dervish Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 SockBusters - Watch as an ugly male nymphomaniacs battle to be first to rupture a crusty wank sock. A solo player competes against a pair (each wanking off their alternate) of contestants, thus setting out to prove or disprove the old adage that two heads really are better than one. Whoever wins gets to go on a "Golden Run" where they urinate on the losing team (particularly bad luck if acting as single player). Link to comment
tup Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Only Hoors and Forces. A glimpse at the seedy underbelly of Lossiemouth. Link to comment
forbesz1903 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Come Dine without Me Kate and Gerry McCann reconstruct the night their daughter went missing during their holiday in portugal Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Ford Soup or Sundae Richard Keys presents footballers making the tough decision between a starter or a main course. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Ford Soup or Sundae Richard Keys presents footballers making the tough decision between a starter or a main course. A sundae for a main course? Basic schoolboy error. Sundae would be a dessert. Or a pudding if you're a bit common. Link to comment
Henry Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Cuntdown Join various lowlifes and ex-OF players as they tackle simple arithmetic and word problems. The loser gets laid on his arse at the end of the programme. Link to comment
tup Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Stramash in the Attic. Archie MacPherson presents a documentary on some of the sh*te found in the attics of householders in small Scottish towns, such as Kirkcaldy and Greenock. Link to comment
Henry Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 On the lash in the attic Join Bluto as he sneaks a few cans of Kestrel into his bedsit in the attic of his Mum's house. Link to comment
tup Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Knight Rider. Join bluto as he sucks David Beckham's cock, and takes him up the brown star, shortly after he receives his knighthood for services to English 'football'. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Whose Line is it Anyway... Ray McKinnon and Noel Whelan suffer amnesia and can't remember whose turn it is at the charlie. Dad's Army... Documentary on Craig Brown's transfer targets for the 2011-2012 season. Duberry, Dailly, Rae, Davidson, Law.... Bottom... Stewart Milne and Willie Miller admit their ambitions for Aberdeen's league finish Rentaghost... Gary McDonald goes on loan to various clubs Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 The Skene Documentary - Following the day to day life of inhabitants in a dodgy area of the small village situated between Westhill and Dunecht. A local young rogue gets into bother when he steals a 6lb bag of tatties from the village shoppie to fund his Sweetheart Stout addiction And trouble brews in The Red Star Inn after someone gets caught cheating at dominos. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Wanking the Dead Jimmy Saville does what he does best and tosses off corpses. Always got a hard on but never shoot their load. What's that I hear you say? Jimmy Saville isn't a necrophiliac. Oh yes he is. I shag dead people. Link to comment
Henry Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Jim'll Fax It Join Jimmy Saville as he takes on a new job as a secretary in a large company. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Jim'll Fax It Join Jimmy Saville as he takes on a new job as a secretary in a large company. Jim'll Wax it. Jim joins a beauty parlour dishing out brazilians. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Rug Rats - Documentary about women who have an infestation of rats in their vagina House - Documentary following bingo enthusiast Brenda and her adventures playing Bingo at her local Riva and Gala. Touch Wood - What John Barrowman is trying to/ would like to change Torch Wood into. My Sweet 16 - Following Craig Thomson and his search for his next victim on facebook. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Touch Wood - What John Barrowman is trying to/ would like to change Torch Wood into. Superb.^^^^^ Nae bars. Or in other words World Cup 2022 live from Qatar. Link to comment
dervish Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Rug Rats - Documentary about women who have an infestation of rats in their vagina House - Documentary following bingo enthusiast Brenda and her adventures playing Bingo at her local Riva and Gala. Touch Wood - What John Barrowman is trying to/ would like to change Torch Wood into. My Sweet 16 - Following Craig Thomson and his search for his next victim on facebook. Link to comment
dervish Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Brooks tried - Watch Rebekah dish the dirt on a raft of politicians and former masters in a last ditch bit to save herself. (also what the f**k is with that spelling?) Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 a sequal to Coronation Street. or a two day version of 24. or the next installment of Friends once they have all fallen out. Link to comment
360 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Mock The Weak- Feeble minded weaklings are taunted by a group of people both mentally and physically superior to them. EDIT: Just seen that tup beat me to this one. Link to comment
dervish Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Mock The Weak- Feeble minded weaklings are taunted by a group of people both mentally and physically superior to them. They re-doing the scheme? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Bigot Brother - Old firm fans spend 12 weeks in a house with cameras all over the place and each week the public get to vote off which one to exterminate next. They all die, it's just a matter of who lasts longest. Hosted by Davina McCall. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 fawlty bungalos. the office block the office canteen the office carpark. prisioner cell block k. Link to comment
360 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 This Mourning- A daily remembrance service for the leading lights in this country. For example, Diana and Jade Goody. Gaybreak- Homo snooker players play a game against one another, the loser is executed. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Loose Women - Same name, different format :thumbs: Link to comment
360 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 The Motel Inspector- A follow up series commissioned by Channel 5 to "The Hotel Inspector". Critics have said it doesn't reach the dizzying heights of the original series. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 au revoir doll - 6 weegie monkeys go and work in france Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Souporfanny. Fat dyke (probably) bitch who'll probably never have kids herself Jo Frost decides on what to have for starters. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Jews-round. Follows a group of Jews on a night out in the hope that one of the tight fisted b*stards gets a round in. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Pointless. Some posh unfunny c**t and his specky pal host a gameshow where none of the contestants have an index finger. Link to comment
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