scarlet pimpernel Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Deep Throat Ten Tup gives head to ten buffed oiled-up hunks. would it be set in the north east ? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 would it be set in the north east ? it could be.the main theme is the lewd graophic shots of mens willys, location is not so important. Link to comment
tup Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Popeye the Movie. Bluto plays (with) himself, all mouth and no trousers, trying his damndest to get his Nat King fae Olive Oil, and predictably failing miserably. Popeye drinks him under the table, tans some spinach, and knocks f**k out of the bearded loser for the umpteenth time. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Grump Old Man sequal to the film grumpy old men but this time not funny.its centred around a day in the slow-paced life of tup. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Songs of Gays Every week a new group of homosexuals get together to sing their favourite anti-straight songs at their local gay bar. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 An Idiot Aboard. Karl Pilkington takes a break and lets Tup take over. Link to comment
tup Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 An Idiot Aboard. Karl Pilkington takes a break and lets Tup take over. I'm sure you mean Abroad. I've never abroad for some time. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I'm sure you mean Abroad. I've never abroad for some time. No I mean aboard. The original is abroad and this is the new version. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Confessions of a Window Cleaner Not to be confused with the 70's styled porn, but a program where they speak with Window Lickers to describe their favourite types of glass, wether it be frosted, double glazed, with/without condensation or colour preference. Spot The Dog A bit like Where's Wally, but with a picture of hundreds of hotties and one munter lingering in the picture somewhere. This could also be reversed and played in real life while out and about in Aberdeen! Horse Whisperers Man whispers things into horses ear, out of earshot of mics and contestants have to guess by the horses reaction what he is saying. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Britton(s) empty Holmes Fern Britton, celebrity husband Phil and Eamonn Holmes star is this low budget porn flick. It's BJ tastic action all the way as Fern does Eamonn in ways that Phil can only dream about. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 Red Nose Day - a fly on the wall look at sour faced, referee hating, forelock tugging, weegie piss-head Alex 'fergie' Ferguson. We see how he gets on with the 3 hour wait at the podiatrists, chortles-a-plenty as he tries to use the self service tills in Tesco and just how will he react when he finds out that the Polish window cleaner has scratched his mobility scooter? Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 Lemmy's Show - the painfully unfunny sketches continue, join the wart faced, monster of rock as the hilarity is still nowhere to be found. Link to comment
tup Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Hugh min, Plan it. Documentary set in the Masonic Lodge. Ex-ref Hugh Dallas plots revenge on the fenian b*stards responsible for his sacking by the SFA. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Hugh min, Plan it. Documentary set in the Masonic Lodge. Ex-ref Hugh Dallas plots revenge on the fenian b*stards responsible for his sacking by the SFA. Very good indeed. Cherry Mason Canadian Ice Hockey commentator Don Cherry plays sleuth detective Perry Mason in a new series. As with all good Mason practices, in most episodes, the identity of the guilty party is discovered without an actual trial being held. Don Cherry Perry Mason Link to comment
tup Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Cheer Bandits A cross between Cheers and Time Bandits, where Woody Harrelson eschews his hard man image for gay sex with a handful of vertically challenged dwarves, all done whilst time travelling. Link to comment
dervish Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Rain-man Bo Bo the local homeless nut case shows you how those tins of special vat get got. The cut and thrust... and thrust ad infinitum, of homeless homosexual prostitution laid bare. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Total Wipeout Richard Hammond thoroughly wipes his arse after a mintal sh*t Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Scars in the Eyes Program about people with visal imparements and the lengths that they go to to fit into popular colture. Who's Jizz is it anyways? 5 couples, 5 vials of Jizz, Link to comment
tup Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 A Hauf and a Hoff. David Hasselhoff goes on a pub crawl of some rundown drinking holes in Glasgow, having a half pint and a nip in each bar. Link to comment
tup Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Syme Cards. Ex referee, and unabashed hun David Syme runs through a monologue of all the decisions he gave in favour of the mighty Glasgow Rangers FC during his distinguished career, and also baulks at the fact that cheating by referees appears to have been called into question in the modern era. Link to comment
tup Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Radiohead. In a harrowing documentary, similar to the shocking John Merrick (and Davie Dodds) inspired Elephant Man, Louis Theroux meets a family who's son was born with a transistor radio on top of his shoulders rather than a head. Episode 1 sees them take their plight to the Houses of Parliament where they meet David Cameron and the Governors of the BBC to protest at the Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Country File A look at the countries filing system and how one man claims to be able to revolutionise the system by using a huge machine thing that fills a room the size of a house. Apparently he aims to be able to share this information across the world using what can only be described as leads. Load of old bollocks, it will never catch on. Two and a Halve Smug b*stards Two brothers live together in a house, one of them has a child who is equally as smug. One of them acts looks and sounds like a raving homo, but pretends he isn't. The other is a womanizer and a druggy. Big breasted blondes come and go from the house, plenty of tinned laughter and a side plate of extra smug. Beep Beep Beep Documentary following Doreen and Cibil as they work the checkouts at their local Co-op. Episode 1 - Doreen finds a tin of spam that has been left at the side of the checkout and goes round the store in search for its home. Meanwhile, Cibil is attracting attention from the local talent, George and Cecil, 80 and 83 respectively, who have come in to get their P&J n reduced meats. Episode 2 - Drama in Store - Cibil, working on customer services, has been informed that one of the wee trolleys has been found in the river just down the road. She must find a way of getting that trolley back before her shift finishes at 7pm. Doreen has trouble picking off the new reduced labels they have started using. Link to comment
360 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Steve Irwin: Swimming with Stingrays Link to comment
tup Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 360o North. Lazy sponger fae Middlesbrough moves to Aiberdeen in search of an easy life, and appears to have achieved exactly that. Link to comment
360 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Dog The Bounty Hunter Dog searches for the never popular chocolate bar in newsagents across the country. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 TITWAS A simple but sure fire winner with the dads. Spit the Dog hold up pictures of 1980s dolly birds and the panellists have to pick out the corresponding breasts from a bunch of 50-60 year old somethings with their droopers plunging out from behind a tarpaulin Link to comment
tup Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Has any sick c**t ever bought a Red Bounty? Sickening, dark chocolate, rank. I dinna like normal chocolate but thon Bournville and all that jazz is beyond the pale. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Has any sick c**t ever bought a Red Bounty? Sickening, dark chocolate, rank. I dinna like normal chocolate but thon Bournville and all that jazz is beyond the pale. i had my first ever red bounty in about 20 years just the other day. dark chocolate is pretty good actually once you get used to it. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 i had my first ever red bounty in about 20 years just the other day. dark chocolate is pretty good actually once you get used to it. Link to comment
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