sheepcrooky Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Not exactly a route or an airline that attracts quality passengers I was pretty happy with my £7.99 flights Brizo. On time and importantly an equal number of safe landings to safe take-offs. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 10 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: The marijuana is rotting your brain maaan You're the one that can't remember who's said what. Go back to bed and get mummy to bring you a glass of milk. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 47 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: You're the one that can't remember who's said what. Go back to bed and get mummy to bring you a glass of milk. That many folk with similar outlooks on here its hard to keep up with which gype is which Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 4 hours ago, The Buzzard said: You got the fryer set up for serving that to guests, RF? Nah, I was just taking the piss as I'm sure 99% of folk can make a better burger than McDs. Don't think I've ever cooked a traditional fish supper. Don't have a proper fryer, just use a big pan with oil when required. Make a decent battered pork schnitzel and triple cooked chips. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 That every single one day is now something or other, Kiss an Aboriginal week, World Pineapple Day, International Homosexuals month. Just fuck off. Link to comment
Henry Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 17 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I don't care about paying for the meal as much as tipping the staff. What a hero. I’m sure the staff are delighted with their share of the £3 you leave. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 57 minutes ago, Henry said: What a hero. I’m sure the staff are delighted with their share of the £3 you leave. I would be. Miserable cunt Edit: 10% of the bill is a tip, no? Da ken where you can feed more than 1 person for £30. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 3 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I would be. Miserable cunt Edit: 10% of the bill is a tip, no? Da ken where you can feed more than 1 person for £30. You're spending more than £30 on a meal? You are posh after all. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 52 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: You're spending more than £30 on a meal? You are posh after all. On the rare occasion I'm oot, aye! Link to comment
Guest Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: uh oh, I don't tip. Scum Link to comment
Henry Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 4 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I would be. Miserable cunt Edit: 10% of the bill is a tip, no? Da ken where you can feed more than 1 person for £30. Tipping in the UK is a complete nonsense. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 50 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I paid for 3 big meals at the weekend didn't tip as cash doesn’t seem to be used much now and I only had my card - and don’t like paying gratuity option with that as I heard it doesn’t go to the staff I usually do tip (but was also very very drunk at each meal) Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: uh oh, I don't tip. I don’t even know a Jew who’d say that. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Henry said: Tipping in the UK is a complete nonsense. Ever lived on minimum wage? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 I always tip, always buy the staff a drink in my local, but I cannot, and will not, tip motherfucking taxi drivers. Especially Edinburgh black cab bastards. Used to bung the postie and the binmen at Christmas but the binmen can go fuck themselves after not picking my plastics bin up twice in a row and we seem to have about 4 or 5 posties nowadays. Give the barber a few quid but I'm questioning it because he's got a top of the range AMG Merc with a private plate. My big brother worked in a 5 star hotel in London, he was a concierge, used to get hookers for rich cunts, sort out tickets for shows etc and his tips were mental. They pooled them but in the summer they'd all get £500 to £600 a week just in tips. I worked behind the bar briefly but it just wasn't me. I'm the kind of cunt that always looks scruffy and I feel stupid calling people sir and madam etc so I fucked it off. Looking back I was fucking mental to leave. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: whoosh. Come on now Consi lad. Were you doing reservoir dogs? Link to comment
Guest Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: I always tip, always buy the staff a drink in my local, but I cannot, and will not, tip motherfucking taxi drivers. Especially Edinburgh black cab bastards. Used to bung the postie and the binmen at Christmas but the binmen can go fuck themselves after not picking my plastics bin up twice in a row and we seem to have about 4 or 5 posties nowadays. Give the barber a few quid but I'm questioning it because he's got a top of the range AMG Merc with a private plate. My big brother worked in a 5 star hotel in London, he was a concierge, used to get hookers for rich cunts, sort out tickets for shows etc and his tips were mental. They pooled them but in the summer they'd all get £500 to £600 a week just in tips. I worked behind the bar briefly but it just wasn't me. I'm the kind of cunt that always looks scruffy and I feel stupid calling people sir and madam etc so I fucked it off. Looking back I was fucking mental to leave. Bet your tits were pure sweating in the uniform and the pollution of London. You'd have been sacked anyway Edit: I always tip my barber unless it's proper shite. I tip cabbies if their craic is sound, but I don't do it if I'm stinking hungover and sitting there quiet, and the cunt just yammers on and on. I find that uncouth and selfish. Read the situation, buddy, I'm away to spew my cunt in your motor. There's a particular boy in Aberdeen who just does not shut the fuck up. Cracking stinking jokes the whole journey. Brutal bastard. