360 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 I'm cultured so I like dark chocolate. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 I'm cultured so I like dark chocolate. you like dark chocolate cogito ergo sum you are cultured Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 says monster munch boy. you need to learn the proper art of bar snacking. Link to comment
tup Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 I'm cultured so I like dark chocolate. Chocolate snobbery Chocolate is for s, full stop. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Gotta love the emot! Probably the most used one this year! Cash In the Attic Pat Cash gets locked in an attic for 6 weeks and his survival skills are tested each week with challenges for food and water. Link to comment
tup Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Tight Women, Loose Morals. A show about your everyday British bird, never buys a round of drinks, but will happily go up the road with any chap prepared to put his hand in his pocket the whole night. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Any program that doesn't have a raving as a main character who spends more time flapping about like a fairy than he does acting. Key or No Key 21 boxes, 2 arms attached to a torture device, 1 penis inside of a tube which is slowly getting tighter, 1 key.....Saw meets Deal or No Deal in this rivetting new TV Quiz show! Each week a contestant opens the box to reveal what they hope is a key....if they can get through all 20 boxes without revealing the key within the allocated time slot they have won the star prize!! Contestants include Jordan (I refuse to kall her KATIE....), Peter Andre, Simon Cowell, Jade Good....oh wait, Anyone who has been in big brother, i'm a "celebrity" or other pish reality show. Link to comment
Henry Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 A Question of Port Join Bluto as he repeatedly bores the bar staff titless in various watering holes, quizzing them on the relative merits of their range of ports and wines. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Chocolate snobbery Chocolate is for s, full stop. Why'd ye buy a Red Bounty then? Poooooof Link to comment
tup Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Meat or Greet A gameshow where squeamish arsed vegetarians have to eat meat of varying degrees of disgusting-ness in an eliminator. Set in an abbatoir in Buckie. Winner takes all. If you want out, you have to cry. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Battle Of Britain Documentary following a young white british male struggling through life in "New" Britain. He struggles to find work because he's not black, indian, polish, disabled or a female. Other struggles include: Calling a help desk to order Deadliest Dildos on Television X, but the guy on the other end speaks very little Engrish. University courses are more and more expensive, his sister on the other hand got into an IT course because it was "male dominated" and needed more females. Finding a house. Link to comment
tup Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Red or Dead. A documentary exploring the theory that folk born with ginger hair are paying for their sins in a past life. Presented by Glenn Hoddle and Eileen Drewery. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Red or Dead. A documentary exploring the theory that folk born with ginger hair are paying for their sins in a past life. Presented by Glenn Hoddle and Eileen Drewery.Don't worry....the poor souls ginger genes are dying out! Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 Saint & Greavsie. The popular England star returns to the box in this hard-hitting look at the history of the catholic church. This week he gets stuck into St Peter. Link to comment
Henry Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 It'll Be All White on the Night. Join StandFree1982 as he sees discrimination against the white man at every opportunity. Gaze on as he roars "WHAT IF I WAS A BLACK FEMALE LESBIAN SPASTIC EH?" down the phone at someone trying to doing their job at the other end, and struggles to deal with his own inadequacies, preferring to blame anyone different to himself. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Mongs of Praise A group of retards get together every sunday to pat each other on the back and to congratulate each other about the past weeks achievements. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 It'll Be All White on the Night. Join StandFree1982 as he sees discrimination against the white man at every opportunity. Gaze on as he roars "WHAT IF I WAS A BLACK FEMALE LESBIAN SPASTIC EH?" down the phone at someone trying to doing their job at the other end, and struggles to deal with his own inadequacies, preferring to blame anyone different to himself.Twice....nah every opportunity! The point is that the average joe in this country gets neglected! Women have been discriminated for years, blacks have been discriminated for years. The problem with this country is that we tend to swing the favour from one side to the other, without thinking "lets just make it the same" Still, i'd love to see the reaction to shouting that down a phoneline! Link to comment
tup Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Mongs of Praise A group of retards get together every sunday to pat each other on the back and to congratulate each other about the past weeks achievements. Oh yes, love it. Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dead or Black - A new game show with Ant n Dec from the mind of Simon Cowell where the winners either get cosmetic surgery to become black or get shot dead. I'm working on their catchphrase... Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 Dead or Black - A new game show with Ant n Dec from the mind of Simon Cowell where the winners either get cosmetic surgery to become black or get shot dead. I'm working on their catchphrase... No whitey, no likey? Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 I've gone with - in a Jim Bowen style - "You either black, or your dead - Cheryl Cole's a dirty slut in bed" Link to comment
seanthesheep Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Family misfortunes - Stories of dead beat families, feuding etc 3 pints of lager and a packet of rohypnol - Starring Alan Mcgregor Survival 2011 - Documentary on the homeless in Glasgow Beetles about - Documentary following the people who still own VW beetles You've been Framed - Starring the bird that accused David Goodwillie Link to comment
Henry Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 sh*te Van Man - the travails of a delivery driver who struggles with his utterly useless vehicle. Link to comment
seanthesheep Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Emma male - Transvestite farmers Mental Mickey - Reality show follows Neil Lennon The crapped on factor - People that have been sh*t on all through their lives Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 The Cripple Factor - The disabled take part in an obstacle course which pits forces them to crawl under a net, over a wall and along monkey bars. Hun House - Paddy Sharp hosts this new gameshow in which two teams of Rangers fans rummage around someones house looking for valuables to steal. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Family misfortunes - Stories of dead beat families, feuding etc 3 pints of lager and a packet of rohypnol - Starring Alan Mcgregor Survival 2011 - Documentary on the homeless in Glasgow Beetles about - Documentary following the people who still own VW beetles You've been Framed - Starring the bird that accused David Goodwillie Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Emmerdale Harm - Lots of Z list celebrities get dismembered and "harvested" in various farming antics... Link to comment
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