Poodler Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 It's not an animal, it's an abortion. Another discharge. Another loss in protein Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 So when going on holiday you'll say Firenze, Roma, 'Paree', Múnchen?If I'm speaking Italian, French or Germany then fucking obviously. Why would I say parts of a sentence in different languages? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 The phrase “a good egg” pisses me off.No idea why... Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 If I'm speaking Italian, French or Germany then fucking obviously. Why would I say parts of a sentence in different languages? Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Aye fuck off mcdoogy with that shite - H is the one round these parts that will pick up spelling mistakes and grammaticalogical errors. Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Picking up a phone autocorrect is your best? Fucking 100.00% loser Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 ^^^ I wouldn’t even know what ‘off’ wine was tbh.Some cunt could have dipped their balls in it and chugged a wank deposit and I’d still be nodding appreciably.Some joke about that being the only taste you like in wine.........followed by Cavey being predictable by saying it's turgid or colostomy or some other grammar fail....... Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Actually ,, I like wine despite what I just said earlier. @Bluto_10 @@MillertimeAt any one time I keep 9 bottles in my house Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Chateau d'DD1903Chateau d'partridge Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Unfunny posters 6 months behind their cyber pals, because they are the mong of the group. Hey, least it's impressing said cyber pals though, 'HEY YOU GUYS'. hey bud, fancy a limo to Livingston? 1 1 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Passive aggressive bummers. No names like... Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Nippy cunts. Called the bird in the shop 'man' by mistake and she got all stroppy. She wasn't even a tranny that could get all arsey about pronouns. Total arsehole. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Most women have no sense of humour imoDon't even get me started on black woman! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Most women have no sense of humour imoSee Sarah Millican, Katherine Ryan etc for more proof Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 See Sarah Millican, Katherine Ryan etc for more proof Amy Schumer. In fact I'll add all of here movies to my Pet Hates. I've only seen parts of a few of them... but that was enough. I'd rather watch a Jennifer Lopez movie than an Amy Schumer movie. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Amy Schumer. In fact I'll add all of here movies to my Pet Hates. I've only seen parts of a few of them... but that was enough. I'd rather watch a Jennifer Lopez movie than an Amy Schumer movie.Never heard of her. You seem to watch a lot of her shit movies? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 See Sarah Millican, Katherine Ryan etc for more proofAt least Katherine Ryan has cracking tits. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Never heard of her. You seem to watch a lot of her shit movies? You are one of the lucky ones then... keep it that way. I've seen enough to know that they're best avoided. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Would you ride her? I would (but i wouldn’t go out with her) probably... but only if I had some duct tape available, so i could tape her gob shut. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 probably... but only if I had some duct tape available, so i could tape her gob shut.Why would you want to reduce the number of usable holes? Link to comment
BWG Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 You are one of the lucky ones then... keep it that way. I've seen enough to know that they're best avoided.She is fucking horrendous like. Bitch lifts her material from other folk as well. Cunt. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 McDougall would decline because he's married LOL Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Why would you want to reduce the number of usable holes?Just in case she tried to tell a joke. Would put me off my stride. 2 holes will suffice. 1 Link to comment
BWG Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 But would you participate in intercourse with her? Even just a little?6 pints and aye, probably. Link to comment
BWG Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Aye but lets be honest it's a bit of a myth that all your Schumer types are ace rides and raging filth in the sack. Most of them are just a sweaty mess after 5 minutes and it's like shagging a lifeless puddle of skin. 2 Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Watched a few catch up episodes of Travel Man last night where he had Morgana Robinson in tow and she looked hot as fuck but normally she's a bit of a howler. Is it just me?https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6v9oqt Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Shes no Jenny Aniston....but you'll leave the bedroom with a new perspective on life. Amy Schumer? FFS Dad, you want to give yourself a shake. Not just an 8 pinter, but a complete fuckwit to boot! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Shes no Jenny Aniston....but you'll leave the bedroom with a new perspective on life.Thankful for Dad's grooming? Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 See Sarah Millican, Katherine Ryan etc for more proofKatherine Ryan would be a great ride though.Sarah Milican not so much. Link to comment
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