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 14 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Bet your tits were pure sweating in the uniform and the pollution of London. You'd have been sacked anyway Edit: I always tip my barber unless it's proper shite. I tip cabbies if their craic is sound, but I don't do it if I'm stinking hungover and sitting there quiet, and the cunt just yammers on and on. I find that uncouth and selfish. Read the situation, buddy, I'm away to spew my cunt in your motor. There's a particular boy in Aberdeen who just does not shut the fuck up. Cracking stinking jokes the whole journey. Brutal bastard. Fuck me, that could be a pet hate on it’s own. Taxi drivers. Fair enough they’ve had it tough recently but so has everyone else. They were constantly moaning about there being too many drivers in Aberdeen when the oil price was sky high and they were getting airport runs whenever they wanted. Yet you would say what time are you finishing tonight and they would come out with they work 9am - 4pm. Fuck me it must be about one of the only jobs going when if you want to make a bit extra for a holiday or something you can fire in a couple of extra Weekend nights for a few hundred quid. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, Fridge said: Fuck me, that could be a pet hate on it’s own. Taxi drivers. Fair enough they’ve had it tough recently but so has everyone else. They were constantly moaning about there being too many drivers in Aberdeen when the oil price was sky high and they were getting airport runs whenever they wanted. Yet you would say what time are you finishing tonight and they would come out with they work 9am - 4pm. Fuck me it must be about one of the only jobs going when if you want to make a bit extra for a holiday or something you can fire in a couple of extra Weekend nights for a few hundred quid. Ok we appreciate the impact COVID has had on everyone - including taxi drivers - but as a mate of mine who is a taxi driver always says - the only poor taxi driver is a lazy taxi driver. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: aye. I appreciate it might not be your era, me old mucker. No, no. I'm a fan of the film, and QT films at large. Just missed it first time is all. Old cunt. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Fridge said: Fuck me, that could be a pet hate on it’s own. Taxi drivers. Fair enough they’ve had it tough recently but so has everyone else. They were constantly moaning about there being too many drivers in Aberdeen when the oil price was sky high and they were getting airport runs whenever they wanted. Yet you would say what time are you finishing tonight and they would come out with they work 9am - 4pm. Fuck me it must be about one of the only jobs going when if you want to make a bit extra for a holiday or something you can fire in a couple of extra Weekend nights for a few hundred quid. Cabbies in Aberdeen have had it ace for ages. They'll hopefully give in to Uber sooner rather than later. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Cabbies in Aberdeen have had it ace for ages. They'll hopefully give in to Uber sooner rather than later. Na fuck Uber man. Get yersel a decent, local private hire cunt. Works for me. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Na fuck Uber man. Get yersel a decent, local private hire cunt. Works for me. Dundee taxis are fine cause the price is totally reasonable. Same with Glasgow. Aberdeen is a fuckin disgrace price wise. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 20 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Dundee taxis are fine cause the price is totally reasonable. Same with Glasgow. Aberdeen is a fuckin disgrace price wise. Edinburgh is a fucking scandal in the black cabs. Fucking robdogs. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Any taxi drivers here? With any decent stories to share? Perhaps about unsolved murders etc 1 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Taxi driver have cooked the books for years re tax. Cunts could live off that during the pandemic. No excuse for not paying tax. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 My pal in the fish cooks the books. As a result his furlough wage was about 100p/w if he got into financial hardship he could have sold one of his hooses! Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Taxi driver have cooked the books for years re tax. Cunts could live off that during the pandemic. No excuse for not paying tax. Fuck off man eh. You're self employed are you not? 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, Poodler said: My pal in the fish cooks the books. As a result his furlough wage was about 100p/w if he got into financial hardship he could have sold one of his hooses! Surely fishing boats were allowed out? I got the fish van every Tuesday. Link to comment
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