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StandFree1982

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Shes ace. 

I just know id make a complete and utter penis of myself if i spotted her at an away day all full of fizzy pop. 

"Hi Carole from Twitter, i love you and if you ever split up from your husband i can lead you to the promised land" 

"Fuck off and tuck that shrivelled pathetic thing back into your pants and pull your zip up" 

"thanks Carole, we're bonding already" 

 

5 hours later on the train home. 

"you remember making a cunt of yourself to Carole?" 

"nope" 

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17 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I didn't pay attention to this part BTW.

Haha fucking hell. Where did that come from?

Not going to criticise either of them, Carole (with the fun bags as you put it haha) has always been sound as fuck with me (online as never met the quine). Never paid attention to her fun bags but I might do in future that you've pointed this out. FFS. Awkward.

And the other, I've commented before, in person she is actually sound. I don't get the internet persona she portrays but in person, fine enough with me.

Might go for a peep at 'fun bags'. Absolute pervert.

 

13 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

If its funbags fae Westhill then id love to be naked with her. 

And if you haven't noticed said funbags, good god get your eyes tested. 

 

 

Hahaha. Brilliant. 

It's a compliment. Since you're looking in Carole, I agree with Pipes. 

Also Roberto, I know you've said you've met baby shark in the past and she's a fine quine, so I'm sure she is. Just the online woe is me persona annoys me. But we all act the cunt online eh?

 

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