Chewie37 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I think you'd better calm down chewie sonI’m serenely calm......just been to the spa! Link to comment
shut up meg Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Faither out of interest have you ever been knocked out or involved in an accident that caused a lot of whiplash? Aye, have you ever been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault? If so.., sook ma dick. @@Dad, out of interest, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Link to comment
minijc Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I do have genuine concern for the forum Faither, I think he maybe need his jaw cracked, similar to how he's had his neck and back done as there could be a blockage there causing some issues for him. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I do have genuine concern for the forum Faither, I think he maybe need his jaw cracked, similar to how he's had his neck and back done as there could be a blockage there causing some issues for him. I agree however the auld cunt should get himself along to the doctors and get checked out.Also, he's stated earlier on this weeks that he hardly takes any time off.Do yourself a favour pops and take a fortnight off and get away from the coalface, no place of work is worth losing your health over. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Nah fuck that - I'm going to keep going till i just can't anymore, then see how far good will gets me. Fair enough, now answer my question #8509 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Farther sounds like a bit of a bent shot to me. Either a) do what’s best for your health or b) take your dear diary else where. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Tonic water for the wife she's on the gin Lucozade / alka selzer for me in case I'm hanging - MM is picking me up at 7.30 the morn.Wee prick. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 I do have genuine concern for the forum Faither, I think he maybe need his jaw cracked, similar to how he's had his neck and back done as there could be a blockage there causing some issues for him.Possibly a couple of ribs removed? 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 How old are you @@Dad? Im guessing you're probably 42-45?I thought around 12-13 1 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 I thought around 12-13That's his preference 3 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 That's his preference That was good. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Not happening chewie - dream on.Only trying to make sure you're happy @@Dad #selfservice Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 that's such a great word. oxters. blue suede booties. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Klattermusen jacket, so next time I go out on the hills I don't get soaked threw to my t-shirt like yesterday. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 How weird same thing was written on Brian’s cup at Starbucks Perth earlier this weekBut not with a smiley face....... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 A drone. Off down the beach later to buzz folk with it Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 A drone. Off down the beach later to buzz folk with itIf it doesn’t crash, can you lend it to AFC? Link to comment
Singapore Steve Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Not a purchase, rather an acquisition. A colleague at work left recently and i was checking his table for tools abd handy shit i could pilfer. Was a right horder of the best tools this guy. Anyway, i found 2 books he had in his cabinet. Both by Irvine Welsh, "Sex lives of siamese twins " & " The blade artist". Now this fellow who left was a full blooded Muslim. The type that if you had to stereotype, you would suggest that this one every day of the week as the one who had potential for extreme shit. Was hugely surprised to find these books but on reflection it may explain a few things about him. Angry man, never had a girl friend, did not respect the white guys, fucked up dirty squint teeth. Mr. Mohammed Noor. Link to comment
Singapore Steve Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Mo Noor. Teeth like a mechanics fingernails. Any good? Only 2 I've not read of Irvines. Hard to get in Scots out here in Brazil. Post them out to me when you're done brother. I'll suck yo dick.... as long as the wee pricks not been biting the pages or splashed any taliban tadger treacle or some shit on them likes...I was not aware you lot could read ? Will give a small review after i have got through them. Read the Railway man recently. About a guy from Edinburgh whom was a POW in Singapore. Intresting story where years later he meets his Japanese torturer. Think there may be a film adaptation also. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Satmap To find the way to Livi Link to comment
Henry Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Skagboys was an excellent book Link to comment
Henry Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Last purchase was some petrol Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Ferrari pizza oven for kitchen counterPerfectDoes it match your Ferrari bed? 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Actually purchased nothing today. What a bastard. But did consume. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Shoes Turns out I'm a 13, not a 12 and shoes killing for 2 weeks before breaking in isn't normal Your IQ is a 12 if it's taken you 13 years to figure out your shoes don't fit. 4 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Go Pro hero 5, off to pick it up shortly More NZ toys. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Your shoes were so tight they broke your foot? And you didn't think to buy bigger ones? Fuck sake. 3 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 What do you use a go pro for poodley min? Link to comment
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