Fridge Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 The X dials Supernatural program investigating why no matter who much anyone hates their ex birds, if one of them calls they will inexplicably have sex with them. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 The Bluto Files Bluto stars as himself, playing an alcoholic private investigatorBloody useless, he is (much like the useless fat cunt that Nolte hired in Cape Fear and got his throat cut by De Niro in drag with Piano wire)Edit - Bluto pulls out of the roll after the Pilot Episode and is replaced by Devin RatrayHold on, that would be a remake of a remake that had the original actors in it, would you have Nolte and De Niro appearing alongside Blutmeister? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 The BoD couple. Dazzy and Ollie pump each other while waxing lyrically about Oldie. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 The God Couple. Clydesides neighbours regale stories of living next door to a fud. 1 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 an ellon werewolf in delft glampin in the wids oan the ootskirts eh delft bluto waks up in the middle eh the nicht wi a thirst. heads oot intae the forest tae find a bevvy n is set upon fae a pack eh 30 wolves n gang raped. cunt waks up in the morn in the scud n gaes back tae ez glampin site n mounts ez missus.. ez taein oan the same savage ridin style as the wolves, ez missus screams tae git him aff n ez thrown aff the site fir bein bevvied n heads back hame alane tae ez basket in the utility rim 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 an ellon werewolf in delft glampin in the wids oan the ootskirts eh delft bluto waks up in the middle eh the nicht wi a thirst. heads oot intae the forest tae find a bevvy n is set upon fae a pack eh 30 wolves n gang raped. cunt waks up in the morn in the scud n gaes back tae ez glampin site n mounts ez missus.. ez taein oan the same savage ridin style as the wolves, ez missus screams tae git him aff n ez thrown aff the site fir bein bevvied n heads back hame alane tae ez basket in the utility rim Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Nae even sure I understand mist of that but I did piss myself laughing! Link to comment
Mr blackie Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Arabian knight riderIntrepid tales of a head to toe leather clad dundonian, driving a tr7 with red LEDs scouring about outside nae necks and doon the local canal looking for refugee Romanians/Bulgarians of a rare vintage buzzing gas. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Arabian Knight Rider Biography of auld Jim the tramp and his sex life. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Arabian Knight Rydell High AK teaches Olivia Newton John to speak and sing like himsel whilst John travolta sacrifices his children for Scientology in the background Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 I just really hope it isn't Rumpus Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Piss my fucking kecks at it. hahahaha. Well done AK, you help Gays save money on his heating bill. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Silent Titmuss.While showering her backdoor with a lethal timetunnel inducing combination of toothpaste, Vim and dairyLea cheese, curvy trollop Abby Titmuss finds herself transported back in time and onto the silver screen as Ben Turpins love interest in a classic black and white silent film. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Silent (and) Witless The sad story of the demise of Ricksen. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Violent Witness Boof gets done for his mouse’s ear commment, all members of the Hat get pulled in as witnesses. Judge is a Hun. Chaos ensues. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Willo the wasp. Documentary following Flood after he signs for Alloa. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Two pints of Shergar and a packet of lisps. A stolen horse gets liquidised and a chat show host gets chopped into slices and oven baked into a pub snack. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Two parts of Sadiq Khan and a paki getting snipped Tommy Robinson performs a circumcision on the London Mayor with racial undertones. Moobs is the assistant Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Two pints of Shergar and a packet of lisps. A stolen horse gets liquidised and a chat show host gets chopped into slices and oven baked into a pub snack. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Silent (and) Witless The sad story of the demise of Ricksen. Sad? Link to comment
Mr blackie Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Pebble dash the Dutch mill at 1 Heavyweight battle in the dutcher bogsRed corner: bad_mobby filled with home made stovies, Thai food, chicken casserole weissbier and wine Blu corner: bluto filled with bitterballen, various cheeses, nuts, olives Belgium tripels and a neverending bottle o gin Winner tbd (to be decided) by guest referee hairy pie Results posted on the longest shite thread Bad_mobby to get 2 public warnings for pissing in the sinks and snorting chinger in the bogs instead o shiten. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 The Beechwood Garden.......some special posters from the Hat shuffle around the grounds, some celebrations when they manage to piss or shit somewhere other than their trousers. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 The Bykergrove Garden Ant MacParland sitting on a bench alone drinking straight vodka, tears roll down his cheeks as he clutches a set of old car keys and the weeds grow up around him. 2 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Fuck you sayin Bo?Think you upset Spuggy there Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Is this your wife? Michael Aspel explores the mystery around who exactly handed out a blowjob to Fridge on May Day in the snuggery. Was it indeed Dazzy Deffs Spouse? Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 This is your wife Apologetic Fridge takes the lassie home and hands over a 6 pack of beer and a voucher for the club shop. Sheepishly retreats and everybody moves on. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 The Antique Cunt Show Old lassies show off their cunts in a race to discover the best aged cunt. Link to comment
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