Bluto10 Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 2 is dark as fuck.Good bit of Sammy Hagar in there too Cheese Link to comment
alscotoz Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Darkie Lewis and the Jews Whose favourite band is that? Sammy Davis Jr? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Do you think that's what Bluts likes? It's a bairns film man, stop trying to intellectualise it.check out Melvyn Bragg here. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 the cunt wis siyin yer tae much eh a mongol tae git the deeper themes.. yer whooshd by a lot eh it Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 My idiot woman chopped vegetables on the unit last night, marking it many times. The chopping boards were in a draw about knee level. Complete laziness. I'm still stunned. Have to cheat on her this week now. I hate that you bring me down to this Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 My idiot woman chopped vegetables on the unit last night, marking it many times. The chopping boards were in a draw about knee level. Complete laziness. I'm still stunned. Have to cheat on her this week now. I hate that you bring me down to this*Drawer Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Windy as fuck days. I fucking hate the wind. The most horrible of all the weather conditions IMO. Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Vegetables LolImagine chopping veg. Just buy it in a can. Roast chicken in a can, served with canned potatoes and canned carrots. Lovely stuff. 1 Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 My idiot woman chopped vegetables on the unit last night, marking it many times. The chopping boards were in a draw about knee level. Complete laziness. I'm still stunned. Have to cheat on her this week now. I hate that you bring me down to thisHer fault. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Tiny feet Chewie and the ShoesWait, what did I do? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Nothing matey . Just a pun on usernames and Huey Lewis and the News .Cheers min. Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Have to cheat on her this week now. Shitebag if you dinnae. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 You see this scenario is crying out for the old double bluff. She is expecting you to exact the time honoured revenge so if you don’t go away hoorin’ it’ll drive her insane. Of course with your plan you get your end away so horses for courses I guess. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Someone asking if you got the (insert large object here) when you CLEARLY fucking don't. Then they follow up with, "Oh, I thought you were getting the (insert large object here). Do you see the fucking (insert large object here)? No... so clearly I didnt get it, you fucking passive aggressive piece of fucking shit. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Have to cheat on her this week now.You should cheat on her with @@Sooper-hanz that’ll confuse her and Bri will choke to death on his cornflakes trying to compute a homo-erotic jibe. Win win Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Have to cheat on her this week now.You should cheat on her with @@Sooper-hanz that’ll confuse her and Bri will choke to death on his cornflakes trying to compute a homo-erotic jibe. Win win Link to comment
eeps Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Adults cutting about on kids scooters.No. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 WMD's?Willie Miller's Debts? Nothing quite as big as that... Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Throw out all her belongings Link to comment
redone Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Adults cutting about on kids scooters.No.I don’t get these scooters. Look like mair hassle than they’re worth. Especially kids doin their paper round wi them , fannyin aboot gettin their bag sorted while propelling themself a few yards at a time. Quicker walking ya stupid wee cunt Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I don’t get these scooters. Look like mair hassle than they’re worth.Especially kids doin their paper round wi them , fannyin aboot gettin their bag sorted while propelling themself a few yards at a time. Quicker walking ya stupid wee cuntThere’s loads of electric scooters sitting around here (in Dallas this week) like Boris bikes that you hire. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 There’s loads of electric scooters sitting around here (in Dallas this week) like Boris bikes that you hire.The reinforced kinds that the fatties ride around in? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 The reinforced kinds that the fatties ride around in?No, which is what I thought for large Texans. Haud on, I’ll get a pic These things! Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 When you’re walking somewhere and Your boxers roll up the inside of your leg and catches your leg hair. Iyaz. Link to comment
BWG Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I'll have complained about this before but I'm gonna do it again. Folk who slow down when overtaking. Just get right in the fucking sea. Link to comment
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