Betty Swallicks Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Shitting should be celebrated I’ve done it in numerous public places over the years - such as; On my mates windshield (front and back) and on the driver and passenger seats in his JaguarClub Tropicana VIP sectionOutside the CraigmyleOn the Causeway between Saudi and BahrainIn a Burger King sink in GlasgowNumerous times in the desert Though, I was absolutely disgusted when a boy came out the dance tent at TITP and went into the corner of the fence and did a shit Fucking animal! Oh here he goes... Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Shitting should be celebrated I’ve done it in numerous public places over the years - such as; On my mates windshield (front and back) and on the driver and passenger seats in his Jaguar Club Tropicana VIP section Outside the Craigmyle On the Causeway between Saudi and BahrainIn a Burger King sink in Glasgow Numerous times in the desert Though, I was absolutely disgusted when a boy came out the dance tent at TITP and went into the corner of the fence and did a shit Fucking animal!Was the Jag one in Dubai? The Club T one was an excellent story. Laughed for days Edit, was that the same time there that someone ate your tenner? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 I have done a shit in a kids play park. Many years ago. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 I have done a shit in a kids play park. Many years ago.In your pants, when you were a kid? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Same when you are either reading a book or catching up on the Hat, insist on asking you mundane questions then get all upset when you either give a half arsed response or ignore them completely. Can you not see I'm fucking busy you daft bint. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Coke shits are dangerous Sometimes catches you unprepared Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Only the aliens can save us nowthis time it’s war Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Coke shits are dangerousSometimes catches you unpreparedDid one of them in paramount a while back and it came out perfectly. Was so large it was proud of the water. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Every cunt and their dog suddenly having 'anxiety' Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Every cunt and their dog suddenly having 'anxiety'That's a good one Link to comment
Henry Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Aye that’s a cracker boobsy. 99% of it fake and/or a fashion statement. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Do you no feel anxious from time to time manchebs?Not really unless we're counting hangover heebie jeebies. Loads of makey up anxiety going on at the mo. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 It's the new "OCD". Few years ago every cunt was claiming they had OCD, just because they cleaned the house frequently. Wanks. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Do you no feel young boys up from time to time manchebs? 2 Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Not really unless we're counting hangover heebie jeebies. Loads of makey up anxiety going on at the mo.You could combine hates here though. Going up to a loon with those fucking rolled up right jeans and no socks and saying “are you no a bit anxious loon?” And if not, why not? Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Your password is incorrect x3 Change password. Emails blah blah Enter new password 'Your password can't be the same as your previous one' Computer out the window. Surely someone else has experienced this? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Your password is incorrect x3 Change password. Emails blah blah Enter new password 'Your password can't be the same as your previous one' Computer out the window. Surely someone else has experienced this?Eh get my secretary to sort they things. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Maybe she secretly posts under your username Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 It's the new "OCD". Few years ago every cunt was claiming they had OCD, just because they cleaned the house frequently. Wanks.True. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Your password is incorrect x3 Change password. Emails blah blah Enter new password 'Your password can't be the same as your previous one' Computer out the window. Surely someone else has experienced this? Similar, aye. There are a few things where I log in to now where you have to update regularly and you aren't allowed to use any of your recent passwords. Ranges from about 10 to 30 on one in particular. I guess the logic is to enhance security or some shite like that but just end up making it password1, password2 and so on. Load of shite. Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 I'll say it again - Seagulls Viscous, shitey, noisey beasts. A cull is needed. Tim's of the bird world Link to comment
Foster14 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 True . Boasting and laughing about it as well as if it’s a good thing .You’ve trying to make mental illness sound like it’s a good thing to have you sad wank. Sounds more like he is trying to suggest that although some people will genuinely suffer from such conditions, others will exaggerate or completely make up having symptoms of such an illness to garner attention or justify something else. Much like many people do with physical illnesses. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Sorry, completely mis-read yours as having a go at Parkie rather than the pretend OCD sufferer... Slow on the uptake this morning. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Your password is incorrect x3 Change password. Emails blah blah Enter new password 'Your password can't be the same as your previous one' Computer out the window. Surely someone else has experienced this?Happened to me the other day. 3x asked to create new password, kept saying it didn't recognise new password. Just gave up. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted June 20, 2019 Author Share Posted June 20, 2019 Your password is incorrect x3 Change password. Emails blah blah Enter new password 'Your password can't be the same as your previous one' Computer out the window. Surely someone else has experienced this? "Your password must contain Letters, Numbers, Symbols, Uppercase letters, Lowercase letters and must not have 2 letters repeating together" The above will just make me use a different company / website / app. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Do you no feel young boys up from time to time manchebs? I LOLD Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 @manchebs - hook me up son ^ Convo half finishedOch the others boys have explained it. It's the new trendy mental health issue to pretend you suffer from. Obviously people that really have it deserve sympathy and help though. Link to comment
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