Parklife Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Betty Swallicks said: That is clearly not a watch and the lager looks unwanky. You're dull as fuck 2 2 3 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 2 hours ago, cheesepipes said: For Rock and Rap fusion the Judgment Night soundtrack really pulled out the stops. Track after track of rap n roll. My personal favourite is Faith no More and Boo yaa Tribe. Another body murdered. Id highly recommend it for fans of the genre. That song must be some of FNM's heaviest work. That, along with helmet/house of pain, mudhoney/sir mixalot and therapy?/fatal were the best songs on that soundtrack. Special mention to biohazard and onyx Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Folk that update FB status with stuff like, 'pastures new and great to have worked with all of my colleagues at...'. The cue the nosey bastards desperate to find out what the new job is, and the original poster going radio silent to build the mystery. Same goes for hospital check ins. Absolute height of attention seeking. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 18 hours ago, The Buzzard said: Folk that update FB status with stuff like, 'pastures new and great to have worked with all of my colleagues at...'. The cue the nosey bastards desperate to find out what the new job is, and the original poster going radio silent to build the mystery. Same goes for hospital check ins. Absolute height of attention seeking. PM me 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Those tree hugger types that play bongo drums really badly for hours on the end in the park are annoying as fuck. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 50 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Modern Men doing yoga in public parks. Its all very look at me. Well i was, and i was saying very unsavoury comments. There's an outdoor pilates class at our local park. Fucking nonsense. I'd set the dog on them if he was 10 years younger. Link to comment
NEM Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Roberto said: LOL @NEM guess where? Ha ha the foggy dump ? 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 1 minute ago, cheesepipes said: Keep your impressive flexibility and core strength indoors you absolute tits. Was at Seaton Park today, the roughest of the parks back in the day. Woofters doing yoga and piles of Islamic State plotting the Wests downfall over picnics. Even the Ice Cream mannie looked like a terrorist. He fucking is £5 a whippy!!!!!!! Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Shops that have a minimum card spend I’m sure it was outlawed a couple of years ago. it’s always paki shops that have a minimum spend. Greedy cunts Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 45 minutes ago, Poodler said: Shops that have a minimum card spend I’m sure it was outlawed a couple of years ago. it’s always paki shops that have a minimum spend. Greedy cunts And similiar during lockdown places only taking card payment without telling you before you’d ordered your food / beers whatever. Fuck you if you don’t want my cash. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 1 hour ago, cheesepipes said: Keep your impressive flexibility and core strength indoors you absolute tits. Was at Seaton Park today, the roughest of the parks back in the day. Woofters doing yoga and piles of Islamic State plotting the Wests downfall over picnics. Even the Ice Cream mannie looked like a terrorist. I hope by that you mean the best park. Rope swings, uni birds, fitba festival, the train, a river to jump in, Lidl for cheap drink and terry tinpence Ace Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Fuck that takes me back. Fitba on a Sunday morning in the Seaton Park haar. memories. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 minute ago, cheesepipes said: Hes not quite that extortionate. Just a sly Paki man, ripping off the warm people of Abz. His main tactic is going straight for a 2 scoop tub even when he can see the child is only 2 or 3 years old and therefore more befitting of a 1 scoop tub. Really the option should be offered... "1 or 2 scoops sir/madame" is all it takes. His van is shit aswell. I call it the ISIS grooming wagon. The kids haven't a clue what im on about, just keep crying for ice cream. That was the old favourite of Richard's Ices. Used to get a pound for the ice cream van and get told to bring back 50p change. You'd start your order and he'd finish it off to round up the quid that was sitting on the counter. Used to get a slapped arse for karate belts, space raiders and double dips I never wanted. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, Quagmire said: That was the old favourite of Richard's Ices. Used to get a pound for the ice cream van and get told to bring back 50p change. You'd start your order and he'd finish it off to round up the quid that was sitting on the counter. Used to get a slapped arse for karate belts, space raiders and double dips I never wanted. Your wife sounds delightful. Link to comment
Henry Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Think the Daily Record might have mentioned it once. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 54 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: These cunts in the park with a van on a nice day must coin it in . Anyone ever read about the ice cream wars in t’Weeg? Brutal stuff. Comfort And Joy was a gritty depiction. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 That fucking fortnite is a pain in the hoop. I'd fucking ban that shit(it's banned in my house) Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: That fucking fortnite is a pain in the hoop. I'd fucking ban that shit(it's banned in my house) How's it a pain in the hoop if it's banned in your house? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Saw a grown man, in his 30s id say in a Fortnite hoodie. Im fairly certain hes never licked the velvet. tbf there’s a few on here who’d wear a mario kart tshirt (b-mmg being one) id only lower myself for goldeneye n64 merch Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 56 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: How's it a pain in the hoop if it's banned in your house? OK it was a pain in the hoop. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 32 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Saw a grown man, in his 30s id say in a Fortnite hoodie. Im fairly certain hes never licked the velvet. The whole thing needs sorted out. Grown men playing it should be shot imco. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 34 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: The whole thing needs sorted out. Grown men playing it should be shot imco. When I was a loon playing goldeneye I always used to think about one day playing ‘online’ Then became an adult and never had a console since A strange past time for a man in his prime Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Disabled blue badges in inappropriate cars. just had a right carry on on the street with an elderly disabled woman driving an X5. if you’re that disabled, a 4x4 isn’t for you. I told em 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Dildo right in the middle of her bonnet. if she can reach it, she’s not that disabled Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 18 minutes ago, Henry said: Dildo right in the middle of her bonnet. if she can reach it, she’s not that disabled I'm just watching. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: I played computer games between the ages of 12 and 13 on the ZX Spectrum via the medium of cassette tape. Hardly played any since then. Too much time wasted on them when you could be talking shite on the hat instead. Rampage was ace ? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 Current fascination with American sweets. Jolly ranchers, Hershey Bars and all manner of flavoured M&M's etc. Double the cost of similar UK alternatives and full of American chemical shite. Link to comment
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