Pet Hates

[elephantstone78]

People that use phrases like:

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[Durrant Dived]

6 hours ago, Poodler said:

People who sing the national anthem in the pub 

 

I suspect @Studebaker-90 and @Durrant Dived do it. Standing up aswell 

 

 

and shout GENST WHO 

 

Proud Edwards army..  WANKERS.

[Dad]

48 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

American Pie/Don Mclean

I Love rock n roll/Joan Jett

Are abominations. To see folk enjoying them in bars makes me die a bit inside. Ditto sweet caroline.

Sweet Caroline - aye, that's the one

 

A steaming pile of fucking shite

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

I'll tell you what was awful, the crowd of absolute wankers watching the rugby on one of the screens in the Rock last night.  France v NZ ffs.  None of them sounded French or Kiwi, but they were all roaring like dafties while everyone else was trying to watch the fitba. 

Wasn't even on in my local.

[Bluto10]

13 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Wasn't even on in my local.

mhds local isn’t local

[Fridge]

45 minutes ago, Dad said:

Sweet Caroline - aye, that's the one

 

A steaming pile of fucking shite

Proud Mary another one

Always  get’s played. Lassies going mental rolling down the river.

Fucking shite.

[Awayfromhomered]

"Country roads, take me home " 

Fuck off with that shit!

[Daisy1903]

18 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Proud Mary another one

Always  get’s played. Lassies going mental rolling down the river.

Fucking shite.

Proud Mary does ma tits in for that reason. The original is class but the women who dance along to it are only doing so cause of that abomination of a cover 

[Simply Red]

Bet theres a couple of lads on here who put these ‘classics’ on playlists. Alongside stuff like:

dont look back in anger/oasis

stereophonics

killers

 

[Daisy1903]

8 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Bet theres a couple of lads on here who put these ‘classics’ on playlists. Alongside stuff like:

dont look back in anger/oasis

stereophonics

killers

 

The worst songs on what's the story are don't look back in anger and wonderwall

[Daisy1903]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Agree re Neil Diamond. Great singer , great songwriter and a great entertainer. 

Someone with that many songs is always going to have a fair amount of shite but there's some belters in there. Holly Holy is immense

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It thought it was just me that hated that. The Duk version sounds racist like chants from the 80s. 

Sounds more like the Zulu battle chant from the film Rorke's Drift min.

[Awayfromhomered]

10 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Bet theres a couple of lads on here who put these ‘classics’ on playlists. Alongside stuff like:

dont look back in anger/oasis

stereophonics

killers

 

100% there will be.

Must be another thread on here somewhere,  CBA looking - music you shouldn't like, but do. 

Keep on moving by five,  should hate it, they're a bunch of useless cunts, but for some reason I don't mind it.

[Daisy1903]

9 minutes ago, Awayfromhomered said:

100% there will be.

Must be another thread on here somewhere,  CBA looking - music you shouldn't like, but do. 

Keep on moving by five,  should hate it, they're a bunch of useless cunts, but for some reason I don't mind it.

@Bebo take care of him please 😉

[Daisy1903]

9 minutes ago, Awayfromhomered said:

100% there will be.

Must be another thread on here somewhere,  CBA looking - music you shouldn't like, but do. 

Keep on moving by five,  should hate it, they're a bunch of useless cunts, but for some reason I don't mind it.

I always liked All Saints first album

[Daisy1903]

26 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Bet theres a couple of lads on here who put these ‘classics’ on playlists. Alongside stuff like:

dont look back in anger/oasis

stereophonics

killers

 

Keane, Snow Patrol, Athlete, David Gray, The Thrills. The most bland/dull/boring music I've ever heard

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Wasn't even on in my local.

My local doesn't have Viaplay so couldn't watch the Scotland game there. Had no idea there was rugby on at the same time or the Rock would've been swerved. It was also the warmest pub ive ever been in, unbearable.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Daisy1903 said:

Keane, Snow Patrol, Athlete, David Gray, The Thrills. The most bland/dull/boring music I've ever heard

You missed out Coldplay.  

[Dad]

Scouting for lassies

Embarrassing useless bastards

 

If memory serves, they got their break thanks to that fuckwit from blur, the floppy haired fuckwit - cheers for that Alex you cunt 🖕

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

20 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

My local doesn't have Viaplay so couldn't watch the Scotland game there. Had no idea there was rugby on at the same time or the Rock would've been swerved. It was also the warmest pub ive ever been in, unbearable.

Plus the fake rugby enthusiasts, who don't know fuck all about the rules of the game but make on they know what they are talking about, talk posh, are CAMRA members, and think they are a class above a football supporter.

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Plus the fake rugby enthusiasts, who don't know fuck all about the rules of the game but make on they know what they are talking about, talk posh, are CAMRA members, and think they are a class above a football supporter.

Aye, these are the cunts that play drinkin' games like shittin' in a pint and neckin' the stuff.  Hooooh raaahh, jolly japes.  Fuckin fat beardy, shite breathed, retarded cretins.

[Daisy1903]

39 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

You missed out Coldplay.  

Coldplay should be on the list twice as they resurrected Embrace after they died the first time

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Daisy1903 said:

Coldplay should be on the list twice as they resurrected Embrace after they died the first time

They should be dumped in the middle of the English channel in a rubber boat, surrounded by folk on real boats with air rifles.

Now, there's a thought.......   

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Aye, these are the cunts that play drinkin' games like shittin' in a pint and neckin' the stuff.  Hooooh raaahh, jolly japes.  Fuckin fat beardy, shite breathed, retarded cretins.

Fully agree min.

My former local always used to make a point of televising any game the Scotland rugby union team were playing and the place would be awash of clientele of the ilk you describe.

The collective din when a try was nearly scored or scored was a socially-accepted act of noise pollution.

However, any time I had a reaction to AFC scoring when in the hostelry was greeted with scorn and unwarranted derisory comments.

Nobody else was singled out. The paedophilic mob supporters and RIFC fans could react as they wished without comment when their filth were on the telly.

Cue sneering, slimy remark......"You would think it's a case of life or death" (My response..."Aye. it is you prick.:)

Just one of many pitiful comments I've received over the years anytine when the Famous scored.

[WesthillWanderersFC]

Women at cashline machines.

FFS, get your money & get out the way. 

Fuck me, it’s like they’re playing a game of on-line chess. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Credit reference agencies. What's the point of their existence?

Inaccuracies, discrepancies, and colouring book information held illegitimately on your credit file. 

[Daisy1903]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Fully agree min.

My former local always used to make a point of televising any game the Scotland rugby union team were playing and the place would be awash of clientele of the ilk you describe.

The collective din when a try was nearly scored or scored was a socially-accepted act of noise pollution.

However, any time I had a reaction to AFC scoring when in the hostelry was greeted with scorn and unwarranted derisory comments.

Nobody else was singled out. The paedophilic mob supporters and RIFC fans could react as they wished without comment when their filth were on the telly.

Cue sneering, slimy remark......"You would think it's a case of life or death" (My response..."Aye. it is you prick.:)

Just one of many pitiful comments I've received over the years anytine when the Famous scored.

It's more important than that. Allegedly

[Parklife]

5 hours ago, elephantstone78 said:

People that use phrases like:

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[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Daisy1903 said:

It's more important than that. Allegedly

William Shankly had a very valid point.

Football is a great leveller/common bond in life and is a form of escapism from life's mundanity. 

Aberdeen FC has been extremely important to me and my family during the course of our lives and I'm sure it has been for thousands of fellow Dandies supporters and their families. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Is this another game of Guess Who?