A Second Nandos

[tommo1903]

No way I was having someone ontop of me pushing on my belly

 

[The Boofon]

Haha. Nah, Good detective work but 2 + 2 =/ 5. No way I was having someone ontop of me pushing on my belly for me to sh*t all over my own bed (fair enough if it was hers ).

 

 

 

Can anyone find the Kama Sutra on Amazon to see if this position exists?

[spamspamspam]

Can anyone find the Kama Sutra on Amazon to see if this position exists?

 

If Roman Showers (throwing up on someone during sex) and the bacon doggy (bit of bacon on a string half swallowed by female, done from behind and when you cum you pull the bacon out for the gag reflex to give an extra squeeze on the plunger) exist then I'm sure this sort of stuff does as well. And yes, I used to read far too many nutts mags...

 

Remember Noddy Holder telling a story from back in the days of Slade first starting out. They were skint so for extra cash he would sh*t on a bit of glass that was across a bath and the bath has some sick geezer lying in it. I think this may be where Nando's got their family platter idea from

[The Boofon]

If Roman Showers (throwing up on someone during sex) and the bacon doggy (bit of bacon on a string half swallowed by female, done from behind and when you cum you pull the bacon out for the gag reflex to give an extra squeeze on the plunger) exist then I'm sure this sort of stuff does as well. And yes, I used to read far too many nutts mags...

 

Remember Noddy Holder telling a story from back in the days of Slade first starting out. They were skint so for extra cash he would sh*t on a bit of glass that was across a bath and the bath has some sick geezer lying in it. I think this may be where Nando's got their family platter idea from

 

 

The second one about the bacon is bollocks.

 

Never knew Noddy was a bit on the queer side though.

 

Spoiled my Christmas that has. I was going to Nando's as well.

[amancalledbuck]

The second one about the bacon is bollocks.

 

Never knew Noddy was a bit on the queer side though.

 

Spoiled my Christmas that has. I was going to Nando's as well.

 

Alvin Stardust goes to Chiqito's.

[tommo1903]

Can anyone find the Kama Sutra on Amazon to see if this position exists?

 

Thats what I was thinking. Unless hes riding obese birds and they're crushing his stomach with their own bellies?

[The Boofon]

Thats what I was thinking. Unless hes riding obese birds and they're crushing his stomach with their own bellies?

 

I'll ask Tup for his copy.

[Bluto10]

Inversneck!

 

I'm sure it does taste good but it will be cheap sh*t!

 

is that the caff where inversneckie_dob is the bus boy?

[minijc]

Anyone been to the dutch mill for food? Going there this weekend, would like to know if it's aright?

[Dynamo]

Anyone been to the dutch mill for food? Going there this weekend, would like to know if it's aright?

 

Only been there for lunch but it was good :thumbs:

[diamondsr4ever]

Anyone been to the dutch mill for food? Going there this weekend, would like to know if it's aright?

 

last time i was there it was rubbish, slow, cold and over-priced.

 

sent it back and had some peanuts.

[Dandyesque]

I can vouch for the sand dollars quality, at least I could in the past before it was sold to new owners, the last owner was into organic food and sourced only the best bacon, black pud etc.

 

To be fair it tasted just the same as the cheap tesco stuff, a fry up is a fry up at the end of the day.

 

 

Eggs! The difference is in the eggs!

 

I challege you to have eggs from a battery hen and eggs from Annie Munro's hens and not tell the difference

 

I reckon those hens eat ducks for breakfast

 

:thumbs: