Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet

[manboobs109]

The Great Indian Wank Off

[reekie_dock]

I remember the video evidence

Epic Halloween party that was

[The Boofon]

The Great Indian Wank Off

[maryhilldon]

Everybody Hates Kris

 

Revealing documentary which reveals that even Kris Boyd's family think he's a mouthbreathing fud.

[Chewie37]

Everybody Hates Kris

Revealing documentary which reveals that even Kris Boyd's family think he's a mouthbreathing fud.

Not reeeeeeally a big reveal though is it?

[manboobs109]

Streaky Blinders - Documentary about blind cunts that streak at sporting events or maybe about something to do with bacon or something

[rumpus]

Breaking Gadd

 

Question Time type debate. A panel consisting of Michael Barrymore, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Jimmy Somerville and one of the boys fae Right Said Fred - asking him some hard hitting questions about his questionable sex life

 

 

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and plooks?

 

Acne waits till your aound 13 yrs old before coming on your face.

 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Breaking Dad

 

Dad is taken to Guantanamo and is made the guest of the yanks at their luxury retreat where activities include waterboarding, clipping things to his balls and being locked up with an amorous Rumpus.

 

All for charity.

[The Boofon]

Give us a Jew - washed up celebrities play charades, with every answer a Jew.

 

Jew...two words...Adam Sandler! Yesssss

 

 

Excessive use of s there was no accident IMO.

 

Anti semitic without a doubt.

 

Poor show Dad.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

"Britain's hardest sums"

 

Danny Dyer and a team of accountants trying to figure out how the fuck Sevco can afford a new manager.

[mcdougall(4)]

Give us a Jew - washed up celebrities play charades, with every answer a Jew.

 

Jew...two words...Adam Sandler! Yesssss

 

 

yikes that's a bit far

 

also sandler isn't washed up, he's still putting arses on seats (as it were) even tho his schtick hasn't aged well, thought he was great (as an aside) in funny people a few years back.

[maryhilldon]

yikes that's a bit far

 

also sandler isn't washed up, he's still putting arses on seats (as it were) even tho his schtick hasn't aged well, thought he was great (as an aside) in funny people a few years back.

People laughed when he said he wanted to be a comedian, well they're not laughing now.

© Bob Monkhouse

[Ke1t]

Lorraine Kelly and Carol Vorderman's Celebrity Custard Wrestling.

 

I think that's self explanatory.

[waldo5]

Who the Fuck D'Ya Think You Are?

 

A refashioned geneaology show in which various subjects are appraised according to the wrongdoings of their distant ancestors. In episode one, Shay Logan is deported and Greg Tansey hanged. Fronted by Krishnan Guru-Murthy on laughing gas.

[BrianFaePerth]

. Edit best no

[mcdougall(4)]

 

Hahaha aye you're no wrong son; Sooper Hanz essentially admitting hes a useless bastard as he types. The the kind of realisation that can ruin a man. Chinup Soop. Give it another go - Braking Dad; sounds good. So whats it about?

 

Breaking Dad, a show where disgruntled and estranged sons/daughters get to take out their frustrations on their errant parent, by utilising medieval techniques on them

[shut up meg]

Horrendous

 

You seem to have taken a bit of a dislike to poor old Hanz, I thought V1.7 was above all that MT?

[manboobs109]

AFC Chatfish - posters on AFC chat are brought together to see if they actually hate each other in real life as much as they do online

[spamspamspam]

Fist dayts

 

DT let's his sphincter prolapse down Landon way

[Ke1t]

AFC Chatfish - posters on AFC chat are brought together to see if they actually hate each other in real life as much as they do online

 

I imagine most people would get along fine in real life, given most folks wouldn't talk to one another face to face the way they do on the internets.

 

And if you really can't get along with someone, rather than get your shit worked up about it, just don't interact with them.

 

[maryhilldon]

^ I reckon in real life we'd all get on swimmingly, being dandies an' all.

[alscotoz]

 

I imagine most people would get along fine in real life, given most folks wouldn't talk to one another face to face the way they do on the internets.

 

And if you really can't get along with someone, rather than get your shit worked up about it, just don't interact with them.

 

 

So obvious and such sound advice...

[Chewie37]

Auf Weidersen Parts........following some German transsexuals as they get their bits snipped aff etc

[alscotoz]

Fuck off hanz you massive cunt. Trust this disproves your unfair judgement.

 

Your judgment is one of the main reasons I voted you up as the main man.

[Henry]

Cig Break

 

John Virgo and Jim Davidson have a fag outside after a busy day of trick shots and casual racism.

[The Boofon]

Whos Wine is it Anyway?

 

Contestants try to work out which celebrity drinks which wine by asking a series of yes no questions. The winner gets some wine.

 

 

Terrible. The new team need to go back to first few pages to see what the old masters set the level at.

 

Cheggers plays Pop your clogs.

Self explanatory.

[The Boofon]

Tup of the Plops

 

Our resident man of violence sits under a toilet seat cover and gets shat on by the Hairy Cornflake.

[The Boofon]

He then enters Plop Idol.

 

Billy Idol hosting a scat competition.

[Foster14]

Brawly Blokes

 

AFC chat meets up, and sorts out their differents.

 

Jolly Tokes

 

Next part, stop for a smoke and realise that they don't all really hate each other, it is suppressed homosexuality.

 

Bolly Strokes

 

The sequel, where after realising the suppressed homosexuality, rumpus introduces everyone to his cementer pal.

 

Ollie Bokes

 

Next part, where Ollie arrives at the meet up late and doesn't like what he sees.

[The Boofon]

Love Ireland.

 

Dating show featuring fat ginger girls with mental accents and arseholes who drink Guinness.