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Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet


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Big Break

 

Jim Davidson gets pished out of his face showing clips of football injuries. Durrant stars.

 

Virgo speaks some utter pish pretending he was good at snooker and breaks down to admitting that he’s under a court order to stop stalking Hazel Irvine.

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Cracker

 

Top brain doctor Robbie Coltrane interviews MT to see what in the world of fuck he is talking about most of the time.

 

Eventually concludes there is no explanation and fucks off for a pint to smash his face off a table.

 

End credits have a lobster waving.

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The Evening Sexpest

 

Story of a predator newsagent with an unhealthy interest in paperboys. The shopkeeper followed in the footsteps of another newsagent from his hood.

 

Episode 1 the newsagent is doing well but eyebrows are raised when the local newsagent gets banned from the Malt Mill & the local Willie hills because of concerns.

 

Episode 2 a touching incident leads to the wife forcing the shopkeeper to move to the country or else.

 

Episode 3 nothing better than a remote hotel and some cheap spy cameras.

Crikey.

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