Bluto10 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Black Dwarf an unfunny comedy set in the mud huts of africa with a strange vodoo like creature and a half man half meerkat Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Gym'll fix it. Cheesepipes gives lardy boy bluto the best advice for shedding all those extra pounds he's carrying. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 The Young Ones Heart of Midlothian version of Footballer's wives. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Cher locks Holmes and the hound in Baskerville Bingo Callers - Tv documentary following Maggie and Jim as they head from one hall to another, calling out Bingo numbers to a room full of blue perms and false teeth. Link to comment
tup Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 The A team Category A sex offenders Craig Thomson, Graham Rix, R Kelly, and Pete Townsend take to the streets in a van with blacked out windows in order to stalk their prey incognito. Link to comment
daytripping Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 I'd create a fictional show called Sirens based on the lives of 3 Ambulancemen, one would be a jobby jabber, another asian and another a quirky straight white guy, they'd get up to all kind of shenanigans. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 The Beach Grave Gordon Hanging herself then insisting she is buried at sea, Lucy Gordon gets planted at the beach. Lucy Gordon Link to comment
Henry Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Changing Dooms This series follows Stoney as he forsees doom at every opportunity. Episode 1: Stoney bemoans the lack of flair in a 4-0 win over St Johnstone for AFC. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Family Ghuys Celtic fans talk about incest. Link to comment
Henry Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Mongs of Praise A group of retards get together every sunday to pat each other on the back and to congratulate each other about the past weeks achievements. Schlongs of Praise. Graham Norton, Alan Carr, Bluto and Dale Winton spend their Sunday evening assessing and admiring that week's cocks. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Schlongs of Praise. Graham Norton, Alan Carr, Bluto and Dale Winton spend their Sunday evening assessing and admiring that week's cocks. Have I Got Cocks For You big budget sequal to Schlongs of Praise presented by harcus where he plays soggy biscuit with various random queers. he always wins. or is that loses? Link to comment
Henry Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Supermarket Neep. Low-budget version of the popular 90s gameshow hosted by Dale Winton. This version is stocked exclusively with neeps, and is effectively a competition to see who can pile the most neeps in their trolley. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Torch Hoods - Gameshow hosted by Jeremy Kyle where contestants set fire to as many hoodies as possible, then take a lie detector test to see which one is the father of the obese slut named Kelz. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Winnie The Poof - Program about Honey Loving Gay Bears Link to comment
wee jock poo-pong mcplop Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Soggy Fannies You take 1kg of flour and stick it down some bird pants (have to be big ones) they dance about or show them nudey films then then stand on a sheet and turn out their pants the flour then is weighed and the one with least flour win the title soggiest fanny!!! Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Total Wipeout Men and women try and wipe their bums after a bout of the sh*ts while doing an obstacle course. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Laid or Aids - 6 women, 5 are clean of STDs, 1 of them has the dreaded Aids virus..... Link to comment
phoenix Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Did I mention this before ? So many cooking programmes on tv that I defy anyone to scroll through all channels and NOT find one on at any given time...24/7. But no Macrobiotic Cooking. Why? Because it is too radical. A macrobiotic diet improves judgement to the degree that most crimes , scams and plots that exploit the population become far more transparent and are nipped in the bud before they can take effect. Many other qualities in life also improve - like having less accidents and possessing improved memory( memory is everything). The Nation needs to go Macrobiotic. It's a survival thing. This is a Public Service Announcement. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Macrobiotics-Universal-Health-Happiness/dp/0870403818 Link to comment
tup Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 One Foot in the Gravy. Cookery programme specialising in local produce i.e. the vegetables from the stooge's polytunnel, presented by renowned and esteemed local coffin dodger Phoenixx. Link to comment
phoenix Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 One Foot in the Gravy. Cookery programme specialising in local produce i.e. the vegetables from the stooge's polytunnel, presented by renowned and esteemed local coffin dodger Phoenixx. Back to Nature , back to Local , tup. Stand by your mail box , something will be deposited therein the morn( but it's not the Dirac.....yet ). Link to comment
tup Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Back to Nature , back to Local , tup. Stand by your mail box , something will be deposited therein the morn( but it's not the Dirac.....yet ). Good man, I'll tell the butler to keep his eyes peeled. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Minefield Second rate American comedy show set in Vietnam. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Gym Wars - Mini and Red Mist battle it out at the gym to see who can get the fittest first. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Gym Wars - Mini and Red Mist battle it out at the gym to see who can get the fittest first. :laughing: Think I've already done it but I'll do it again since it's on topic. EDIT: I did in post 290 but what the hell. Gym'll flex it. Mini and Red Mist both get buffed up and have a pose off. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Roid Wars Like Road Wars Road Wars on Sky but all contained in The Diet and Fitness thread. That's got to be the reason there is so much anger in that gymnasium. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Pumping Ironside Which one of Mini and Redmist will end up wheelchair bound after the fight to the death? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Bench Press Gang Kids telly programme set in a gym instead of this one. Aimed at older children and teenagers, the programme was based on the activities of a children's newspaper gymnasium, the Junior Gazette, produced by pupils roid heads from the local comprehensive school. Press Gang Link to comment
360 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 D(ol)umbo - A series that follows the investigations of a big eared, dead detective. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Queers Comedy show set in a bar with Bluto, Tup and the three poofs fae the fitness thread. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Exhale and No Pace Comedy sketch show by blower of hot air expert Millertime and his idol Lee Miller. Link to comment
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