BrianFaePerth Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Sneezed about 15 times in a row earlier First symptom of aids. Link to comment
BWG Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 A fucking little gypsy cunt stole my sons toy light gun at the circus yesterday. My missus told the gypsy bitch mother that it was my sons and she shrugged her shoulders and just walked on. Fucking horrid cunts, hope her caravan catches fire and kills everyone inside.... Then dominoes onto the next caravan killing the entire community. Isn't going to the circus and being surprised at getting robbed a bit like going to downtown Baghdad and being surprised at getting shot? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 A fucking little gypsy cunt stole my sons toy light gun at the circus yesterday. My missus told the gypsy bitch mother that it was my sons and she shrugged her shoulders and just walked on. Fucking horrid cunts, hope her caravan catches fire and kills everyone inside.... Then dominoes onto the next caravan killing the entire community.Need to teach your loon to man up and look after himself and his things. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 He's only 3. He doesn't own chinos...... That's man enough for me.Never too young to teach him how to hit. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Does he wear trainers without socks? Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 There's two pallets of 2 x 2s outside waiting on the gardener till mid August, ripe for a midnight bit of gypsy thievery. Flatbed truck and a couple of them, woosh gone. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Mind dc thomson the miserable scots git, they got well bitter with viz over that. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Need to teach your loon to man up and look after himself and his things. @@cheesepipes needs to get in touch with Kelt for a few tips Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Football badge car stickers Not so much a pet hate but a CRINGE Seen a Liverpool one this evening Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Football badge car stickers Not so much a pet hate but a CRINGE Seen a Liverpool one this eveningGood to know Roberto is out and about. 2 Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Anyone ever put a max power sticker on their car? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Anyone ever put a max power sticker on their car?Sunderland fans maybe? Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 My other car is a Porsche is also hilarious. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Anyone ever put a max power sticker on their car? Mind car magazines? LMAO Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 My other car is a Porsche is also hilarious.Cruisin' is not a crime Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Cruisin' is not a crimeWrong... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-49041165 LOL Link to comment
eeps Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Newspaper articles following the latest teen to die after getting off their nut. The articles are inevitably half full of Facebook messages from their minky pals. Senga McBint wrote'fly high my angel, you were too good for this world' Billy King wrote'gone but never forgotten, party on up there you'll never see another Fenian' And so on, fucking pathetic what passes for journalism these days. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Anyone ever put a max power sticker on their car?Once had some cunt chase after us in his nova for taking a picture of the Max Power sticker he had on his rear bumper. "BACK OFF...UNLESS YOU HAVE TITS" Loser. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Newspaper articles following the latest teen to die after getting off their nut. The articles are inevitably half full of Facebook messages from their minky pals. Senga McBint wrote'fly high my angel, you were too good for this world' Billy King wrote'gone but never forgotten, party on up there you'll never see another Fenian' And so on, fucking pathetic what passes for journalism these days.Or on the news when they looking at all the flowers that have been left.As soon as they see the camera looking at them they start hugging each other and pretend they're greetin....Aaaaaargh Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 What colour was the nova!?Dunno but he was a fucking homo Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 You would rather they are as repulsive as they are in real life? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 You would rather they are as repulsive as they are in real life?Yes. Know what brute you're waking up next to tomorrow so you can make an informed choice. Link to comment
eeps Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Or on the news when they looking at all the flowers that have been left.As soon as they see the camera looking at them they start hugging each other and pretend they're greetin....AaaaaarghCunts are so shallow these days, or was it ever thus... Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Were you in a Talbot Sambo.Wtf is a toilet sambo? Link to comment
eeps Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 People walking about with headphones on. Fook off Link to comment
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