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I'll admit I told a porker, I'm a short 5 9".


Still take any chunt who posts in here like.


No man who drinks eight cans of Stella whilst watching the telly every night has a hope against me.


You'd be spewing up blood and wife beater in less than 30 seconds, after which you'd say 'we were only joking anyway, eh' having seen the sheer aggression on my face.


Hitting me is like punching a cow in the face, pointless, you'll only hurt yourself, I'm made of steel.

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