bonzodaddy73 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 6 foot on the nose!My younger brothers are 6'3 & 6'4 respectively.I'm the short arse of the Bonzo clan. Link to comment
ebbe Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 No man who drinks eight cans of Stella whilst watching the telly every night has a hope against me. You'd be spewing up blood and wife beater in less than 30 seconds, after which you'd say 'we were only joking anyway, eh' having seen the sheer aggression on my face. Hitting me is like punching a cow in the face, pointless, you'll only hurt yourself, I'm made of steel. do you sleep standing up aswell tup? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Just shy of 6 foot. 5 feet 11 then. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 5 feet 11 then. FFS, don't tell everybody! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 FFS, don't tell everybody! It's just that the 6 foot club is exclusive and short arses like yourself and Tup just don't cut the mustard. Nae point saying your almost 6 feet tall. Just like Oor Willie at Codona's. If yer nae as tall as this yer nae getting on. Link to comment
360 Posted August 10, 2011 Author Share Posted August 10, 2011 What colour of eyes have you got? What colour of hair you got? What's your favourite colour? You bunch of f**king poovers! Midget alert. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 What colour of eyes have you got? What colour of hair you got? What's your favourite colour? You bunch of f**king poovers! Mauve to all three questions... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 This is me. Well hello little man. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 It's just that the 6 foot club is exclusive and short arses like yourself and Tup just don't cut the mustard. Nae point saying your almost 6 feet tall. Just like Oor Willie at Codona's. If yer nae as tall as this yer nae getting on.I'm 6ft if I wear shoes Lanky b*stards! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 I'm 6ft if I wear shoes Lanky b*stards! Stick your wife's stilletos on (again) and you'll be 6 feet 2. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Exactly 6 ft. Mmmmm. With or without the beard? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 6'2 or 6'3. Change your height regularly throughout the day then KSL? Good disguise for a looter that. We're looking for a guy that's 6 feet 2 in the morning but only 5 feet 8 in the afternoon. Bit of a shape shifter. Oh and he's black obviously. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Stick your wife's stilletos on (again) and you'll be 6 feet 2. Don't drag me into your and Mrs (or Mr?) Boofons Saturday night fantasies! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 care factor? Another Time Bandit breaks cover. Link to comment
tup Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 do you sleep standing up aswell tup? Sleep is for women, pathetic, and should only be done when absolutely necessary through sheer exhaustion, when your Herculean efforts finally catch up with you. The amount of folk you hear saying 'I want a long lie', get a f**king hold of yourself, may as well say 'I'm a lazy b*stard, and hate life' My thoughts on such folk are, if you want to sleep for an eternity, just f**king kill yourself, and spare the rest of us your f**king whinging. Same time every night, same amount of time every night. This is an essential part of life so often overlooked by folk who lead erratic lifestyles, no wonder you're making a f**k up of things I think to myself as I observe folk who go their bed at wildly differing times each day, sleep half the day, canna sleep at night, blah de f**king blah. Then they f**king moan about it! Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Change your height regularly throughout the day then KSL? Good disguise for a looter that. We're looking for a guy that's 6 feet 2 in the morning but only 5 feet 8 in the afternoon. Bit of a shape shifter. Oh and he's black obviously. Depends on what height stilettos I have on. Na, just not sure of my exact height to be honest. But it's about 6'2 or 6'3. Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Tup must be short, he has anger issues. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Sleep is for women, pathetic, and should only be done when absolutely necessary through sheer exhaustion, when your Herculean efforts finally catch up with you. The amount of folk you hear saying 'I want a long lie', get a f**king hold of yourself, may as well say 'I'm a lazy b*stard, and hate life' My thoughts on such folk are, if you want to sleep for an eternity, just f**king kill yourself, and spare the rest of us your f**king whinging. Same time every night, same amount of time every night. This is an essential part of life so often overlooked by folk who lead erratic lifestyles, no wonder you're making a f**k up of things I think to myself as I observe folk who go their bed at wildly differing times each day, sleep half the day, canna sleep at night, blah de f**king blah. Then they f**king moan about it! You just dinna sleep short arse because when you sleep your body actually gets shorter than your measly 5 feet 11. Short arse research Link to comment
360 Posted August 10, 2011 Author Share Posted August 10, 2011 My thoughts on such folk are, if you want to sleep for an eternity, just f**king kill yourself, and spare the rest of us your f**king whinging. Sometimes when I go to bed my feet hang off the end. Not a problem you have ever encountered I imagine, unless you've ever been in Roberto's special bed. Link to comment
tup Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Tup must be short, he has anger issues. I agree small men do tend to have chips on their shoulders, a grudge against Mither Nature. However I am genuinely built like David Haye, I'm not shitting you, and I reckon I could take him. Link to comment
tup Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 You just dinna sleep short arse because when you sleep your body actually gets shorter than your measly 5 feet 11. Short arse research Hark at Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen, I'd hate to be a big, tall, effeminate trosk like you/him. I'm what they call a perfect ten. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Sometimes when I go to bed my feet hang off the end. I think you must have a very small bed. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 6 feet exactly although my younger brother is a freaky 6 ft 8 in. Link to comment
tup Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Sometimes when I go to bed my feet hang off the end. Not a problem you have ever encountered I imagine, unless you've ever been in Roberto's special bed. Just like the tale of Thought. Thought thought his arse was sticking out the bed. So he got out to push it in. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Hark at Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen, I'd hate to be a big, tall, effeminate trosk like you/him. I'm what they call a perfect ten. Or as they are more commonly known, a woman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWjDZkY1ILU Great band, great song. All about chicks and dicks. Or in your case, chick with dick. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Tups anger stems from his runners up spot in a body building competition. Allegedly! Link to comment
tup Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Never heard of them, you're the one shouting about any holes a goal and you'd shag something that used to be a man no hassle just the ither day Link to comment
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