Pet Hates

[Beachend Bootboy]

21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Great at being white pigeons.

It's great bein' white anything.  Nae a whiter tho.  No. No😉

[sigh]

Fly tippin

Although, judging by the ordeal at the local cooncil tip at the weekend I can see why there's an increase in fly tipping

Have you checked in - yes, - can I see your confirmation - no, it was my wifes phone, but its booked under the car reg - well, if you dont have the confirmation then I'm not sure we can let you in - you have a list of car registrations, due at this time, check if mine is on and then I'm good to go

Eventually get in

Timber chairs, into the wood pile - err, no, they have to go in the furniture pile

Scooter - put it in the bike container

Ski's - into the bike container - no, general rubbish with them

Tins of paint - have you emptied them we cant take cans of half filled paint tine - I'm no opening them, they are going in the general waste, - lots of mumbling

Hedge trimmer - not in the general waste, it has to go in the electrical section - its a petrol trimmer - oh well, then it has to go in the special container waaaaaaaaaay over there

Wood splitting axe - in teh "tools" section, apparently not, to go in the general waste section

Cooncil dump workers - feck me, will think twice about going back to the tip, cannae be doing with fly tipping but there has to be a better alternative then dealing with these lazy feckwits

 

 

[NEM]

Where are you meant to empty paint tins?

[Awayfromhomered]

12 minutes ago, sigh said:

Fly tippin

Although, judging by the ordeal at the local cooncil tip at the weekend I can see why there's an increase in fly tipping

Have you checked in - yes, - can I see your confirmation - no, it was my wifes phone, but its booked under the car reg - well, if you dont have the confirmation then I'm not sure we can let you in - you have a list of car registrations, due at this time, check if mine is on and then I'm good to go

Eventually get in

Timber chairs, into the wood pile - err, no, they have to go in the furniture pile

Scooter - put it in the bike container

Ski's - into the bike container - no, general rubbish with them

Tins of paint - have you emptied them we cant take cans of half filled paint tine - I'm no opening them, they are going in the general waste, - lots of mumbling

Hedge trimmer - not in the general waste, it has to go in the electrical section - its a petrol trimmer - oh well, then it has to go in the special container waaaaaaaaaay over there

Wood splitting axe - in teh "tools" section, apparently not, to go in the general waste section

Cooncil dump workers - feck me, will think twice about going back to the tip, cannae be doing with fly tipping but there has to be a better alternative then dealing with these lazy feckwits

 

 

Hardly makes you want to do the right thing, next time just dump it in Woodside somewhere 👍

Similar to you I've been sorting my garden too. £230 for a skip! I'd do the same as you if I didn't also have an old shed to dispose of.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

33 minutes ago, sigh said:

Fly tippin

Although, judging by the ordeal at the local cooncil tip at the weekend I can see why there's an increase in fly tipping

Have you checked in - yes, - can I see your confirmation - no, it was my wifes phone, but its booked under the car reg - well, if you dont have the confirmation then I'm not sure we can let you in - you have a list of car registrations, due at this time, check if mine is on and then I'm good to go

Eventually get in

Timber chairs, into the wood pile - err, no, they have to go in the furniture pile

Scooter - put it in the bike container

Ski's - into the bike container - no, general rubbish with them

Tins of paint - have you emptied them we cant take cans of half filled paint tine - I'm no opening them, they are going in the general waste, - lots of mumbling

Hedge trimmer - not in the general waste, it has to go in the electrical section - its a petrol trimmer - oh well, then it has to go in the special container waaaaaaaaaay over there

Wood splitting axe - in teh "tools" section, apparently not, to go in the general waste section

Cooncil dump workers - feck me, will think twice about going back to the tip, cannae be doing with fly tipping but there has to be a better alternative then dealing with these lazy feckwits

 

 

These cunts need a fuckin hoof.  At the end of the day they are scaffies.

