Fridge Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Wtf is a toilet sambo?Actually don’t know but assume a bog wog. Black boy wanting a quid for you to take a piss. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I'm a fairly grumpy cunt tbhAgree with this with regards to myself. Last year or so I have turned into a right grumpy bastard. Personally I blame the kids. Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Agree with this with regards to myself. Last year or so I have turned into a right grumpy bastard. Personally I blame the kids.Maybe grumpy is the wrong word. Intolerable of a lot of things perhaps See if your in a resteraunt/cafe and it's quiet, loads of tables free and some fucking arsehole comes and sits down at the table next to you..... FFS! Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Maybe grumpy is the wrong word. Intolerable of a lot of things perhaps See if your in a resteraunt/cafe and it's quiet, loads of tables free and some fucking arsehole comes and sits down at the table next to you..... FFS!Or parking in a supermarket car park miles away from everyone and some cunt parks right next to you.... Or some prick is fucking around paying for petrol, at supermarket tills, bars etc. Etc etc etc Grumpy, intolerance, no patience, anger take your pick Link to comment
eeps Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Or parking in a supermarket car park miles away from everyone and some cunt parks right next to you.... Or some prick is fucking around paying for petrol, at supermarket tills, bars etc. Etc etc etc Grumpy, intolerance, no patience, anger take your pick Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Have you ever thought of going to church, seems to be something missing in your life Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Sure it'll have been done already but birds at cash machines. Idiots. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Wtf is a toilet sambo?A black genleman who likes to watch people taking a piss and listen to people squeeze a shite our or snort coke of the cistern lid for a quid. Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Cunts posting pictures of "what I'll look like when I'm old" from that app. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK! Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Agreed but you could argue that with make upHaircuts etc Pretty sure all birds manipulate their appearance. Thankfully we are all handsome as fuck. Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 A black genleman who likes to watch people taking a piss and listen to people squeeze a shite our or snort coke of the cistern lid for a quid.I shoulda worked that one out. Ta Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I shoulda worked that one out. TaJust pointing out the obvious Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 That app Pipes mentions really fucking annoys me. The one bints use to make their skin look flawless. There are professional photographers using photoshop and lightroom making fairly subtle changes to someones appearance to enhance it and these daft bints think that using an app will have the same effect. the fucking dog ears and nose is appropriate because most of them are dogs.#nofilter Aye that will be fucking shining bright. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 satisfaction yed git pannin this cunts skull in wi a fire extinguisher sends shivers doon meh spine..liket poppin bubble wrapx100..majin seein the bone structure collapse under weight eh the cannister n kennin yed niver see thon gurnin puss pliyin it fir laffs wi sue agen Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 crunchin sound is wit gits ye win the face bones git crushd..some impact wi a fuckin cylinder like..yed gae doolally oan a daft face liket that cunt ir matt dawson ir mcghee..turn thir heeds inta pulp fir yer dorito salsa..ehd wait fir thim tae gasp thir lest breath n lean doon n whisper in thir ear 'whaurs the wisecracks noo' Link to comment
eeps Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 crunchin sound is wit gits ye win the face bones git crushd..some impact wi a fuckin cylinder like..yed gae doolally oan a daft face liket that cunt ir matt dawson ir mcghee..turn thir heeds inta pulp fir yer dorito salsa..ehd wait fir thim tae gasp thir lest breath n lean doon n whisper in thir ear 'whaurs the wisecracks noo'Looks like someone's beaten you to it Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Cunts posting pictures of "what I'll look like when I'm old" from that app. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!But this ones a beauty Link to comment
ebbe Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Bouncers/doorman that won’t let you poop in peace. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Harry looks fuck all like that cunt. He looks more like Prince Charles as he's got older.You’re right, it’s uncanny Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 No wait......Megan looks more like Charles...... Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 No wait......Megan looks more like Charles......Why's Charlie got a blue dress on? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Why's Charlie got a blue dress on?Not sure, royalty are weirdo inbreds Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Not sure, royalty are weirdo inbredsNobody wis ever in the same room as the Queen Mother,for she used to fart all the time and stink like fuck.Loon who worked at Balmoral telt us,you couldna go in a room after she been in it...Haa 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Nobody wis ever in the same room as the Queen Mother,for she used to fart all the time and stink like fuck.Loon who worked at Balmoral telt us,you couldna go in a room after she been in it...HaaMaybe Bri is royalty? Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Social media posts like this. Say there has been a crash somewhere... "OMG I was there last week, so lucky" Fuck off eh. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Cunts posting pictures of "what I'll look like when I'm old" from that app. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!Shocked that’s not been a thread on here to be honest. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I’m sure it’s been done before but folk on social media that post every single gym session they attend and every healthy meal they consume can get to fuck. The level of arrogance that these individuals posses to presume anybody cares about what they do is staggering. Using words such a “gains” and coining motivational phrases whilst spewing their bilge all over the place. Fuck off. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Maybe grumpy is the wrong word. Intolerable of a lot of things perhaps See if your in a resteraunt/cafe and it's quiet, loads of tables free and some fucking arsehole comes and sits down at the table next to you..... FFS!Or when it’s empty and they ask if you’ve booked and you say no then they sigh and look around to see if they can fit you in somewhere! Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I’m sure it’s been done before but folk on social media that post every single gym session they attend and every healthy meal they consume can get to fuck. The level of arrogance that these individuals posses to presume anybody cares about what they do is staggering. Using words such a “gains” and coining motivational phrases whilst spewing their bilge all over the place. Fuck off.Had a bird I went to school with on Facebook who done this. Seen her out and about one week and she was still in awful shape. Attention seeking fat cow. Link to comment
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