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is it a kids bed? :itch-chin: I hope there are no kids in the bed at the same time.

 

I mean, I love kids. Not in a bad way, in a nice way. I mean, I'm not on the Child Protection Register... yet. Which proves I'm not a paedo! Either that or I'm an incredibly hard-to-detect paedo!

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Wish someone had started this thread when angry wee LS was about.

 

I'm 6 '2 and built like The Undertaker.

Haha wise up, with your current hair cut you look more like you've been f**ked by the undertaker.

 

I'm roughly 6 ft 3' kinda good, although guys in work call me the jolly green giant :(

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Always wondered why your nose kept growing then.

 

Aye it's a fair slope like, a couple of people think it's a bit of a jew nose.

what, in so much as you can SEE an inch more with every 30lbs you lose?

Well it is believed that every man has atleast a 12 inch penis although most of it is hidden so the less fat you have or the fat you lose more will show.

 

 

Just seems that way cos you can see it now

Aye, things getting strapped to my knee for when I play football.
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Do you have an annoying mong accompany you everywhere with an urn?

 

Nah but my brother Shane wears this weird mask all the time.

Haha wise up, with your current hair cut you look more like you've been f**ked by the undertaker.

You don't know what people look like after they've been f**ked so weesht polski.

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