I drink mainly Costco 40 pack bottled water so my designated bin was full of their empty plastic bottles.  I laid the plastic wrappin' from said bottles over the top of the bottles in the bin and the cunts refused to empty the bin because of the wrappin'. Utter cunts.

It all gets piled together at their yard any how.

Fuck their recyclin'.  Farce.

[sigh]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

These cunts need a fuckin hoof.  At the end of the day they are scaffies.

I drink mainly Costco 40 pack bottled water so my designated bin was full of their empty plastic bottles.  I laid the plastic wrappin' from said bottles over the top of the bottles in the bin and the cunts refused to empty the bin because of the wrappin'. Utter cunts.

It all gets piled together at their yard any how.

Fuck their recyclin'.  Farce.

Whits wrong with tap water?

Just refil yer water bottle frae the tap if you feel the need to sook yer drink from a bottle

 

[NEM]

13 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

These cunts need a fuckin hoof.  At the end of the day they are scaffies.

I drink mainly Costco 40 pack bottled water so my designated bin was full of their empty plastic bottles.  I laid the plastic wrappin' from said bottles over the top of the bottles in the bin and the cunts refused to empty the bin because of the wrappin'. Utter cunts.

It all gets piled together at their yard any how.

Fuck their recyclin'.  Farce.

It's you that needs the fucking hoof!

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, sigh said:

Whits wrong with tap water?

Just refil yer water bottle frae the tap if you feel the need to sook yer drink from a bottle

 

Cunts who live in Scotland and buy bottled water are total thickos. 

[sigh]

15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Wasn’t Greenhaggs by any chance ? 

No, but they are all much of a muchness I reckon - staffed by lazy overzelous thick people who realise that this is their one opportunity to get one over people

[BrianFaePerth]

9 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Cunts who live in Scotland are total thickos. 

Indeed

[Howard Marks]

I used to like bottled water.

Then they changed they recipe.

[Beachend Bootboy]

15 minutes ago, sigh said:

Whits wrong with tap water?

Just refil yer water bottle frae the tap if you feel the need to sook yer drink from a bottle

 

Often do that as well.

Bottled water is better for the motorhome too.  Never use the fresh water tank water unless it's boiled first, especially if I fill the tank on a site.

Costco's own water is about £4.50 for 40 bottles or somethin'.  Nae biggie.

Personal choice.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

19 minutes ago, NEM said:

It's you that needs the fucking hoof!

You the man for that?

.........or a scaffie?

[Howard Marks]

Very late people.

In business time is almost literally money.

[JumboJET]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Often do that as well.

Bottled water is better for the motorhome too.  Never use the fresh water tank water unless it's boiled first, especially if I fill the tank on a site.

Costco's own water is about £4.50 for 40 bottles or somethin'.  Nae biggie.

Personal choice.

 

The "motorhome" in question...

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

The "motorhome" in question...

That's a fuckin caravan.   Come on min.

[Reed or deed]

2 hours ago, sigh said:

Fly tippin

Although, judging by the ordeal at the local cooncil tip at the weekend I can see why there's an increase in fly tipping

Have you checked in - yes, - can I see your confirmation - no, it was my wifes phone, but its booked under the car reg - well, if you dont have the confirmation then I'm not sure we can let you in - you have a list of car registrations, due at this time, check if mine is on and then I'm good to go

Eventually get in

Timber chairs, into the wood pile - err, no, they have to go in the furniture pile

Scooter - put it in the bike container

Ski's - into the bike container - no, general rubbish with them

Tins of paint - have you emptied them we cant take cans of half filled paint tine - I'm no opening them, they are going in the general waste, - lots of mumbling

Hedge trimmer - not in the general waste, it has to go in the electrical section - its a petrol trimmer - oh well, then it has to go in the special container waaaaaaaaaay over there

Wood splitting axe - in teh "tools" section, apparently not, to go in the general waste section

Cooncil dump workers - feck me, will think twice about going back to the tip, cannae be doing with fly tipping but there has to be a better alternative then dealing with these lazy feckwits

 

 

I would say if anybody is thick it’s you.

