looksgoodinred Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 jeezus, just perused this thread and noticed how many tall men reside on the Hat! i'm 5'4". possibly 5'3". pocket-sized, as a friend says, from his almost 6' height tall bastard the downside of being too short is you spend a lot of time tucked into mens' armpits. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 jeezus, just perused this thread and noticed how many tall men reside on the Hat! i'm 5'4". possibly 5'3". pocket-sized, as a friend says, from his almost 6' height tall bastard the downside of being too short is you spend a lot of time tucked into mens' armpits. Or ball sacks in Tup's case. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 the downside of being too short is you spend a lot of time tucked into mens' armpits. What exactly are you doing to be tucked in to their armpits? Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 What exactly are you doing to be tucked in to their armpits? you know... you get a big bear hug by tall person, and then they keep one arm around you after they've stopped actively hugging, and next thing you know, you're tucked into an arm pit. Link to comment
tup Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Or ball sacks in Tup's case. Next time I see you we're having this out. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Next time I see you we're having this out. You want The Boof's ball sack out? Link to comment
tup Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 You're lucky our paths have never crossed Brian. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Im 6'3". (including 5" bouffant and 4" cuban heels) Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 You're lucky our paths have never crossed Brian. They have, you just couldn`t see over the fence. 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 A man should be no smaller than 6ft. 2 Link to comment
tup Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Messi, the best footballer in the world, is only 5 feet 7. In Scotland he would have been dismissed as too wee, and not hard enough. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Yeah cos Shaun Maloney is deceptively 6'2" Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Next time I see you we're having this out. I'll wear a jock strap as protection. Link to comment
Redstar Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 6' 3"...was 6' 4"...fucking hair ,even when pushed down for measuring, was adding an inch. Link to comment
Scrumpy Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 A man should be no smaller than 6ft. Aye, the Hen Broon look always works well with the birds. Link to comment
dave_min Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 6' 3"...was 6' 4"...fucking hair ,even when pushed down for measuring, was adding an inch. Boofon is 8' 7" Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Boofon is 8' 7" 8' 9" after a blow dry. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 5'7. It's as shit as it sounds Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 5'7. It's as shit as it soundsLOL. You're just a small Ricky Foster, a small Ricky Foster, you're just a small Ricky Foster. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 5'7. It's as shit as it soundsDo you get sat at the kids table for family meals? Link to comment
tup Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Can probably get cheap trainers if you are that size Poodler, feet will be under size 5 = bairns prices. Every cloud and all that. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I'm 6'4" btw.....handy at festivals, especially when fit birds want to sit on your shoulders Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 5ft 10 Arms like pythons and we'll settle the debate on the Aker Squash courts in a tall v average death match. I always thought you would be a great mountain of a man... and now you're telling me you're really no taller than a small child? So much for my homoerotic fantasies. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 5'7 and looks like Ricky foster?! Ouch Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 5'7 and looks like Ricky foster?! OuchI don't look like that cunt, it's just Boof being a prick. I've worked my way up to the adult table but at work, grown mannies often disregard my opinion because of my youthful appearance. But then, I'm also a heart breaker, every cloud. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 5'7. It's as shit as it sounds I didnt even know they stacked shit that high. 5ft 10 Arms like pythons and we'll settle the debate on the Aker Squash courts in a tall v death match. Loser can buy the juices from our brand new Smoothie bar that just opened yesterday. Link to comment
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