YorkDon Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Folk that say pacific instead of specific. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 16 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: All I said, in the face of pure shite being uttered by a very stupid man, was "no they're not". He then tried to support his shite with more absurdness whereupon I opened my Mac and showed him data that shut the cunt up. In yesteryear, I would've reacted to his confrontational style and invalid rebuttal position with greater confrontational aggression. I've not changed my intolerance one degree over the years. However I've learned that humiliating fucking cretins and incompetents by forcing their idiocy back down their gobs and leaving them in shreds isn't always conducive to the optimum outcomes. Cool. Well dealt with. Was wondering what "turn ugly" meant as I've been in many a meeting where things have got heated but I have never thought that things may turn in to a physical confrontation (which is what I, perhaps wrongly, had taken what you'd said to mean you'd get involved in). Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Classic HR training for dealing with confrontational issues in a one to one is always sit beside the door incase you need to leg it. I’m guessing that naebody has stood up in a meeting and punched fuck out of their boss and HR lassie. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Going to the supermarket, having to qué to get in and some old bint in front of you is taking a fucking age wiping down her trolley with sanitiser like it's come from Chernobyl. Hurry the fuck up! Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Going to the supermarket, having to qué to get in and some old bint in front of you is taking a fucking age wiping down her trolley with sanitiser like it's come from Chernobyl. Hurry the fuck up! Voting today was like that, fuck me you’re more likely to catch it spending 45 minutes with wet wipes and a gas mask than you are just spoiling your ballot and fucking off. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said: Going to the supermarket, having to qué to get in What? 3 2 2 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Fridge said: Voting today was like that, fuck me you’re more likely to catch it spending 45 minutes with wet wipes and a gas mask than you are just spoiling your ballot and fucking off. That's a bit like my next door neighbour who asked me at the start of lockdown last year to stop taking back her wheelie bin into her garden after it had been emptied as she is scared of catching the coronavirus from me and the bin. 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 17 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: That's a bit like my next door neighbour who asked me at the start of lockdown last year to stop taking back her wheelie bin into her garden after it had been emptied as she is scared of catching the coronavirus from me and the bin. Fixed. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: You must be a right disagreeable cunt, with your history of sackings and neighbours hating you haha Ha ha. I find myself very approachable, helpful, and conscientious?. (Just copying what it said on my school report for primary 4)?. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 13 minutes ago, Henry said: Fixed. ??. My next door neighbour would be able to batter me and put me in her wheelie bin (with a boulder on top) ready for uplifting at its next collection. She has a black belt (in baby making). Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 14 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Exactly, that’s what you think! Ha ha! There inlies the problem. Just like my older friend said to me the once "I am here to help, not to hinder".? Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Had the extreme misfortune of having to go to the apple shop this morning. a truly horrible experience. The fat goth battleaxe (good band name) supervisor was a disgusting bitch. I wouldn’t even wish dazzy having to go through that ordeal. it’s infuriating they have workers at every desk standing doing fuck all and a big queue of customers all waiting for repairs from one guy at the ‘Genius Bar’. Hardly going to lose out on money by getting the spotty nerds in to whizz through the queue and leave the sales stands empty a moment. It’s not like they pay tax anyway. It’s all profit. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Poodler said: Had the extreme misfortune of having to go to the apple shop this morning. a truly horrible experience. The fat goth battleaxe (good band name) supervisor was a disgusting bitch. I wouldn’t even wish dazzy having to go through that ordeal. it’s infuriating they have workers at every desk standing doing fuck all and a big queue of customers all waiting for repairs from one guy at the ‘Genius Bar’. Hardly going to lose out on money by getting the spotty nerds in to whizz through the queue and leave the sales stands empty a moment. It’s not like they pay tax anyway. It’s all profit. My sympathies for having to deal with Apple. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Apple stuff is a piece of piss to fix yourself . 'Genius bar' lol It came out the box broken, microphone didn’t work. I saw the cost of giving me the new handset was £432. That handset was marked at 900 on the box when I got it a few month ago (free) robbing bastards Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Bluto10 said: just reboot it Oi, no professionals Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Dr Gillian Evans Have mentioned it prior but is another one lapping up the attention due to covid Link to comment
Guest Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 A few things for me, ones that have boiled my piss recently. 1.) When folk are stood at a urinal and just let a massive fart go. I rate a funny fart as much as the next guy, but doing it in a toilet full of strangers is rotten. 2.) I was taking a shite at work the other day and some minker came in proper snotting and hoiking the back of his throat, did it about 3 times and spat his flem into the sink or the urinal. We've all spat in the urinals whilst having a piss but the fucking hoiking and snorting is just disgusting and far too far. 3.) When you're at work and having interesting discussion, and your other colleagues all sigh and roll their eyes, and carry on having a convo about what they might have for lunch when they get in. That pisses me off, excuse me for wanting to fill the downtime at my job with interesting chat, and not what's going in my baguette. 4.) Those cunts at work who are all talk, just go on and on about how much they work and how hard they work and how the place is a joke etc, when in reality they do fuck all different to anyone else. Delusional wankers you get at every workplace. Link to comment
daytripping Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Brit awards ruined due to wokes, they couldn't squeeze enough gay and ethnic people in last night. Was so obvious and detracts from what it's meant to be about. Best band, Little Mix, first ever girl group to win. Don't even play instruments. David Furnish popping up to present a song about aids. Coloured men wearing dresses presenting the awards. Just keep it about the music. Link to comment
Redmist1903 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, daytripping said: Brit awards ruined due to wokes, they couldn't squeeze enough gay and ethnic people in last night. Was so obvious and detracts from what it's meant to be about. Some state of affairs when Elton John is the straightest most normal looking guy at the Brits. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 5 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: 3.) When you're at work and having interesting discussion, and your other colleagues all sigh and roll their eyes We know exactly how they feel. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 5 hours ago, daytripping said: Brit awards ruined ? Aye, it's normally unmissable. Link to comment
daytripping Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 12 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: ? Aye, it's normally unmissable. I look forward to it every year, it's now ruined for me. Without that it's only celebrity Masterchef that's keeping me from binning my tv. I read a book a week, hardly time for it as it is. Link to comment
Henry Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Just now, daytripping said: Without that it's only celebrity Masterchef that's keeping me from binning my tv That blind guy fucked Celeb Masterchef for me, cmon to fuck. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 19 minutes ago, Henry said: That blind guy fucked Celeb Masterchef for me, cmon to fuck. Haha what? How did that work? He just told some other guy what to make? Link to comment
daytripping Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 33 minutes ago, Henry said: That blind guy fucked Celeb Masterchef for me, cmon to fuck. There's being inclusive and taking the piss, guy was putting his chicken in the fridge to cook. I read Jordan is on the next one, should be good, especially if Harvey helps out. Link to comment
Henry Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Number 3 - your colleagues have clearly gone past the stage of humouring you. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 23 minutes ago, Henry said: Number 3 - your colleagues have clearly gone past the stage of humouring you. It's all just a bit much trying to have solidarity with the plight of Palestinian transexuals when you are trying to get the latte art on point. Link to comment
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