Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet

[manboobs109]

Anne's Breeks Roadshow

 

@@manboobs109 takes a pair of spunk-stained women's' trousers on a tour of the pubs of Dundee and Broughty Ferry in an attempt to prove he did indeed shag Anne off Neighbours in London in the late nineties.

It's generally accepted that I did shag her now so no real need. Also Broughty Ferry is part of Dundee.

[manboobs109]

And I spunked on her tits

[eeps]

Worzels Rummage

 

Follow the ageing comedy country band as they attempt to survive having fallen on hard times. Moving from street to street and town to town in Somerset looking through bins hoping to find something to eat or drink. Marvel as they pass out, piss themselves and shit their pants in the strangest places.

[Guest milne_afc]

And I spunked on her tits

I wonder if your old mucker ever got a response from her agent?

[Henry]

And I spunked on her tits

That wouldn’t have worked with my programme though.

 

I thought you’d humped her a cupboard, but may be mistaken.

[Fridge]

Anne's Breeks Roadshow

 

@@manboobs109 takes a pair of spunk-stained women's' trousers on a tour of the pubs of Dundee and Broughty Ferry in an attempt to prove he did indeed shag Anne off Neighbours in London in the late nineties.

Fan Cliques Mowed Show

 

A member of the hat loses it and drives on the pavement outside the Foundry one match day mowing down all in sight.

 

Police don’t investigate as no fuck is given.

[Poodler]

That's brilliant

[Redforever86]

I’ve been trying to make a decent web invoking Mozambique and cheese pipes fir days.

[Redforever86]

Eeeeeen

[ebbe]

Saved by the smell.

 

Several people get knocked out and are at severe risk of death but BrianfaePerth comes along using his BO as smelling salts.

How did this slip through the net. Hahaha

[Studebaker-90]

Shrubs

 

Fly on the wall documentary following several known perverts spying on their neighbours whilst masturbating

 

First episode starring John Leslie

[Arabian Knight]

collums world

 

willie collum travels thru aw dimensions eh eh space n time n ends up it the star wars bar.. swaggers in- disgusted it the state eh the cunts.tells thim tae sort thimsels oot n try n be mare normal

zapped back intae the earth dimension n e wis in the hertz dugoot aw alang

[Bluto10]

Texas

 

a little know Scottish outfit cling onto the coattails of one of the greatest bands that never were

[Redforever86]

Watersportscene.

 

All the fun fae the utility room as bluto gets hosed.

[Bluto10]

^^^ did noooo read that

[Fridge]

How did this slip through the net. Hahaha

Saved by the Bellend.

 

Documentary on Old Firm keepers. Both Andy Gorams appear in the opening credits.

[Mr blackie]

Rod hull & Emo

 

Afc chat gothic hero kelt handing out some posthumous advice on how to climb a ladder and fix a tv aerial without falling. RIP Rod

 

Nothing a brisk walk cannot fix

[Fridge]

You’ve been maimed.

 

Jeremy Beadle presents clips of home videos of Huns suffering horrific life changing accidents. Durrant doesn’t get his money as it is deemed he staged it.

[Chewie37]

RyanJackanory a Hun snake caught on camera telling lies to DM, cunt

[Mr blackie]

Uphill gardeners world

 

Fonte Don regales tales of ploughing furrows oop north and chutney ferreting in the beech grove gardens.

[Fridge]

Prisoner Smell Block Mate

 

Bri gets jailed for crimes against the atmosphere

 

Ends becoming top dog with a swimming pool and ordered 10 years of deodorant community service

[Don Fonte]

Uphill gardeners world

 

Fonte Don regales tales of ploughing furrows oop north and chutney ferreting in the beech grove gardens.

Hahahaha

[Studebaker-90]

And I spunked on her tits

Every time I open this thread I’m greeted with this

[Studebaker-90]

Meal or no meal.

 

Documentary following the trials and tribulations of Bobby Sands in prison.

[Henry]

Wheel or no wheel

 

Studebaker entrusts his wife with parking the car.

[Studebaker-90]

Hahahahahahaha

[shut up meg]

collums world

willie collum travels thru aw dimensions eh eh space n time n ends up it the star wars bar.. swaggers in- disgusted it the state eh the cunts.tells thim tae sort thimsels oot n try n be mare normal

zapped back intae the earth dimension n e wis in the hertz dugoot aw alang

And at the end, awards a pen to celtic

[Studebaker-90]

Strange Pill

 

Fly on the wall documentary following poodler on a day session whilst he samples various unknown narcotics

[eeps]

Strange Pill

 

Fly on the wall documentary following poodler on a day session whilst he samples various unknown narcotics

To be fair fucked up folks tend to think themselves far more interesting than they actually are (myself included). Don't think that's going to work unless some kind of intrigue is involved, like an unexpected murder

[Fridge]

@@Police