You can’t even tell the difference between one thing and another.

You think you can just rock up at the tip all blazé and just throw everything in one skip cos you can’t be arsed sorting stuff out.

It’s people like you who are the problem.

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, NEM said:

Where are you meant to empty paint tins?

Onto the driveway of the boy in Peterhead with the hun badge on it

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Cunts who live in Scotland and buy bottled water are total thickos. 

Nice to see you still showin' an interest.

Lolz.

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

4 hours ago, sigh said:

Fly tippin

Although, judging by the ordeal at the local cooncil tip at the weekend I can see why there's an increase in fly tipping

Have you checked in - yes, - can I see your confirmation - no, it was my wifes phone, but its booked under the car reg - well, if you dont have the confirmation then I'm not sure we can let you in - you have a list of car registrations, due at this time, check if mine is on and then I'm good to go

Eventually get in

Timber chairs, into the wood pile - err, no, they have to go in the furniture pile

Scooter - put it in the bike container

Ski's - into the bike container - no, general rubbish with them

Tins of paint - have you emptied them we cant take cans of half filled paint tine - I'm no opening them, they are going in the general waste, - lots of mumbling

Hedge trimmer - not in the general waste, it has to go in the electrical section - its a petrol trimmer - oh well, then it has to go in the special container waaaaaaaaaay over there

Wood splitting axe - in teh "tools" section, apparently not, to go in the general waste section

Cooncil dump workers - feck me, will think twice about going back to the tip, cannae be doing with fly tipping but there has to be a better alternative then dealing with these lazy feckwits

 

 

Yep, those fuckers are a classic example of the job on offer if you don't stick in at school. 

[Daisy1903]

3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I drink San Pelligrino sparkling water with a dash of Lime Cordial 

Only use tap water to wash my arsehole or brush my teeth 

Hopefully you change the water between those 2 tasks

Edit: Hanzo beat me to it

[sigh]

1 hour ago, Reed or deed said:

I would say if anybody is thick it’s you.

You can’t even tell the difference between one thing and another.

You think you can just rock up at the tip all blazé and just throw everything in one skip cos you can’t be arsed sorting stuff out.

It’s people like you who are the problem.

Spot the scaffie 😝

[Daisy1903]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

That's a fuckin caravan.   Come on min.

That's what Parky said before Fridge shat it

[Beachend Bootboy]

26 minutes ago, Daisy1903 said:

That's what Parky said before Fridge shat it

Was the other way about iirc. 

Porko is a shitter.  All mouth and no substance.  Pity he won't see this. Ha ha. 'Course he will.

Aye.  Shitter big style.

PS:

That fuckin' 1903 cunt that hings oot his erse is nae better.  Fuckin' sheepie nob.

Dildo😂

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

Onto the driveway of the boy in Peterhead with the hun badge on it

He bides I'm my hame toon min......

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/10632184/rangers-fan-home-badge-driveway/

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

He bides I'm my hame toon min......

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/10632184/rangers-fan-home-badge-driveway/

 

You hiv some weirdos up your neck o the wids richt enough.

[Bluto10]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

Onto the driveway of the boy in Peterhead with the hun badge on it

 

3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

He bides I'm my hame toon min......

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/10632184/rangers-fan-home-badge-driveway/

 

 

same thing is it not? 

[Dom Sullivan]

20 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

He bides I'm my hame toon min......

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/10632184/rangers-fan-home-badge-driveway/

 

You know what to do

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

17 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

 

 

same thing is it not? 

That's like you saying you're "from town" but you're actually fae Ellon min.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Dom Sullivan said:

You know what to do

I'm sorely tempted min. Nothing a consignment of white spirit, followed with use of a Swan Vista match or two, wouldn't sort out. 

It's a blight on the landscape.