Pet Hates

[Beachend Bootboy]

Cunts that are not American usin' mainly monosyllabic Americanisms like dude, nerd, dweeb (especially dweeb), ass (instead of arse or erse), dork, bro etc etc.  

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Is this another game of Guess Who? 

It's a different non reflective from his avatar tho.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

13 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Cunts that are not American usin' mainly monosyllabic Americanisms like dude, nerd, dweeb (especially dweeb), ass (instead of arse or erse), dork etc etc.  

It is fucking excruciatingly cringeworthy when folk from our nation use that term. 

Ass is a type of donkey for fucks sake.

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It is fucking excruciatingly cringeworthy when folk from our nation use that term. 

Ass is type of donkey for fucks sake.

Aye, these fuckers know who they are.  

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

It's a different non reflective from his avatar tho.

Have they got a nose? Yes

Have they got a mouth? Yes

Have they got two ears? Hard to tell.

Do they have a chin or chin-neck? A chin.

What colour of skin do they have? No comment.

(Fuck me, this is going to be a long game.) 😄

[redstrummer]

13 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Cunts that are not American usin' mainly monosyllabic Americanisms like dude, nerd, dweeb (especially dweeb), ass (instead of arse or erse), dork, bro etc etc.  

10-4 buddy 

[manboobs109]

Dude is alright. Not having that as an Americanism.

[Redforever86]

Whasssaaauuuupppp

[Parklife]

24 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Is this another game of Guess Who? 

That's X, min. 

[Ke1t]

20 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It is fucking excruciatingly cringeworthy when folk from our nation use that term. 

Ass is a type of donkey for fucks sake.

Ass is the superior term to arse.

Bitch-ass, punk-ass, motherfuckin' ass-fuckin... while sounding like stuff a 70s Harlem pimp might day still work better as hyphenated expletives than arse.

Shite, however, is superior to shit in all instances.

[Beachend Bootboy]

The fuckin' mongs all expose themselves.  Lol.  All so predictable.

Fuds.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

21 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Ass is the superior term to arse.

Bitch-ass, punk-ass, motherfuckin' ass-fuckin... while sounding like stuff a 70s Harlem pimp might day still work better as hyphenated expletives than arse.

Shite, however, is superior to shit in all instances.

I agree with your last point min.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

29 minutes ago, Parklife said:

That's X, min. 

Na. That wasn't a picture of Malcolm Little, AKA Malcolm X. He never had dreadlocks.

[styrofoamplates]

31 minutes ago, Parklife said:

That's X, min. 

That's no X min. 

There's only one X. 

[Ke1t]

Just now, styrofoamplates said:

That's no X min. 

There's only one X. 

Has a look like he's gon give it to ya. 

 

[manboobs109]

47 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

The fuckin' mongs all expose themselves.  Lol.  All so predictable.

Fuds.

You've just made yourself a powerful enemy BB

[Hoofball]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Cunts that are not American usin' mainly monosyllabic Americanisms like dude, nerd, dweeb (especially dweeb), ass (instead of arse or erse), dork, bro etc etc.  

 

But is that worse than fam, blud and bruv etc. that you hear from the London lot

[Beachend Bootboy]

26 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

 

But is that worse than fam, blud and bruv etc. that you hear from the London lot

All the same.  Americanised shite.

[Beachend Bootboy]

27 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

You've just made yourself a powerful enemy BB

Who?

Oops.  Just un-dildoed you😁👍

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, styrofoamplates said:

That's no X min. 

There's only one X. 

What a fucking hero that man is ❤️

[Simply Red]

36 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

 

But is that worse than fam, blud and bruv etc. that you hear from the London lot

London Yardie vocab getting used by white people (white minks) is intolerable

Northfield neds for example

”man disni gee a fuck aboot nae po-po  ken, man’ll blaze bare weed farivir he wints min bro ken”

 

[Redforever86]

11 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

London Yardie vocab getting used by white people (white minks) is intolerable

Northfield neds for example

”man disni gee a fuck aboot nae po-po  ken, man’ll blaze bare weed farivir he wints min bro ken”

 

Bruv sounds like a ledge min innit

[Hoofball]

50 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

All the same.  Americanised shite.

Nah, I’m with @Simply Red Yardie talk is ten times worse than those Americanisms. 
 

29 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

London Yardie vocab getting used by white people (white minks) is intolerable

Northfield neds for example

”man disni gee a fuck aboot nae po-po  ken, man’ll blaze bare weed farivir he wints min bro ken”

 

Should get the shit kicked out of them for talking that shite

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, Hoofball said:

Nah, I’m with @Simply Red Yardie talk is ten times worse than those Americanisms. 
 

Should get the shit kicked out of them for talking that shite

Correct

Anyone who hears it - immediate aids of the ear. Nae fine fam

[Don Fonte]

3 hours ago, Parklife said:

Seen him in concert. Was pretty shit.

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Seen him in concert. Was pretty shit.

Looks like he's curlin' one out right there.

[Beachend Bootboy]

27 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

Nah, I’m with @Simply Red Yardie talk is ten times worse than those Americanisms. 
 

Should get the shit kicked out of them for talking that shite

I don't disagree as such. 

I've heard local junkie hoor bitches in the toon workin' for the West Mids blacks sayin' things like bumboclatt and rassclatt.  I'd hope they've all OD'd and shuffled off.  Dirty slags.

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I don't disagree as such. 

I've heard local junkie hoor bitches in the toon workin' for the West Mids blacks sayin' things like bumboclatt and rassclatt.  I'd hope they've all OD'd and shuffled off.  Dirty slags.

Any of them a good ride?

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Any of them a good ride?

😱🤢🤮

I've had a few howlers in me time but never a hoor or a junkie.

[Hoofball]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I don't disagree as such. 

I've heard local junkie hoor bitches in the toon workin' for the West Mids blacks sayin' things like bumboclatt and rassclatt.  I'd hope they've all OD'd and shuffled off.  Dirty slags.

That’s different again BB.
Dis bruv, is a fam ting. Yeh bruv, I no wat you mean blud. 
It’s a fucking abomination and used by the ned cunts and not the junkies. It’ll make you want to punch fuck out the ned cunt saying it if you hear them.