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Knowing May Knowing You

 

An deep dive in to the life in times of a different "May" every week. Series kicks off with Theresa May spending the entire show doing fuck all, then paying a crowd of bigots to support every she says.

 

Show moves on to Stevie May the next week, who despite also achieving doing fuck all for the entire show, moves around a lot to make himself look productive.

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Bargaincunt

 

Episode 1 - Story of how we managed to sign Maynard for free when he previously went to Bristol for £2.25m.

 

Episode 2 - proceeds to be one of the worst strikers we have ever had and somehow manages to score no goals in his entire career in a red shirt

 

Episode 3 - moves to Bury and turns into a goal

Machine

 

Prick.

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Bargaincunt

 

Episode 1 - Story of how we managed to sign Maynard for free when he previously went to Bristol for £2.25m.

 

Episode 2 - proceeds to be one of the worst strikers we have ever had and somehow manages to score no goals in his entire career in a red shirt

 

Episode 3 - moves to Bury and turns into a goal

Machine

 

Prick.

My mates version of bargain Cunt is much better, contestants have to go around finding the cheapest prostitutes 

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