Pet Hates

[Henry]

This defo will have been mentioned but people droning on about their 'OCD' Fucking cunts

 

Aye.

 

Trying to pass off being an awkward prick as "OCD".

[BrianFaePerth]

My guilty secret is watching a program called My 3000lb Family.

 

Leroy and his family all weigh about 600lb each and it documents them going to see Doctor Procter (seriously) to get their bellies stapled.

 

Mental stuff

[Betty Swallicks]

 

Aye.

 

Trying to pass off being an awkward prick as "OCD".

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5xYlkrThSE

 

1min 5secs.

[RAZOR]

My guilty secret is watching a program called My 3000lb Family.

Leroy and his family all weigh about 600lb each and it documents them going to see Doctor Procter (seriously) to get their bellies stapled.

Mental stuff

As been mentioned before on here, there is some weird pleasure in seeing fat people cry on TV.

[BrianFaePerth]

The mother looks like she had come off the set of a pg tips advert

[Parklife]

People who use "literally" wrongly get right on my goat. I'm convinced that a massive percentage of the population don't actually understand what the word means.

 

Another infuriating grammatical trend is the use of double negatives e.g. "I didn't do nothing", when really, what they mean is "I didn't do anything".

[The Boofon]

 

Such has been the misuse of 'literally' they've officially changed its meaning.

 

https://edition.cnn.com/2013/08/15/living/literally-definition/index.html

Google has. Means fuck all.

 

Its a fucking annoying word none the less.

[Parklife]

 

Such has been the misuse of 'literally' they've officially changed its meaning.

 

https://edition.cnn.com/2013/08/15/living/literally-definition/index.html

Scum. Subhuman scum.

[The Buzzard]

People who use "literally" wrongly get right on my goat. I'm convinced that a massive percentage of the population don't actually understand what the word means.

 

Another infuriating grammatical trend is the use of double negatives e.g. "I didn't do nothing", when really, what they mean is "I didn't do anything".

"Would of" instead of "would have". "On route" instead of "en route".

[redone]

"Would of" instead of "would have". "On route" instead of "en route".

Here ! Here !

[dervish]

110%

 

Specifically the giving of such. Irritating from footballers,, concerning from then Chancellor George Osborne. Not really a surprise he was into mythical unachiveable figures.

[Redforever86]

110%

 

Specifically the giving of such. Irritating from footballers,, concerning from then Chancellor George Osborne. Not really a surprise he was into mythical unachiveable figures.

At least weve paid off the deficit.

 

Oh...

[Chewie37]

People who use "literally" wrongly get right on my goat. I'm convinced that a massive percentage of the population don't actually understand what the word means.

Another infuriating grammatical trend is the use of double negatives e.g. "I didn't do nothing", when really, what they mean is "I didn't do anything".

I figuratively get what you mean

[Parklife]

Here ! Here !

Watch it...

[Henry]

 

Such has been the misuse of 'literally' they've officially changed its meaning.

 

https://edition.cnn.com/2013/08/15/living/literally-definition/index.html

 

Would've been a nice touch if you'd typed they've literally changed the meaning.

[NEM]

"Would of" instead of "would have". "On route" instead of "en route".

 

 

"Loose" instead of "lose"

 

 

Thick cunts

[mcdougall(4)]

 

 

"Loose" instead of "lose"

 

 

Thick cunts

 

 

Worst thing about these cretins is they take umbrage when you point out their mistake and therefore highlight their stupidity.

 

I'm helping you hear you idiot!

[Henry]

 

 

 

I'm helping you hear you idiot!

 

Eh?

[mcdougall(4)]

 

Eh?

 

I was joking about with the form...

[Redforever86]

 

I was joking about with the form...

You have let us all down.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Another infuriating grammatical trend is the use of double negatives e.g. "I didn't do nothing", when really, what they mean is "I didn't do anything".

aint nobody said nothin' like that.

[Parklife]

aint nobody said nothin' like that.

It drives me fucking mental. The worst thing about it is that the chav (usually) who says it, doesn't even comprehend that what they have uttered is nonsensical.

[manboobs109]

People get too uptight about grammar and that. Language is changing and there ain't nothing you can do about it.

[Parklife]

Classist, stuck up cunt.

 

Delete your life.

Quite the opposite, cheers for your input though.

[Bluto10]

It drives me fucking mental. The worst thing about it is that the chav (usually) who says it, doesn't even comprehend that what they have uttered is nonsensical.

Time and a place min.

 

Looks ace in action movies to add a bit of gravitas to what is being said.

 

Less so in an office corporate environment?

 

 

You work in an office parky?

[Ke1t]

I may have mentioned it before, but I can't fucking stand people who can't or won't do simple fucking tasks for themselves when they're physically and mentally capable of doing these things.

 

I've watched a chick go through an entire Three Fucking Stooges routine of utter ineptitude trying to get up a ladder to get to an item off a high shelf. A task that should have taken 90 seconds max, from getting the ladder to putting it away, took about 15 minutes of grunting, sobbing, screaming, shit falling off shelves, the ladder collapsing, and the chick in question turning into a complete fucking wreck, and STILL she had to come and ask me to get the fucking thing for her.

 

Which I did in about 15 seconds... without any notable incidents or breakages.

 

Now, I could have just walked up to her and said 'You want me to do that' when it became apparent that climbing up a small fucking ladder and using her hand to grab the object in question was a task on such an incredible scale of magnitude to her that she may as well have been trying to create Cold Fusion while fighting a fucking Tiger... but honest to fuck... seriously? You need help climbing a fucking stepladder?

 

You're worthless.

[Parklife]

Half the folk on this board. Fuck, probably more than that, would be what a little bawbag like you calls 'chav', and if you talked about them and their friends in that way in a boozer you would get your jaw tanned.

 

Prick.

I doubt half the folk on the board are thickos. I clearly have a higher opinion of folk on here like you.

 

Given your overly aggressive post, I can only conclude that I've touched a nerve. Don't get angry GB, just improve yourself.

[Parklife]

You don't half judge people though eh

 

Both ends of the scale, the ones doing better at you in tigerlilly and "chavs" too

If you say so, champ. You just stick to lying about your job and house, leave this thread to the grown-ups.

[Parklife]

What I said is factual, scrote

 

For someone who says he is so happy, you don't half like talking people down

I'm pretty happy talking down to you, given your behaviour in our previous interactions. No need for the abuse either, Batman.

 

Edit: Just noticed your wee edit. Wonderful stuff. If you're going to lie about stuff online, you should be prepared to be mocked for doing so. Stop being such a sensitive wee flower.

[Bluto10]

I am warming to Parklife

Fancy him, aye? Ye big poof