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Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet


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The Evening Sexpest

 

Story of a predator newsagent with an unhealthy interest in paperboys. The shopkeeper followed in the footsteps of another newsagent from his hood.

 

Episode 1 the newsagent is doing well but eyebrows are raised when the local newsagent gets banned from the Malt Mill & the local Willie hills because of concerns.

 

Episode 2 a touching incident leads to the wife forcing the shopkeeper to move to the country or else.

 

Episode 3 nothing better than a remote hotel and some cheap spy cameras.

Hahaha. Quite a targeted attack that

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The Life of Brian

 

From his humble beginnings being born out of the arse of skunk in dundee, through the developmental years spoiling the crisp clean air of norway - we hear the stories of the journey to the current glory days of causing aussie natives to shriek 'strewth me facking nose airs are curln ahp mate'.

 

 

Terrible. Not a TV show for starters and hasn't altered any of the title.

 

Get to fuck.

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Bocelli Addicts

 

4 obsessed fans of blind opera star Andrea Bocelli are released into a maze, with one objective: find blind opera star Andrea Bocelli; who has been lowered into the centre of the maze by helicopter (expertly driven by a contestant of Heli Addicts)... his blind man tools confiscated (white stick / guide doggy).

 

Winner gets to fuck him.

Terrible.

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