Pet Hates

[Bluto10]

13 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Not for me I like it 

aye ok heston 

[Studebaker-90]

9 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

aye ok heston 

[dazzy_deff]

Masterchef is one of life's little pleasures. 

[Zeus]

1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

Masterchef

load of bollocks, arsey cunts

get tae fuck

Agree with this tbh

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Agree with this tbh

Maybe you should gie it a watch. 
 

Might learn how to fold a taco. 

[BrianFaePerth]

5 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Masterchef

load of bollocks, arsey cunts

get tae fuck

Is Whatshisface Grossman still on it?

[Zeus]

5 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Maybe you should gie it a watch. 
 

Might learn how to fold a taco. 

Just leave it unfolded and use a fork 

[The Boofon]

3 hours ago, Zeus said:

Just leave it unfolded and use a fork 

Amateur. 
 

[Bluto10]

7 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Is Whatshisface Grossman still on it?

who would cook a sweetbread like this

 

 

vic & Bob did a good sketch about him

[Beachend Bootboy]

Fuckin' idiot cunts that fall for relationships (often startin' online or holiday romances etc ) and then believe the most outrarious lies thus leading them to be handin' out huge amounts of money.  Fuckin' deserve what you get, clowns.  Mostly women, so that explains a lot I suppose but fuck me, come on.  Love???  

[dazzy_deff]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fuckin' idiot cunts that fall for relationships (often startin' online or holiday romances etc ) and then believe the most outrarious lies thus leading them to be handin' out huge amounts of money.  Fuckin' deserve what you get, clowns.  Mostly women, so that explains a lot I suppose but fuck me, come on.  Love???  

All the more infuriating when they are absolute beauts and they show a picture of a guy off a mens health magazine. Come on love.

[Studebaker-90]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fuckin' idiot cunts that fall for relationships (often startin' online or holiday romances etc ) and then believe the most outrarious lies thus leading them to be handin' out huge amounts of money.  Fuckin' deserve what you get, clowns.  Mostly women, so that explains a lot I suppose but fuck me, come on.  Love???  

Tinder swindler on Netflix was incredible. “Aye I’m a billionaire but I canna use my cards, go take out a £100k loan, I’ll pay you back”. Absurd levels of stupidity. 

[Bournemouth Gee]

On 5/5/2022 at 1:34 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

Cock piss Partridge 

Cook pass babtridge. Slightly less rude

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Tinder swindler on Netflix was incredible. “Aye I’m a billionaire but I canna use my cards, go take out a £100k loan, I’ll pay you back”. Absurd levels of stupidity. 

Bad Vegan too.

[Zeus]

"I want rangers to win, its good for Scottish football"

Heard that a few times the day

 FUCK RIGHT AFF

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 minutes ago, Zeus said:

"I want rangers to win, its good for Scottish football"

Heard that a few times the day

 FUCK RIGHT AFF

 

Hear, fucking, hear!???

[Studebaker-90]

35 minutes ago, Zeus said:

"I want rangers to win, its good for Scottish football"

Heard that a few times the day

 FUCK RIGHT AFF

 

I’m instantly suspicious of bum suckers that come away with that pish. Fair weather fans who probably support English football more, best ignored. 

[Bluto10]

heard col hendry on talkSPORT today justifying MCR 2008 because uefa pick stadiums that are too small to support the rangers fanbase 

lol

[1903Fitba]

Guffs who like Rangers deserve a battering too. 
 

Does my fucking head in living here. 

[ullevi]

1 hour ago, Bluto10 said:

heard col hendry on talkSPORT today justifying MCR 2008 because uefa pick stadiums that are too small to support the rangers fanbase 

lol

If Colin Hendry is on anything just turn it off, he is a total clown. 

[Studebaker-90]

Just now, ullevi said:

If Colin Hendry is on anything just turn it off, he is a total clown. 

Pish soaked alcoholic loser. Apart from the hunnery, he’d fit in well here. 

[ullevi]

He always strikes me as the lad who no one can be bothered with in a pub but walks round everyone trying to tell his stories off being at Man City or Rangers and how he played with Gazza or whoever, whilst everyone just says “Just fuck off Colin”

[manboobs109]

The phrase "all day long"

How do these things catch on?

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Pish soaked alcoholic loser. Apart from the hunnery, he’d fit in well here. 

He’s doing a Gentleman’s dinner in Keith in a fortnight’s time. 

[Studebaker-90]

26 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

He’s doing a Gentleman’s dinner in Keith in a fortnight’s time. 

Well suited to that garbage town 

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Pish soaked alcoholic loser. Apart from the hunnery, he’d fit in well here. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

What did the original Keith do that was so great do have a town named after him?

Accounts 

[RAZOR]

14 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Tinder swindler on Netflix was incredible. “Aye I’m a billionaire but I canna use my cards, go take out a £100k loan, I’ll pay you back”. Absurd levels of stupidity. 

But...my enemies ?.

Was some watch yon.

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Drove a Rolls Royce into a swimming pool 

Wishing on a Star.  Loved it.

[manboobs109]

9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The exact same way a phrase such as 'catch on' appears.

That makes no sense Hanz.