Latest Purchase Thread

[reekie_dock]

@@ebbe will be purchasing new sheets, duvet, and duvet cover today

[ebbe]

Pish shit spew or spunk?

Defo nae spunk. Saved all my sick for the taxi, compensated the driver accordingly because that is terrible behaviour. 1am was the worst rain I’ve ever seen, so it could have just been that as I was drenched from head to toe but I more than likely pished myself, probably more than once.

[Guest milne_afc]

8 x wanderlust

1 x red

1 x white(for her)

[Bluto10]

last few purchases, in past 110 minutes, have been

4* pints of konig ludwig’s, rounds thereof.

[dazzy_deff]

Personalised cigar boxes for my wedding party, as part of their gift pack Ill give them. Need to buy the cigars for them then pocket watches for everyone, along with other bits and pieces.

 

Canna wait for @@Henry to pass judgement.

[manboobs109]

Personalised cigar boxes for my wedding party, as part of their gift pack Ill give them. Need to buy the cigars for them then pocket watches for everyone, along with other bits and pieces.

 

Canna wait for @@Henry to pass judgement.

Fuck that shit. My best man got a pint.

[The Boofon]

Personalised cigar boxes for my wedding party, as part of their gift pack Ill give them. Need to buy the cigars for them then pocket watches for everyone, along with other bits and pieces.

 

Canna wait for @@Henry to pass judgement.

 

Looks like you have passed your own judgement there chief. ??

[Zeus]

Away to buy a pair of cheapo Campus. 32 quid on the Adidas site...bargains to be had on there

[cruzcampo3]

A beach towel

[Zeus]

^An Aberdeen one to hang over the balcony?

[dazzy_deff]

Looks like you have passed your own judgement there chief. ??

Ken FFS. I was encouraged by the missus

[Henry]

Agree with manboobs, seems excessive.

 

Better than Clydesides miniatures though.

[dazzy_deff]

Agree with manboobs, seems excessive.

 

Better than Clydesides miniatures though.

Im just a generous guy Henry. Bottle of booze to top it off. Nae miniatures.

[dazzy_deff]

^ be aswell give them a monocle each as well

Cracking eye-dea min.

[dazzy_deff]

At least I know @@Millertime will appreciate it.

[V for Vendetta]

At least I know @@Millertime will appreciate it.

 

Sounds pretty good to me too actually.

 

I think for this sort of thing, I'd either not bother at all as someone else mentioned, or go totally all out on it.

 

The middle ground (some miniatures) is where you don't want to be. That's just sad.

[Bluto10]

Next purchase in a few mins will be pintS.

 

after that a raw herring chaser for lunch

[DD1903]

Next purchase in a few mins will be pintS.

 

after that a raw herring chaser for lunch

Remember and check your stock for clocks etc before posting, bloots

[Bluto10]

You can always FaceTime me DD when I’m in the boozer and I’ll show you

[DD1903]

You can always FaceTime me DD when Im in the boozer and Ill show you

Ill make sure Im alone for it ??

[The Boofon]

 

Sounds pretty good to me too actually.

 

I think for this sort of thing, I'd either not bother at all as someone else mentioned, or go totally all out on it.

 

The middle ground (some miniatures) is where you don't want to be. That's just sad.

The pocket watch is the worst bit. Other than Millerman who likely has a Swiss movement incredibly expensive and bespoke pocket watch who would ever use such a thing? Itll sit in a drawer gathering dust from the Monday after the wedding.

 

Cigar box and cigars not so bad as long as you actually smoke cigars otherwise a pointless piece of tat long since forgotten in 12 months time.

 

You need strong words with your wife.

[alscotoz]

The pocket watch is the worst bit. Other than Millerman who likely has a Swiss movement incredibly expensive and bespoke pocket watch who would ever use such a thing? Itll sit in a drawer gathering dust from the Monday after the wedding.

 

Cigar box and cigars not so bad as long as you actually smoke cigars otherwise a pointless piece of tat long since forgotten in 12 months time.

 

You need strong words with your wife.

 

Yeah

[Redforever86]

The pocket watch is the worst bit. Other than Millerman who likely has a Swiss movement incredibly expensive and bespoke pocket watch who would ever use such a thing? Itll sit in a drawer gathering dust from the Monday after the wedding.

 

Cigar box and cigars not so bad as long as you actually smoke cigars otherwise a pointless piece of tat long since forgotten in 12 months time.

 

You need strong words with your wife.

 

I got given a plastic viking drinking horn for being a best man once. Used it while watching the Denmark WC games (the groom is Danish) quality gift that cost less than the bottle of beer it came with. It's the thought that counts.

 

What thought did your wife have? These cunts look like a cuban Jacob Rees-Mogg with terrible punctuality?

[dazzy_deff]

The pocket watch is the worst bit. Other than Millerman who likely has a Swiss movement incredibly expensive and bespoke pocket watch who would ever use such a thing? Itll sit in a drawer gathering dust from the Monday after the wedding.

 

Cigar box and cigars not so bad as long as you actually smoke cigars otherwise a pointless piece of tat long since forgotten in 12 months time.

 

You need strong words with your wife.

Ive only ever worn my pocket watch for weddings. Its a token gift so we all match on the day. And we all like a cigar at a wedding so Ive got them there cigar for the day in a wee box. I really couldnt care less if they use it again after the wedding to be honest. Ive been an usher or best man that many times I have gifts stuffed in a drawer Ive never used. Im pretty sure the folk who gave me them dont really care either.

 

One gift for being an usher was a round of golf at the Fairmont st Andrews. Cant use that again, so dont get your argument here pally.

[dazzy_deff]

Very underrated fag was Lambert & Butler

Three for a quid at school. Wonder what the pricing of fags is at school nowadays.

[V for Vendetta]

The pocket watch is the worst bit. Other than Millerman who likely has a Swiss movement incredibly expensive and bespoke pocket watch who would ever use such a thing? Itll sit in a drawer gathering dust from the Monday after the wedding.

 

Cigar box and cigars not so bad as long as you actually smoke cigars otherwise a pointless piece of tat long since forgotten in 12 months time.

 

You need strong words with your wife.

I divorced the bitch years ago.

[dazzy_deff]

14 photo frames for the wedding. Give me strength.

[dazzy_deff]

Ive been best man at 2 weddings and couldn't be fucked with the speech thing so didn't bother at both.

You sound an ace laugh

[Chewie37]

I hate public speaking, was best man at 19 for my mate.....speech was horrendous, shat my pants (not literally, I was in a Kilt anyway obvs) second time was for my brothers wedding, 14 years later, speech went well, not as nervous. Definitely requires a bit of confidence or maturity or both........not sure about shoulder width though

[Poodler]

I did a best man speech last year

 

I wasn't allowed any drugs beforehand. And my speech was entirely rewritten when vetted by some more sensible people than me, the night before.

 

 

Managed to hold up the first dance though. Nowhere to be found, racking up lines in the ladies toilet with a bridesmaid. Then the party started.

 

Tough gig, when sober