rolls or some shit for the kids lunch we ran out so have decided to guess you might want tomato soup in a tin instead.

 

No I do not. Get back in your van and fuck off.