Guest milne_afc Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Have you tried praying?Probably punishment for preying. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Probably punishment for preying.Hahaha Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Sore. At work today, it felt like I was on a lot of painkillers; head full of fluff and a weird pulsating jangliness, that was putting pressure on the back of my head. Im hoping my shit posture has caused some inflammation of my neck muscles as opposed to tumours; but I dunno....maybe its fucking tumours. A bit of sawdust and I'll be right as rain.Have you checked your blood pressure? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 I haven't son - I shall do and report back.Mind and check it when youre nae looking at young lads. 1 Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 I haven't son - I shall do and report back.Get yourself checked over if it's as bad as you say, old timer. No point suffering if no need to. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Mind and check it when youre nae looking at young lads.What if the doctor is a young strapping lad? It's tough being dad. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Have you tried praying?On his knees with his hands together in front of a long haired bearded male? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 This is my thought - Ive shit posture as previously mused, so I'm already at work with neck braces and stretches and chin tucking and so on. But seeing as how you never know I'd thought I'd ask - at the very least some material to work with for the good people on here (molestation quips and the like). I'll check the blood pressure as advised, then go from there. #DadsTumoursHow's your mattress? That can fuck up a lot of things. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Ahh you know I'm only joking pops Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Or go see a physio - a decent one. I only mention BP because of the cloudy heed, pressure stuff you mentioned, the rest of the symptoms sound muscoskeletal A decent private physio will be able to locate the problem before a GP would, then refer you for an MRI etc if you needed een. Remember ibuprofen can be tough on your stomach too, and cause high BP. Moderation Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Remember ibuprofen can be tough on your stomach too, and cause high BP. Moderation^^what a fuckin hypocrite. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 ^^what a fuckin hypocrite.Don't do as I do, do as I say A decent physio will be about £40-50 consultation, Da, but at least they will be experienced and quicker than waiting for an nhs one. Lots of private physio companies require a minimum 5 years of practice so their experience is beneficial. It may be something as simple as strengthening your quads through to an impingement, scar tissue etc. My missus (@parklife) is a physio and they're capable of some outstanding massage work Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Or go see a physio - a decent one. I only mention BP because of the cloudy heed, pressure stuff you mentioned, the rest of the symptoms sound muscoskeletal A decent private physio will be able to locate the problem before a GP would, then refer you for an MRI etc if you needed een. Remember ibuprofen can be tough on your stomach too, and cause high BP. Moderation Sounds like his pants are too tight IMO. Causes blinding headaches that. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Not sure if i can take the latest ramblings of shite from dad seriously.He speaks enough guff that i find what he says about his present condition hard to swallow.If genuinely nae weel i hope you improve.If just spikkin shite for the sake of spikkin shite, well I'll let @@Millertime deal with you. 1 Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted July 12, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted July 12, 2018 Not sure if i can take the latest ramblings of shite from dad seriously.He speaks enough guff that i find what he says about his present condition hard to swallow.If genuinely nae weel i hope you improve.If just spikkin shite for the sake of spikkin shite, well I'll let @@Millertime deal with you.+1Terrific...ha ha Link to comment
DD1903 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Not sure if i can take the latest ramblings of shite from dad seriously.He speaks enough guff that i find what he says about his present condition hard to swallow.If genuinely nae weel i hope you improve.If just spikkin shite for the sake of spikkin shite, well I'll let @@Millertime deal with you.In my expert, medically based, opinion it sounds like a mild dose of the flu at worse. With a course of man the fuck up being prescribed. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Terrific advice son - ok shall do. Theres a place just down yonder - I'll pay the cunts a visit come pay day. Can @@Millertime not send you to his private physician? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 You're getting physician confused with psychologist. imo @@Millertime Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 You're getting physician confused with psychologist. imo @@Millertime??? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Come on @@Dad get yourself sorted out you old bufty! Go get a full check up, finger up the arse, cough check etc. @@Poodler will surely sort you out Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Im trying son - steps are being taken. No buttock parting required though - if theres one thing I can put my savings on, its the reliability of my sphincter. And of course my aforementioned bladder.Fair enough.....four sprung pork technique Stand down @@Poodler and put the latex gloves away Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 This afternoon more like Cherry Chouffe is ok for a giggle.Bit girly but is 8% so not too gay. Had it last time I was in the Brugse Beertje. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 I purchased a bunch of shirts and pair of loafers.From, you guessed it, PS sale. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Mix it up now and again, Why dont you?Can’t put a price on quality min Link to comment
DD1903 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Cant put a price on quality minExcept in sales... Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 New boxing gloves Nervous about seeing Boof?? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Except in sales...lol All the shite no other cunt wants Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Nah dinna bother with fancy underwear Cause I’m a bloody bloke Link to comment
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