Pet Hates

[alscotoz]

Thick cunts have been getting on my tits more and more lately.  

 

Bought 5 tiles over the phone today, 25 bucks each, and went to collect them. 

 

Was told there was a balance of 350 bucks still to pay when I got there, on top of the 165 bucks they'd charged me for 5 tiles. 

 

"How much are the tiles?" I asked.

 

"25 bucks each." I was told.

 

"And how many tiles do I have?"

 

"Five"

 

"So how much do I owe you?"

 

"Computer says 350 bucks."

 

"But that can't be right, can it?" I prompted. 

 

"But you only paid 165 bucks, so there's a balance of 350 bucks."

 

This went on for far, far too long... at one point there were three of them trying to explain to me that the balance on 5 tiles I'd already paid (too much) for WAS indeed 350 bucks. 

 

Finally one lad came over, handed me my tiles, plus one extra... and sent me on my way. 

 

I wish this were an isolated incident. 

 

 

Feel your pain. It's even worse when you have to deal with the thick cunts over the phone.

[Don Fonte]

Feel your pain. It's even worse when you have to deal with the thick cunts over the phone.

@@Millertime

[Chewie37]

Thick cunts have been getting on my tits more and more lately.  

 

Bought 5 tiles over the phone today, 25 bucks each, and went to collect them. 

 

Was told there was a balance of 350 bucks still to pay when I got there, on top of the 165 bucks they'd charged me for 5 tiles. 

 

"How much are the tiles?" I asked.

 

"25 bucks each." I was told.

 

"And how many tiles do I have?"

 

"Five"

 

"So how much do I owe you?"

 

"Computer says 350 bucks."

 

"But that can't be right, can it?" I prompted. 

 

"But you only paid 165 bucks, so there's a balance of 350 bucks."

 

This went on for far, far too long... at one point there were three of them trying to explain to me that the balance on 5 tiles I'd already paid (too much) for WAS indeed 350 bucks. 

 

Finally one lad came over, handed me my tiles, plus one extra... and sent me on my way. 

 

I wish this were an isolated incident.

 

Sounds like their tactic to overcharge you by subterfuge worked perfectly.........irritate you beyond belief to make you forget you'd already overpaid, then leave, cha-Ching.......mug

[Poodler]

Right at this very minute my current missus is in a 1:1 meeting with my ex

 

I'm already hating the inevitable messages I'm going to receive from both parties once it's done

 

They've no reason to hate each other. But birds are birds and they do.

[mcdougall(4)]

Right at this very minute my current missus is in a 1:1 meeting with my ex

 

I'm already hating the inevitable messages I'm going to receive from both parties once it's done

 

They've no reason to hate each other. But birds are birds and they do.

 

Can I get some clarification as to what the pet hate is, 1-1s, women or exes?

[Poodler]

Discussing between them the most efficient way to remove a stubborn rash I shouldn't wonder.

 

Haha.

 

How the fuck did that come about Poodles? You live in a village? Are they related?

They work in the same building. They didn't to start with, but now do.

 

The PH, McDoogs, is receiving shit from women who dislike other women for absolutely no reason other than one pissed on my face before the other and vice versa.

 

One is better at it tbh

[manboobs109]

They at the same school Poods?

[Poodler]

I'm not Muslim

[manboobs109]

I'm not Muslim

You enjoy the pork sausage too much for that carry on

[Fridge]

I had to deal with a horrendous break up with a marriage when both folk worked together in the same department.

 

Worst thing was the boy was actually sound (albeit pumping the rest of the building) and the lassie was really fine too.

 

Fucking meetings were a nightmare could cut the atmosphere with a knife.

 

Probably should have got one of them moved to a different department although the usual HR fucks would have probably said you can’t do that without consent or some shit.

 

So a moral question would you get rid of the sound Aberdeen fan guy or his hot ex wife?

[Don Fonte]

I had to deal with a horrendous break up with a marriage when both folk worked together in the same department.

 

Worst thing was the boy was actually sound (albeit pumping the rest of the building) and the lassie was really fine too.

 

Fucking meetings were a nightmare could cut the atmosphere with a knife.

 

Probably should have got one of them moved to a different department although the usual HR fucks would have probably said you can’t do that without consent or some shit.

 

So a moral question would you get rid of the sound Aberdeen fan guy or his hot ex wife?

Get rid of the ex wife. Receptionists are ten a penny anyway.

[Poodler]

Aye the missus was sulking. The ex asked what I was doing on Friday night.

 

Ain't my first rodeo.

[BrianFaePerth]

Aye the missus was sulking. The ex asked what I was doing on Friday night.

 

Ain't my first rodeo.

Did they come out of their chat both hating you?

[Arabian Knight]

^

Nice diversion wee man

Yer in fir such a herd time now gordon

[BrianFaePerth]

You're up late tonight. Is your arse too sore from the weekend to lie down?

[Poodler]

Did they come out of their chat both hating you?

If they do, I'll come to you for advice in dealing with mass hostility

[BrianFaePerth]

If they do, I'll come to you for advice in dealing with mass hostility

No worries though hostility towards me is never from the ladies.

[mcdougall(4)]

No worries though hostility towards me is never from the ladies.

 

The obvious joke here is beneath me so I'll leave it to the captain to make it 

[BrianFaePerth]

The obvious joke here is beneath me so I'll leave it to the captain to make it

You're riding AK?

[Arabian Knight]

[mcdougall(4)]

You're riding AK?

 

You're about as funny as he is and quite frankly with only a slightly better grasp of the English language, what is it with the education system in your 'City' that makes you all such barely literate, unfunny retards.

You can't all have been dropped on your heads as children.

[Poodler]

@@boboisared

 

When is the roid club accepting new members?

[BrianFaePerth]

You're about as funny as he is and quite frankly with only a slightly better grasp of the English language, what is it with the education system in your 'City' that makes you all such barely literate, unfunny retards.

You can't all have been dropped on your heads as children.

You're a laugh a minute. Eh can see why AK knocked you back.

[mcdougall(4)]

You're a laugh a minute. Eh can see why AK knocked you back.

 

You on the other hand are a psychiatrists wet dream. 

[boboisared]

@@boboisared

 

When is the roid club accepting new members?

It'd be a revolving door these days.

[Chewie37]

It'd be a revolving door these days.

Good to be flexible with any club membership these days

[For Fecks Sake]

Folk who wear 'Harry Potter' gear, you know the Hogwarts Hoodie or Griffendor t-shirt and the like.

 

Guranteed to be worn by an ugly overweight snowflake as well.

 

Just fuck off with that pish.

[The Boofon]

Folk who wear 'Harry Potter' gear, you know the Hogwarts Hoodie or Griffendor t-shirt and the like.

 

Guranteed to be worn by an ugly overweight snowflake as well.

 

Just fuck off with that pish.

Or @@RAZOR. He’s Harry Potter daft.

[HairyPie]

Fuckin' Harry Snotter.  Anyone who has seen any of those films / read the books - instantly filed under geek.

[manboobs109]

Fuckin' Harry Snotter. Anyone who has seen any of those films / read the books - instantly filed under geek.

Live and let live man.